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HERE is what Shallow Hole and Adam are looking up at, the train trestle we crossed just minutes ago. From this far away though it looks like a mere foot bridge!!
This is the sight that greeted (foolish) Religion-host Puff the Magic Drag Queen the next morning: broken chairs, beer bottles, discarded Vitamin-J (junk food) boxes and destroyed yard plants. Someone even bar-be-cued during Religion! Anyone seen my cat this morning?!?
Electric Labia Land and Occasional Rapist were chided for saying Ho To Housewife was wearing a 'Flash' costume. If one hare drinks, they ALL drink so Shallow Hole joined her Rapist counterpart.
Virgin John is joined at the altar for his welcoming down-down by his sponsor Just Foot Pussy. Sorry, harriettes, John went to joke route for Joke, Song or Body Part.
Quite a conga line of cuties. It was difficult to get harriers to leave this particular dance troupe.
Here comes What, me worry? Cum Fart Zone and Jizziki acting quite nonchalant about being down in this valley. Are they not aware we must soon climb on-up?
Ho To Housewife and Shallow Hole are singing: El Camino, L-L-Camino, the front is like a car, the back is like a truck. The front is where you drive, the back is where you... Goodnight from Trail 840. May the Hash go in Peace.
While hashing across private property, we passed this bizarre mosaic. Puff will accept any explanation as to it's true meaning!
Beer Check was at the abode of birthday girl Summer's Yeast and Stub Rub. Sadly, we have discovered Stub Rub failed spelling in school. That's strange too because Stub Rub told me high school was the best six years of his life!
Any vehicle found in this area deserves to be in a museum for it's ability to traverse this terrain, NOT towed away!!
Just Nate, Just Stephanie and Just Foot Pussy avail themselves of this long on-down and ignore the fact it will be a strenuous on-up to get back to the start.
After attending Liquor Check, Just Stephanie was no longer able to maintain her balance and on her second river-crossing of the day went wading!
Back sliders were numerous tonight: Slonad, Fucked-Over Fest,Cum Lord, Shiny Snail Trail and Just Daniel.
Today Is Monday humps along under the Water Street bridge. This man appears to be wearing some type of bondage device!
And the hares...Shallow Hole, Pink Cherry Licker and Electric Labia Land. Thanks...for the jambalaya. Keep your shitty trail to yourself next time though.
Walkers Wet Feral Pussy and Occasional Rapist were treated to a little bit of backwash with their shots I bet.
Inside Neptune's Kingdom, we found a skeletal pirate. Hugh Heifer had interest in one 'bone' in particular apparently!
Back-sliders Zipper Lips,Cumz Out My Nose and Cuff My Muff were punished for same. Broke Bench Mountain and Hairy were there to lend 'support' to a weaving Zipper
A few hundred feet down the trunk of the fifth redwood from the left is where we started. It's gonna be one hell of a climb to get back there. Thanks, hares!!
On-out was quite leisurely. Here we see Pink Cherry Licker, Electric Labia Land,Fap Jack(PBR in hand!) and Dog Breath strolling.
After seeing Vince's close call, Hairy Fuck 2.5,Cuff My Muff and Accuprick think the side of the road will prove more advantageous
Fap Jack leads Pink Cherry Licker and Electric Labia Land into Beer Check. I see Fap Jack is carrying his own personal Beer Check with him. Good hasher!
A partial listing of this weeks losers: Fucked-Over Fest, Virgin Kelsi, I See Naked People, The Arabian Goggler, Ska-Skank Redemption, Finger Nips, Dung-Fu Grip, TIMMY!!! and Accuprick. Half-minds one and all!
Here we go. With both four-legged hounds under control, ever one said 'Beer!' for 2016's traditional group photo at Riverside Lighting.
Just Nate breaks the seal on the sour apple flavored liquor while Just Stephanie awaits his reaction to the vile liquid inside.
As if this pace was not sketchy enough already, E Clampus Vitus, Clampers as they call themselves, have commandeered the place too.
Rat Pussy said he wished to learn a down-down song but said it sure as hell wasn't the German one Ahhhto Bahng Stander rattled of earlier!
Co-hare Electric Labia Land raps her way through an undecipherable version of Instructions of Trail.
There's either something wrong with trail or with the person that placed this sign, we've crossed the damn rive TWICE already!!
Bacon Queef smiles upon exiting this tunnel of terror. She was not amused with this section of trail!
Yellow Prick Load comes close to draining the crappy box wine at Liquor Check, an action he may later regret!
Pussy Sipper and TIMMY! assume a good position for 'sight-seeing' directly behind Foot Loose and Virgin Teresa
The Human Pube chats-up Electric Labia Land but I'll bet she's too smart to fall for his tired, old lines.
Cuff My Muff walks away as money begins to change hands between Hugh Heifer and Hairy Fuck 2.5 as TIMMY waits for his turn