Hugh Heifer braves the traffic on Branciforte Drive to retrieve Brrrr's dog Jupiter who wandered over to watch the cars go by

This is a mark as viewed by the pack as they found it. Either the hare turned around and wrote it making it appear backwards to the pack or we're hashing this trail in reverse!!

Harriettes row: mother Carolyn, daughter Shiny Snail Trail, Electric Labia Land.

Nipple Butt leads human companion animal Occasional Rapist along a dark, unsafe section of road. Note the dog is smart enough to stay close to the side of the road!

Leave it to dBASED to find a way to break the law on every trail he's ever laid! Move that fence, lead the litter into a closed area.

It appears that Shameless Butt Plug is standing very far from his razor when he shaves these days!

No, your eyes do not deceive you. It's old kennel mate Johnnie Cockring. Johnnie must have told a believable lie to his wife tonight and got out

Hash Twelve-12 even BEGAN badly, assembling on the accursed railroad tracks.

Co-hares Shallow Hole, Electric Labia Land and Pick Cherry Licker withstand the insults of the pack pertaining to their crappy trail.

We all know what industry Santa Cruz Hydroponics serves. The artist of this painting must have 'partaken' of such before applying the paint seen here!!

Here's Piss Pyle from Hawaii. Somehow, he managed to sneak away from wife BMX and show snout alone this year.

Pussy Galore and Cum Lord were punished as backsliders

Hasher-surfers: Recognize this distinguished-looking man? You damn well should. You have him to thank for the wetsuit you wear.

Black shadow! :3

Hares Ho To Housewife and Cock Throbbin' were pretty much ostracized due to lousy trail! Goodnight from Trail 787. May the Hash go in Peace.

This man must have been very popular to rate not only a bench in his memory but TWO vases for flowers. Obviously, he was NOT a hasher!

With 37 Craft Beers, it was necessary to threaten the hare with a beating to get him to leave!

An abandoned child's toy is never a good omen in this section of town!

Meanwhile, Sri demonstrates the benefit of going braless

To a hasher, these signs shine like a lighthouse in a storm to a sailor!

Religious Adviser Accuprick announces Cum You Will Not and Occasional Rapist have both just completed their twenty-fifth consecutive hash.

TIMMY,Banana and Bony line up at the bar vying for the attentions of the beertendress but she was busy telling about her rabbit-shaped dildo!!!

Bum Wine check courtesy of co-hare Dung-Fu Grip. At least he was kind enough to make sure the stuff was kosher!!

Ho To Housewife, arms already rigid from the cold, traipses across a (probably condemned) railroad trestle that has not seen a train in over a decade.

Mortal Enema displays the document signaling the end of her formal ninety-day probation period!

While Princess Di(arrhea) plays impromptu Hash Flash, hippie Hugh Heifer begins twirling trying to invoke the spirit of Jerry Garcia.

Thmp-Thmp, Virgin Ciana and Transcuntnanal await the arrival of two more harriettes for this 3 harriette Boob Check.

Hash Tag on the building site hoardings in Centenary Square

Yes, that's the moon rising high and supplanting the sun. Let's hurry Religion, the resident mountain lions will be out and about soon!

As long as the Beermeister left the trough open, Hugh Heifer, Dung-Fu Grip, Cock Throbbin', Just Emily, CumFart Zone and Accuprick refused to leave! Goodnight from Trail 855. May the Hash go in Peace.

Here's Accurpick a short time later, ass-over-tea-kettle! Here we see him making a valiant effort to avoid a unwanted swim in the stream!

Thmp-Thmp follows Canadian Penny Slut closely. Whether this is so HE does not get lost or to insure SHE does not get lost remains unknown at this time.

Finger Nips, Boner Malfunction and Mr. Wiggly drink representing the Can'd H3 up from Monterey

Extreme backslider Canadian Penny Slut was chosen as this week's Beer Fairy by Religious Adviser Accuprick. Backslider or not, she still remembered how to pour beer!

Here's Virgin Tish. At the conclusion of Joke, Song or Body Part, she screwed-up the joke so badly she had to drop her shorts to make up for it! Sorry, harriers. That picture will remain in Hash Flash's Private Stash!

Nipple Butt and Occasional Rapist hoof it along the street hoping none of their friends or neighbors drive by!

The second tunnel was far longer and much darker. Pity those that did not take the hares' advice and bring a light.

Handjob #5 tells Sausage Slams things it appears she'd rather not hear

Co-RA Accuprick mocks Cock Throbbin' for completing her 50th hash with us and Broke Bench Mountain for his 269th. Co-RA Dung-Fu Grip prepares to inject each with a down-down from his hand-held penis.

The Boardwalk has turned their lights on. Police activity will pick up around here now, hashers better mosey on-in!

Harriette Heaven: Cum Pumper, Shallow Hole and Canadian Penny Slut. Dog Zoe appears to be begging for a handout.

Occasional Rapist heads across the Laurel Street bridge using Nipple Butt as her sled dog

Were we close to the water? Well, Hash Flash's camera lens was encrusted with a layer of salt by the time we left Beer Check!!

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Circleup for introductions: New Kids On My Cock, Pearl Necklace, Shallow Hole, Dung-Fu Grip, Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker.

New Kids On My Cock trots along a locals-only alley with homes on both sides. He truly hopes no one calls the cops on him as a burglar or Peeping Tom!

Early arrivers Fap Jack, Electric Labia Land, Twisted Fister and Dung-Fu Grip make a concerted effort to empty the beer trough!

Circleup for Religion: Hugh Heifer, Cock Throbbin', Shady Curtains, Dung-Fu Grip, Pink Cherry Licker, Bacon Queef, Courtesy Flush, Bareback Unicrack, dBASED.

Princess Di(arrhea) has handed out necklaces to new kennel mates: Bacon Queef, Cock Throbbin' and Ho To Housewife.