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Backsliders Cum Lord,Pussy Galore,Tiny Whiny Bitch and Hairy Fuck 2.5 were chided for their evil ways
Pink Cherry Licker wants a closer look at the exquisite artwork Just Foot Pussy received during the Tacky Gift Exchange. I can't help but wonder, Is this wishful thinking or was there an actual model involved?!?
Here we see Broke Bench Mountain trying to sweet-talk co-hares Hugh Heifer and Cum Lord into revealing Beer Check location. Unsuccessfully, I might add!
May I introduce Reverse Cowgirls to the world of hashing. What an...interesting addition she will prove to be I bet!
And the hares...Hugh Heifer, Pussy Galore and Cum Lord. If we had not been so tired, we would have spanked them profusely.
In the third and final expose of Pussy Wood and Electric Labia Land's assault on our ears, we see the manager is telling the emcee: Don't give the mic to these drunkards...ever...again!
Co-hares Pink Cherry Licker accuse Pussy Wood and Wicked Retahted of missing Beer Check. RA Dung-Fu Grip awards them down-downs. It appears Wicked couldn't wait for his down-down and sucked on a PBR.
Just Jeremiah, Bacon Queef and Tits and Game are relaxed after Liquor Check and think walking this section of trail is just fine with them.
The Mountain People: Get up and Run,Bitch;Too Drunk To Fuck; Hairy Fuck 2.5;Mass Storage Device;Cum Lord;Pussy Galore and Broke Bench Mountain would not associate with the 'flat-landers'
The encore by Pussy Sipper, Shallow Hole, Occasional Rapist, Waxi-pad and TIMMY's long-suffering wife brought the house down and signaled the end of this hash. Goodnight from Trail 841. May the Hash go in Peace.
Broke Bench Mountain, Pussy Wood and Drink and Squirt lead the litter through a parking lot. This would be their only time as FRBs today.
After being banned from performing, Pussy Wood, The Pedofiddler and Electric Labia Land stole the stage from another singer.
Near orgasm as (current) fiance Just Foot Pussy received his name, Bacon Queef allowed her beer bottle to crash to the driveway and was awarded a punitive down-down.
Pussy Wood was the first to take the microphone while dance accompaniment was provided by Electric Labia Land. I bet the emcee in the background is thinking: Christ, are these people ever drunk!!
Just Foot Pussy was chided for using his wedding band to open a beer at Beer Check. Hash Flash prediction: He will NOT get lucky when he gets home tonight!
Bacon Queef, Ho To Housewife, Just Foot Pussy, Pussy Wood, Finger Nips, Dog Breath, Dung-Fu Grip, Rat Pussy, Clownmydia and The Pedofiddler were awarded Tree Hugger down-downs for supporting Ho To Housewife's saving a skunk.
On-on-on was back at Santa Cruz Mountain Brewery. Deadliest Snatch, Transcuntnanal, Pussy wood, Finger Nips and Hangs Loose wasted no time in getting that next beer either!
Pussy Wood was chided for checking out a male dog's package along trail and Ho To Housewife was mocked for rescuing 3 baby skunks. Bestiality's best, boys!
Just Foot Pussy, Tiny Wanker, Snapping Twat, Pearl Necklace, Phyllis Driller, Banana Basher, Dirty Dolmas, Shameless Butt Plug and Dog Breath were punished as back sliders.
Our three (highly) inefficient Scribes, Pussy Wood, Shallow Hole and Ho To Housewife, were chided for being weeks behind with the Hash Trash.
Circleup for introductions: Rat Pussy, Deadliest Snatch, Achy-Breaky Snatch, Ho To Housewife. Incidentally, they're all bad people.
Shameless Butt Plug, Pussy Wood, dBASED and Wicked Retahted were punished for weak bladders and peeing along trail.
Franken-Kitty? Dracula-Cat? Pussy Wood was fascinated by this. There is a certain 'family resemblance', isn't there?
Thanks to Kira for holding the light and Halli for modeling for me and smoking this disqusting shit. It isint very nice to smoke just tobaco rooled up with a paper filter.
This is done for school assignment.
Just Foot Pussy sucks on the hideous liquid at Liquor Check while (current) wife Bacon Queef turns away in disgust at the actions of her husband.
Here comes a pair of horny young hashers: Bacon Queef and Just Foot Pussy. They were able to maintain their horniness all evening too.
Ho To Housewife and Rat Pussy lead the litter behind Dominican Hospital. It will be a miracle if no one has to visit the ER before this trail is concluded.
See how efficiently Scribes Pussy Wood, Shallow Hole and Ho To Housewife drink? THIS is probably why they're so damned far behind with the Hash Trash!
Just Foot Pussy and Bacon Queef display their latest crocheting effort. I think Just Foot Pussy has delusions of grandeur and I was unaware of the fact Bacon Queef could even use one!
Wicked Retahted relates that Occasional Rapist has mixed the ashes of Nippleless Butt, her hashing dog, with the flour she used to lay this trail.
Co-hares Electric Labia Land and Pussy Wood welcome FRB's Courtesy Flush, Thmp-Thmp, Shallow Hole and dBASED to Beer Check.
Co-hares Twisted Fister, Just Foot Pussy and Bacon Queef view trail on a phone and are forced to admit it's going to be a crappy trail.
The first check gave Just Tim time to pontificate upon his hashing career to date with Deadliest Snatch and Rat Pussy.
Here's Electric Labia Land. This beautiful smile would turn upside down around Huge-Effing-Hill number three!!
Twat Did You Say?, Shiny Snail Trail, Just Anne and Dog Breath was queried about their interaction with pussy along trail.
The beer trough proved the most sought-after item at Beer Check. Looks like someone dropped something weird in Wet Feral Pussy's beer though!