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Anyone been around long enough to remember Cum-N-Go?She got hitched to Jizz Bollah and here we see the result: a beautiful daughter and a chicken coop!
A partial listing of this weeks losers: Fucked-Over Fest, Virgin Kelsi, I See Naked People, The Arabian Goggler, Ska-Skank Redemption, Finger Nips, Dung-Fu Grip, TIMMY!!! and Accuprick. Half-minds one and all!
Just Stephanie and Thmp-Thmp think if they keep their rear paws dry at this crossing they've got it made. This was, of course, just the first of many encounters with the river we'd have this day.
On-out was quite leisurely. Here we see Pink Cherry Licker, Electric Labia Land,Fap Jack(PBR in hand!) and Dog Breath strolling.
And the hares...Cuff My Muff and Hairy Fuck 2.5. Both were told their 'services' would not be needed again for a while...possibly never!
This looks like the scene from a horror movie where the sea creature emerges to kill the men and carry the chick off!
Just Nate breaks the seal on the sour apple flavored liquor while Just Stephanie awaits his reaction to the vile liquid inside.
Hash 809, our Wharf to Barf Pub Crawl, began in Hugh Heifer's kitchen, AKA Tampico Mexican Restaurant and Lounge.
As if this pace was not sketchy enough already, E Clampus Vitus, Clampers as they call themselves, have commandeered the place too.
Rat Pussy said he wished to learn a down-down song but said it sure as hell wasn't the German one Ahhhto Bahng Stander rattled of earlier!
Co-hare Electric Labia Land raps her way through an undecipherable version of Instructions of Trail.
There's either something wrong with trail or with the person that placed this sign, we've crossed the damn rive TWICE already!!
This snapshot of hash life shows Deep Stroke announcing her dickless cat is up for adoption. I guess that's ALL he'll ever be 'up' for!!
The Human Pube chats-up Electric Labia Land but I'll bet she's too smart to fall for his tired, old lines.
Deadliest Snatch and Rat Pussy are awarded Best Costumes for their portrayal of Ron Burgundy and his favorite 'sex-retary'
Decided the nearest Dumpster was where Shallow Hole needed to be. Good evening from Trail 588,Wharf to Barf Saturday. May the Hash go in Peace
It appears as Scribe Cock Throbbin's smart phone is glued to her hand as she can take notes and run at the same time. She misses nothing. Sometimes I miss the old days.
Hugh Heifer and Electric Labia Land hump-it-up the hill to the levee. I don't think this is what they had in mind when they left the Red Room!
In the dark, Hash Flash thought this was Just Foot Pussy returning to a check. This nameless runner was quite surprised when the camera flash went off in his face!
Cuff My Muff walks away as money begins to change hands between Hugh Heifer and Hairy Fuck 2.5 as TIMMY waits for his turn
Just Lori was punished for thinking a guy in the bushes just peeing really wanted her to 'service' him!!
Back at Aptos Street Bar-be-cue for on-on-on and everyone's first stop was back at the bar. Shocking!
On-on-on was at the Double-Oh. Here we see Hugh Heifer, Canadian Penny Slut and Dog Breath debating what they should drink first!
Cuff My Muff and Tiny Whiny Bitch ratted-out Hairy for losing trail. No one likes stool pigeons though so they joined Hairy at the altar
Hugh Heifer and Accuprick on-up one of the monster hills behind Cabrillo College. Accuprick is trying to convince Hugh that's not a hat in his hand but rather a cock warmer...
this week's non-runners Banana Basher, Shameless Butt Plug, Bareback Unicrack, Wicked Retahted and Cumz Out My Nose were punished for their slothfulness.
Back sliders were numerous tonight: Slonad, Fucked-Over Fest,Cum Lord, Shiny Snail Trail and Just Daniel.
Pussy Sipper and TIMMY! assume a good position for 'sight-seeing' directly behind Foot Loose and Virgin Teresa
Thmp-Thmp, being a far bigger lush than Just Stephanie, was barely phased by Liquor Check and easily stayed dry crossing the river.
After a valiant effort to discover an alternative, Virgin Wendy is pulled and pushed through the gap.
Hairy immediately appointed Cuff My Muff as Beer Fairy and placed Wicked Retahted's Santa hat on her pointed little head
This is the "hash mark" from the field at the Alamodome where my daughter stood before proceeding into her first show position. The duct tape marks are popular souvenirs among Band students.
The black flecks stuck on the tape's sticky side are bits of black plastic used to give the field the pliancy of turf. These flecks come home embedded in our kids' marching shoes and clothing, and drop onto kitchen floors and inside tote bags.
The flecks are commonly known as "Turf Turds."
Yellow Prick Load comes close to draining the crappy box wine at Liquor Check, an action he may later regret!
Here is a group grope...uh, I meant group PHOTO of those still swilling on day four of Wharf to Barf.
To get to Beer Check, another damn river crossing was required. I see co-hare Dung-Fu Grip has already been tossed in the river by disgusted FRB's!
Hash Flash checked a few days ago, Vegas gives six-to-one odds this apartment building will not live to see 2050. Any takers?
Here we see Virgin Kelsi and Sin City H3(Cincinnati) transplant I See Naked People receiving the Chalk Talk from Thmp-Thmp. However, neither brought a flashlight so they soon could not see the marks anyway!
Here we go. With both four-legged hounds under control, ever one said 'Beer!' for 2016's traditional group photo at Riverside Lighting.