The hash contracted the Unwired Planet blimp, on it's way to an electronics show, to alter course and do a fly-over in Choka's honor

Religion was held to the sound of sword fighting, a thankfully rare occurrence!

I don't know what Tits and Game is stuffing in Groucho Cocks' mouth but I DO know what he's stuffing in his left hand!!

Baker's Dozen't begins to show the stress and strain of being Co-GM and a fourth consecutive day of hashing.

Co-hares Electric Labia Land and Fap Jack waved goodbye after a typically uninformative Instructions of Trail.

Accuprick uses the lull in the action to try on some shirts from haberdashery but I think Finger Nips is looking at 'other' things!

Dung-Fu Grip left an appropriate comment in a geochache-stash known by dBASED and found in a redwood stump.

Virgins Nate and Stephanie ponder their choices for Joke, Song or Body Part. Harriettes hoped for a trou-drop but both virgins went the joke route.

Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker were punished for holding hands and watching the sunset,Shallow Hole was chastised for stretching before trail and Tits and Game thanked(by the guys!) for flashing at last week's Slosh Ball game.

Dog Breath accused the hares of putting the Boob Check in a 'bad spot'!! Seconds after this, the manager of the business whose parking lot we commandeered for Religion kicked us out! Busted again. Goodnight from Trail 820. May the Hash go in Peace.(And not be arrested!)

Canadian Penny Slut,attending her first Red Dress Run,wonders if joining the hash was such a good idea

Finger Nips was chided for almost not hashing trail due to a hot hunk she saw at the start. Anybody from Philadelphia H3 out there? His name is I See Naked People and he claims to be one of yours.

Fresh from her (current) abode in Thailand, it's Pussy Galore and right back to the hash she went.

Here we see Jane getting whacked in the face by a tree limb Shallow Hole just let go. Intentional or not, Jane was not especially pleased with the results!!!

Broke Bench's antics netted him a 'Bestiality's Best, Boys' down-down.

And the hares, Fap Jack and Electric Labia Land. Thanked for THREE Liquor Checks and one Beer Check but condemned for trail on the sand.

Canadian Penny Slut waits for Hugh Heifer to finish her suck so she can take the bottle into her mouth next. Princess Di(arrhea) waits on sloppy-thirds.

Cums With Instructions was set free to be replace by Under Mother Fucker by saying he desired sex with a pregnant woman and Straight To Gay for hitting on gay chicks.

I'd recognize those legs anywhere! I think we've found Cum Pumper traipsing through the shiggy.

Jane watches as Shallow Hole tries to keep her rear paws warm and dry as well. Unbelievably, Shallow Hole, even as drunk as she was, did not slip into the stream here.

Beer Check was at Garfield Park just feet from where the Boob Check was earlier. As it's after dark all the mortals have abandoned the place and left it to the creatures of the night.

Adam gets a chuckle when Twisted Fister tells him he thinks he's just contracted some water-borne disease. Adam tells him, 'Drink more beer, it'll kill anything, Fister!!'

Here are the harriers that dropped trou at the package check: Dung-Fu Grip, Ahhhto Bahng Stander, Saigon Sally, Dual Tools Up My Ass and Boner Malfunction.

These clouds were far more impressive LOOKING than anything else. Our drought still lives on.

And the hares...Occasional Rapist and Mortal Enema. Universally condemned for opting not to use much flour and for crossing their own trail multiple times, many choruses of Shitty Trail were sang for them.

Uh-oh! First hasher down appears to be Just Ciarra. Yes, she has a lot to learn about hashing, doesn't she?!?

Acting Hash Flash Thmp-Thmp tries for a 'mood shot'. I believe he was successful....it puts me in a BAD mood!

Cum You Will Not appears surprised she has reached the 25 hash mark with us and not been arrested yet.

Hash Rumor Central says Hugh Heifer put up some of the money to open this store after selling a couple pounds of her high-grade cannabis!!

The very first check, still in sight of the start, had hounds running around trees like dogs looking for a spot to pee.

Here's our traditional photo at Riverside Lighting. Editorial opinion: My Little Bony, on-left in a blue shirt, resembles one of the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz!

Hey, it's better than looking at Puff's FACE!

Analversaries were first on the RA's agenda: Just Foot Pussy at 150 hashes, CumFart Zone at 169 and Just Colleen at six and still without a name.

Scouting picture. Hares were told these winds would cease prior to trail. We were lied to!

This is Hairy Potter. Hairy smiles ALL the time now as he and wife Choka-cola are trying for a second child!! Go, Hairy, go!! Or should that be, Come, Hairy, come?!?

For those of you that are repeat offenders, you've survived another year of doing stupid things. First-timers? Fear for your future!

Electric Labia Land and her Virgin,Chip, found on-on-on far more enjoyable than trail apparently!!

Virgin Mason

Point A for our Mardi Gras-theme hash is the appropriately-named Louie's Cajun Kitchen and Bourbon Bar. Sort of upscale for a hash though.

Princess Di(arrhea),Cumcerto and Pink Cherry Licker see no point in running, they know there'll be plenty of beer for all.

This is how the hare-pair was able to avoid the stunningly-beautiful and sweet-smelling area seen in the last picture. Admittedly, hashers feel more at home in a trash dump, it still would have been nice to commune with nature along that wooden walkway.

This is a mark as viewed by the pack as they found it. Either the hare turned around and wrote it making it appear backwards to the pack or we're hashing this trail in reverse!!

Hash Run for Cinco de Mayo

Nipple Butt leads human companion animal Occasional Rapist along a dark, unsafe section of road. Note the dog is smart enough to stay close to the side of the road!

Hugh Heifer braves the traffic on Branciforte Drive to retrieve Brrrr's dog Jupiter who wandered over to watch the cars go by

Does Snatch.cum own ANY sweaters that do not stretch so tightly that her bra is always visible through them?!?

Red potato, onion, turkey hash with a sunny side up egg. I make this from scratch just about every weekend.

Hash Twelve-12 even BEGAN badly, assembling on the accursed railroad tracks.

Pussy Galore and Cum Lord were punished as backsliders