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This was the sign at the door at six o'clock. At ten PM, I watched as the beertendress erased the word 'welcome' and replaced it with the word 'NO'!!

Dung-Fu Grip. TIMMY, Ho To Housewife and Accuprick don glum faces watching the San Francisco Forty-Whiners being spanked by the Seattle Seahawks on the big screen.

Here's Surf City's founder, Banana Basher, inside his garage-cum-sports lounge colloquially named The Dude Shack. He's watching the Forty Niners in the process of spanking the St. Louis Rams. The Dude Shack is a place stupid OLD men go to act like stupid YOUNG men!

Mr. Wiggly highjacks Religion to make announcements about upcoming CAN'd H3 hashes: candh3.com for info. Just after this picture, Mr. Wiggly raised his toga to reveal a lack of underwear! Ho To Housewife exclaimed, It looks like a penis, only smaller!!

Busted as backsliders: Occasional Rapist, Twat Did You Say?, The Human Pube and Cunt Jungle.

To get to Beer Check, another damn river crossing was required. I see co-hare Dung-Fu Grip has already been tossed in the river by disgusted FRB's!

Norm returns to drinking after Clit says he thought Red Dress was next Thursday and he'd chosen it to make a return to the pack

Religion was held to the sound of sword fighting, a thankfully rare occurrence!

Baker's Dozen't and Rat Pussy listen as Hangs Loose emphatically stats he will not venture anywhere near poison oak. I do not think he will like this trail.

Pink Cherry Licker and Canadian Penny Slut were awarded a congratulatory down-down for their impending birthdays

Still wading through the wilderness, Adam acts as a rear guard for Jane and Shallow Hole although I do not know what there is to fear around here. Other than missing Beer Check that is!!

Hi, Finger Nips here. With Puff the Magic Drag Queen haring, I'll be your acting Hash Flash this week. Let's go have some fun! I say that even though I expect a crappy trail.

Didn't ya just KNOW the hares would drag us through the redwoods?!?

Tonight Canadian Penny Slut learned NOT to wear a shirt promoting a competitive running event to the hash!!

Snapping Twat and Hairy Potter are seen here doing something rare: They are hashing PAST a trailer park! Surf City has an unfortunate tendency to hash THROUGH trail parks!

Two barricades, one of which emphatically states: 'This is NOT a trail' and yellow tape mean we're off trail, right? Wrong!! Note the flour just beyond these two barriers!

The Chardonnay II rounds the jetty and heads into the harbor passing the Breakwater Lighthouse, commonly referred to as the Walton Lighthouse.

One of our few remaining natural bridges.

Electric Labia Land threatens the person who has just snatched her beer. She means it too!

Poon Doggy guards the entrance to Beer Check. Guess what? No mortal ran the gauntlet in an effort to steal beer from us!

Here's Moose Turd Pie repelling on-down into a dry steam bed. Oh yes, that IS poison oak you see blocking his path. A nice warm winter has allowed the PO to sprout it's foliage early this year. Thanks, hares, for giving us this botanical tour of the Soquel hills!

Anal Fulcrum seems overjoyed with the lousy gift she got during the Tacky Gift Exchange.

Electric Labia Land went orgasmic when awarded the last down-down for no real reason.

Steamy Baanorrhea and Thmp-Thmp follow a hare arrow up and out of Carbonera Creek. And none too sad over it either I dare say!

Monty's Log Cabin, always wearing it's Christmas finery, served us well, so to speak, as Point A for Trail 848.

This week's trail began from Discretion Brewery whose motto, 'Wisdom Wit Kindness Beer' could also be adopted by the hash!

Canadian Penny Slut was asked why she did not hash tonight. She said a recent mountain bike crash has left her hobbled. Wimp!

Beer Check was overlooking Black's Beach which was to be the location of Religion as well.

Hash Flash found Dog Breath,Last Call Norm and TIMMY continuing the on-on-on at the Double-Oh Seven. Banana Basher hid behind TIMMY not wanting his wife to know he was here!

  

Hash Rumor Central says Hugh Heifer put up some of the money to open this store after selling a couple pounds of her high-grade cannabis!!

First it was two breasts in-hand,now it's two beers. As long as she has two at a time,Furburger seems satisfied

Shallow Hole, Cum Pumper and Finger Nips take a timeout for some chick chat.

Pussy Galore tells Hugh's daughter, Just Kyrie, some lurid tales of her mother's 'younger days'

Next she tries to keep Puff from getting another beer. That proved the last straw for Puff. Then Puff.....

Dog owners Finger Nips and Pussy Sipper are called up and accompanied by dog feeder Puff

A lot of things come here to the Jury Room to die.

Cum Pumpers' injury was blamed on Dog Breath. The pack decided he figured once he got her down, he could... Well, I'll let the rest to your sick little half-minds.

  

When first looking at this sign you may think, They're warning me there's a lighthouse ahead?!? But upon close examination you'll note the waves cresting the jetty. We're about to find how true this can be. We HAVE to go out there as we've just seen the BN mark.

Stupid Pussy is pretty brave when wife Daddee's Little Helmet isn't watching

Eager for free food, Electric Labia Land doesn't even waste time sitting down before beginning to stuff her face!

The lack of a full-sized altar had Beer Fairy Canadian Penny Slut spending some time on her knees tonight...so to speak.

Shallow Hole steals Puff hair band before he could escape

Just Jane makes every effort to keep her footsies dry as we struggle along beside Aptos Creek. The complexity of achieving this becomes more difficult the further we go

Choka-cola and Cuff My Muff share a private laugh,probably something about Hairy Potter I'd imagine

Personally, I'm far more concerned about the resident mountain lions than some scrawny, under-fed dog.

 

Princess Di(arrhea) loads Jizziki with toys to make the trip to the collection point, the salon owned by Summer's Yeast.

The pleasures of Liquor Check a fond and fading memory, Canadian Penny Slut leads the litter into some deep and dark shiggy. I don't like the direction this trail has taken!!

Acting Hash Flash CSI here. I'm up to my favorite activity:photographing women's tattoos,ESPECIALLY if they're on her breasts!

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