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Circleup for introductions: Finger Nips, TIMMY, Pink Cherry Licker, Fap Jack, Bacon Queef, Just Foot Pussy, Snapping Twat, Occasional Rapist. On-out!
New Kids On My Cock said it's dangerous enough walking along this seawall with the water but feet away, stop flashing that damn camera at me!!
The Pedofiddler, Pussy Wood and Electric Labia Land continued their antics as long as they could. Sensing the cops will be summoned soon to remove them, Hash Flash is getting the hell outta here! Goodnight from Trail 822. May the Hash go in Peace.
Harriette Haven: Occasional Rapist, Electric Labia Land, Shallow Hole and Princess Di-arrhea. Keep dreaming, guys!
Circleup for Introductions: Occasional Rapist, Cumcerto, Virgin Minnie, Just Kassie, Rat Pussy, Fap Jack, Today Is Monday (Sorry EWH3 harriettes!) Princess Di(arrhea) Drink and Squirt, dBASED.
Transcuntnanal, Cum Fart Zone, Pussy Wood, Deadliest Snatch, Finger Nips and Occasional Rapist needed some help solving this check.
Electric Labia Land and Pussy Wood keep a close eye on where they place their rear paws on the railroad trestle as more than a few boards are loose and/or rotten.
By holding his tongue in the correct position, Just Foot Pussy negotiated this river crossing and managed to keep his hind paws dry.
And the hares...Hugh Heifer, Pussy Galore and Cum Lord. If we had not been so tired, we would have spanked them profusely.
May I introduce Reverse Cowgirls to the world of hashing. What an...interesting addition she will prove to be I bet!
Pink Cherry Licker wants a closer look at the exquisite artwork Just Foot Pussy received during the Tacky Gift Exchange. I can't help but wonder, Is this wishful thinking or was there an actual model involved?!?
Here we see Broke Bench Mountain trying to sweet-talk co-hares Hugh Heifer and Cum Lord into revealing Beer Check location. Unsuccessfully, I might add!
Wet Feral Pussy was punished for backsliding. Phyllis Driller would have been too but she didn't make it to Religion!
In the third and final expose of Pussy Wood and Electric Labia Land's assault on our ears, we see the manager is telling the emcee: Don't give the mic to these drunkards...ever...again!
Co-hares Pink Cherry Licker accuse Pussy Wood and Wicked Retahted of missing Beer Check. RA Dung-Fu Grip awards them down-downs. It appears Wicked couldn't wait for his down-down and sucked on a PBR.
Just Jeremiah, Bacon Queef and Tits and Game are relaxed after Liquor Check and think walking this section of trail is just fine with them.
Pussy Wood, Finger Nips, Tits and Game, Transcuntnanal, Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker crowd onto one ittsy-bitty table.
The Mountain People: Get up and Run,Bitch;Too Drunk To Fuck; Hairy Fuck 2.5;Mass Storage Device;Cum Lord;Pussy Galore and Broke Bench Mountain would not associate with the 'flat-landers'
Broke Bench Mountain, Pussy Wood and Drink and Squirt lead the litter through a parking lot. This would be their only time as FRBs today.
Pussy Wood was the first to take the microphone while dance accompaniment was provided by Electric Labia Land. I bet the emcee in the background is thinking: Christ, are these people ever drunk!!
The encore by Pussy Sipper, Shallow Hole, Occasional Rapist, Waxi-pad and TIMMY's long-suffering wife brought the house down and signaled the end of this hash. Goodnight from Trail 841. May the Hash go in Peace.
Near orgasm as (current) fiance Just Foot Pussy received his name, Bacon Queef allowed her beer bottle to crash to the driveway and was awarded a punitive down-down.
Too Drunk To Fuck, Get Up and Run Bitch, Mother's Little Felcher, Cum Lord and Pussy Galore were punished as back sliders.
After being banned from performing, Pussy Wood, The Pedofiddler and Electric Labia Land stole the stage from another singer.
dBASED is in harrier heaven to be surrounded by harriettes: Pussy Wood, Princess Di(arrhea), Cumcerto, Shallow Hole, Achy-Breaky Snatch and Electric Labia Land.
Just Foot Pussy was chided for using his wedding band to open a beer at Beer Check. Hash Flash prediction: He will NOT get lucky when he gets home tonight!
Bacon Queef, Ho To Housewife, Just Foot Pussy, Pussy Wood, Finger Nips, Dog Breath, Dung-Fu Grip, Rat Pussy, Clownmydia and The Pedofiddler were awarded Tree Hugger down-downs for supporting Ho To Housewife's saving a skunk.
Our three (highly) inefficient Scribes, Pussy Wood, Shallow Hole and Ho To Housewife, were chided for being weeks behind with the Hash Trash.
On-on-on was back at Santa Cruz Mountain Brewery. Deadliest Snatch, Transcuntnanal, Pussy wood, Finger Nips and Hangs Loose wasted no time in getting that next beer either!
Just Foot Pussy sucks on the hideous liquid at Liquor Check while (current) wife Bacon Queef turns away in disgust at the actions of her husband.
Pussy Wood was chided for checking out a male dog's package along trail and Ho To Housewife was mocked for rescuing 3 baby skunks. Bestiality's best, boys!
Male co-hares Just Foot Pussy and Twisted Fister were laughed at for drawing the box and cock on the sidewalk while a cop sat nearby in his car watching. He just shook his head and drove away.
Ho To Housewife and Rat Pussy lead the litter behind Dominican Hospital. It will be a miracle if no one has to visit the ER before this trail is concluded.
Co-hares Twisted Fister, Just Foot Pussy and Bacon Queef view trail on a phone and are forced to admit it's going to be a crappy trail.
Shameless Butt Plug, Pussy Wood, dBASED and Wicked Retahted were punished for weak bladders and peeing along trail.