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Just Foot Pussy was given a punitive down-down for performing a bad sex act earlier in the evening. Many in attendance tonight wasn't even aware such a thing existed!
Co-hare Cum Pumper already was being verbally assaulted by Slonad, Dog Breath and receiving the horse laugh from Twisted Fister.
Rat Pussy, Bacon Queef, Just Foot Pussy and Deadliest Snatch trot along River Street hoping Beer Check is close.
Cum Pumper's legs have become a fave on our Flash. However, I fear many of the males viewing her legs are probably participating in the perverted and perpetual proverbial petting of their penile protrusion!!!
Here's Wet Feral Pussy masquerading as a jellyfish. After a few beers her LEGS seemed to turn to jelly!
Next to a well-stocked bar,nothing perturbs a hasher more than being given orders. Pussy Galore later tore this sign down and then Broke Bench peed on it
While Pussy Galore and Thmp-Thmp flirt,we see Thmp's (first) wife Princess Di(arrhea) nodding off,apparently still experiencing technical difficulties after her wild weekend with the Santa Barbara hash
And the hares...Deadliest Snatch and (starter) husband Rat Pussy. We said the best thing about their trail was the fact the lampshades hid much of the faces.
Here's the walker contingency: Just Foot Pussy, Grassy Ass, Bacon Queef and Something Blew. Geez, we're only 2 blocks out!
Dog Breath, always hitting on our harriettes, accused Cum Pumper and Shallow Hole of being racists. Both mentioned they are training for a marathon taking place soon. All three were made to drink.
Twat Did You Say?, Hugh Heifer and Canadian Penny Slut were chastised for skipping Beer Check and going straight to Religion
Flipper and Banana Slut appear to consider this trail merely an afternoon stroll. They obviously have a very high threshold of pain!
RA Dung-Fu Grip receives names from our visitors: Ahhhto Bahng Stander, Boner Malfunction, Paki-sack, Dual Tools Up My Ass, Saigon Sally and Anal Fulcrum.
Mid-packers Steamy Baanorrhea, Deadliest Snatch, Rat Pussy, Slonad and Thmp-Thmp await the on-on at a check. Lazy bastards!
DungFu Grip, Baker's Dozen't, Cold Smegma Kamikaze, dBASED, Cunt Jungle and Thmp-Thmp rest their rear paws at Beer Check.
Broke Bench Mountain, Rat Pussy, Thmp-Thmp, Deadliest Snatch and Bacon Queef are content to walk the steps rather than slide down the railing.
Today, beginning Rat Pussy's 27th revolution around the sun, merited him a cup cake with candle celebration.
dBASED was accused of attempting to assassinate Twat Did You Say? by snaring her with Nipple Butt's leash
dBASED accused Just Randy of peeing his pants. It was deemed much to far above the waist for that and was blamed on the rain. Both ended up doing a down-down.
And the hares...Shameless Butt Plug and Electric Labia Land. Thanked for the entertainment but I heard NO ONE praise the trail that took us there.
As the company refused to acknowledge our presence, Pussy Wood decided to take matters into her own paws.
Hugh(STILL sitting in Puff's chair) demonstrates the origin of the hash song 'Bestiality's best,boys'!! Goodnight from Trail 635. May the Hash go in Peace
Cum Pumper,still pumping out blood,leans on Wicked
Retahted for support, Shallow Hole continues swilling and Fucked-Over Fest receives 'servicing' from Hugh Heifer.
Deadliest Snatch and Rat Pussy foolishly agreed to host Beer Check. I doubt they'll make THAT mistake again.
Here we see the direct result of too much gin before attempting trail. This is TIMMY exiting Aptos Creek after going for an unplanned, impromptu swim. Too bad. So sad.
In case you missed Bacon Queef's on-on tat earlier, here's a final viewing before Just Foot Pussy carries her home.
Occasional Rapist, Cuff My Muff and Hairy Fuck 2.5 have discovered a land bridge over the yucky stagnant water, those lucky dogs!
It appears that Summer's Yeast is very soon going to spill her drink on Rat Pussy's back. She must have money riding on the OTHER player!
Co-hares Hugh Heifer and Pussy Galore deliver Instructions of Trail as they escape up the steps merely as an afterthought having given no real consideration to what they're going to divulge about trail.
Thmp-Thmp, Rat Pussy and Deadliest Snatch tool along Grant Street hoping this lousy trail will end soon.
The boob and package check was honored only by Tits and Game. Sorry, harriers, Puff will be retaining THAT picture for personal use!
Great Barrier Queef relates her sordid tale of being attacked by a small cock while house-sitting for Pussy Galore and Cum Lord. She showed us a spot where she'd been pecked hard
And the hares... Hugh Heifer and Pussy Galore. They were thanked for the scenery but condemned for shitty trail...LITERALLY a shitty trail!
Just Foot Pussy takes the 'express route' down the stairs from Beach Hill. Hopefully he took it easy at the two Liquor Checks we've already had on trail.
Dung-Fu Grip, Durn-Fool Clit as some of his kennel mates call him behind his back, announces the start for next week's hash will be The Asti on lower Pacific, Santa Cruz's 'premier' dive bar!!
Jizziki and Cum Fart Zone traipse along trail content with walking. Later Jizziki would find even WALKING difficult when complete darkness engulfed him!
Corned Beef Hash - this was SO much better than I was expecting! I suggest you go try it right meow. It's really easy to make and can be whipped up pretty quickly for dinner (or breakfast).
Hairy Fuck 2.5, Just Sara and Twat Did You Say? have commandeered the only quiet corner in an otherwise hectic Brady's Yacht Club. I believe that's a wise thing to do until you size up the denizens of this dive!
I'm so excited, Taeyang HasH is almost here!!!
He's in Amsterdam already!
I didn't expect shipping to go THIS fast!
I hope he will arrive tomorrow it all depends on our customs, but since the seller marked him as a gift and put a value of 17 Dollar on the box whaha I don't see any problems :P
(Btw I really re-commend this seller: cutedoll_mania on Ebay)