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"I hate my job"
Janitor the floor cleaner was cleaning the floor when... he spotted a pile of junk full of paper after shredder.
He is here for cleaning floor's, but not for cleaning pile of paper junk. And after all, he hate's that kind of cleaning job.
Know wonder why he hate's that kind of cleaning job... in his opinion way's.
Whenever I want to feel better about my life, I read Job. I'm not gonna try to paraphrase what happened to Job. Rather, I'll attempt to communicate the suckiness of his story through an exploration of a common curse word.
Job is the S**t
There is curse work in the english language that starts with an "s" and ends with a "t." This curse word is in a few common phrases like:
1. When she finds out, the s**t is gonna hit the fan.
2. That dude got the s**t kicked out of him.
3. Uh oh, she is in some deep s**t.
In those phrases, "s**t" is a negative thing. If you want to insult someone, express displeasure or describe a bad situation, "s**t" is your go-to word.
Here it is in a nutshell. The word "s**t" would feel insulted if someone called it "Job."
S**t, Job. You're old
One interesting thing about Job.... Even though it's in the middle of the Bible, most scholars say that is actually the oldest book. That means that almost all the people we've read about up to this point knew the story of Job. While I can't be positive about this next part (but you know I love to make wild speculations about the Bible), I'd bet that in the ancient Jewish culture they used "Job" in the same way we use "s**t." Three speculative examples:
1. You guys sold your brother into slavery and then lied and told your dad that an animal killed him? If your dad ever finds out, the Job is gonna hit the fan!
2. Dang, David! You kicked the Job out of Goliath!
3. Noah got drunk and did what?! He is in some deep Job.
I hope you're not expecting insight from me
Job is a dense and complicated book that raises a ton of questions about what God is like. My spiritual gift is sarcasm, not Biblical exegesis, so if you want to know more about Job, my pastor wrote a pretty good piece about it that I'd encourage you to check out.
Next week: Not all Psalms are happy...
Fastiques Rod & Custom Car Club's Pumpkin Run Nationals car show and swap meet held at the Clermont County Fair Grounds in Owensville, Ohio. Taken of an old rusty Dodge pickup truck.
After 8 years with yearly contract at the Ministry of Education, eventually tonight I got my OPEN ENDED contract...see my face!!!!
This is my van. It’s a 2006 Chevrolet. Its appearance is hyper-stock. Just another white work van, one of thousands in the city.
“This was a very typical time. I was single. All you needed was a cup of tea, a light, and your stereo, you know, and that’s what I had.” - Steve Jobs
Update: RIP Steve
Venus, el yate del fallecido de Steve Jobs, de 78 metros de eslora, procedente de Gibraltar ha atracado en el puerto de Santa Cruz de Tenerife, donde ha hecho escala con destino a Palm Beach, en Florida.
El yate del fundador de Apple permanecerá en Tenerife unos cinco días, periodo en que su tripulación, compuesta por quince personas, aprovechará para descansar y suministrarse de todo lo necesario para arribar al continente americano, según ha informado en un comunicado el Ayuntamiento de Santa Cruz de Tenerife.
The enormous yacht is between 230 and 260 feet long, and appears to be as it was described in the Jobs biography — it's an extraordinary vessel with teak decks and large panes of ceiling-to-floor glass throughout. The boat is said to have seven 27-inch iMacs on board.
The lightweight aluminium ship, which has been christened Venus, features ten-foot-high windows across the hull which were designed by the chief engineer of Jobs's Apple stores.
The interior was designed by famed French designer Philippe Starck.
The boat was under construction by Dutch custom yacht builders Feadship, with Jobs tweaking the design until his death.
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JOB est une marque de papiers à cigarette créée par Jean Bardou, puis reprise par son fils Pierre Bardou.
Son nom est dû aux initiales de Jean Bardou, JB, séparées par un point en forme de losange imitant la forme des armoiries de Perpignan, devenu par la suite un O. Actuellement propriété de « Républic technologie France ».
L'artiste d'Art nouveau Alphonse Mucha a notamment illustré des publicités pour JOB.