Beer Check was on the beach at the end of 26th Avenue. Our fellow beach-goers were 'interested', shall we term it, in what we were up to!

Co-hares Dung-Fu Grip and Twisted Fister deliver Instructions of Trail. They were so long and intricate most hashers forgot what they said by on-out time.

The doors at Bangkok West restaurant slammed shut when the hash approached.

Diddler On The Roofie appears proud to have made it this far. What does he want, a medal or a chest to pin it on?!?

By blowing through a false,this group actually stumbled across trail again!

Seen in the bar but no further along was Broke Bench Mountain. He told me an Accuprick-Little Anal Annie hare-pairing frightens him

Here's OLD kennel mate Moose Knuckle with NEW kennel mate, R. Sole's Buddy, formerly of Oxford H3,England.

I'm certain this group felf this small cove shielded them from prying eyes, however....

Pink Cherry Licker was honored for attending her 50th consecutive hash with us.

With many members at InterAmerica Hash in Portland, a depleted pack assembled in North Remote Parking on the UC Santa Cruz campus.

TIMMY(again), Dog Breath and Just Eddie were congratulated on surviving another year of hashing by reaching their birthdays. Every week proves another miraculous anniversary for these three jokers!

Thmp-Thmp.Shallow Hole and Princess talk about the upcoming Hash election while Banana and dBASED root in the trough for a beer

Deep Stroke and Too Drunk to Fuck tell Get Up and Run,Bitch she's lucky she got here in the bag wagon and did not have to hash this trail

Her comes two of the walkers, Twisted Fister and Finger Nips. They yell,You bastards better have left us some beer!

The pack tries to remain inconspicuous due to the nearby houses. Not easy to do when you've got 25 people running around with beer bottles and yelling Beer Near!

In an effort to avoid the whacked-out woman with a weapon, Accuprick fell and spilled blood on trail. He probably slipped in his own crap!!

TIMMY leads the litter along the San Lorenzo River levee, AKA 'The Homeless Highway'.

Fucked-Over Fest signals his success at getting Hugh Heifer to put his phone number in her phone.

From the look on the Rapist's face, it would appear she did not receive much sympathy from Shallow Hole

No Pulls appears especially glum this evening. Obviously, he has not ingested enough beer as of yet!

Dung-Fu Grip was punished for rescuing the Virgins along trail. No good deed goes unpunished at the Hash!!

Hash Circle. Milton Keynes H3, Oxford H3, and Cambridge H3 Joint Run. The Cross Keys, Milton Keynes, 6 June 2010.

Head hare(who said 'Head'?) gives Instructions of Trail. Her co-hares hide knowing trail will not live up to her promises.

Here's our DFL for the day, TIMMY. TIMMY thought he had guessed where Beer Check would be but his short-cut turned out to be a long-cut instead.

As you can see, being condemned by the pack had no effect on the spirits of co-hares Twisted Fister and Occasional Rapist.

This is the parking lot beside the library. Is there a literary activity plaaned for this weekend? Well, in a word, No! Next picture please...

Accuprick, afraid the climb up to the tracks is going to strain his balls off, grabs them to make sure they stay where they're supposed to!

Here we see Virgin Ciarra as she polishes off the last of the crackers. Remember her close proximity to Edgar's Girlfriend, there's more to follow on this story later

This Christian accoutrement. I'm surprised Serial even remembers what is stands for...

THIS is GAS's favorite lineup

Every feeding trough was hogged, so to speak, by a hungry hasher. Wonder if these guys made enough food?

The room was almost completely filled by hashers. The waitstaff cowered in the kitchen.

Cervix With A Smile watches Just Nicole read hash instructions,sure could of used them two weeks ago!

Dung-Fu Grip was first to the altar for the condemnation of completing his 50th hash with Surf City. RA Cuff My Muff did NOT release him after this though. View on.

Fap Jack, Jizziki and Pink Cherry Licker have banded together to form a trio for moral support.

Steamy Baanorrhea's housemate collects guitars though Steamy says the man could not carry a tune even if it was in a bucket!!

Beer Check was mercifully close to Liquor Check and was held at the abode of Dirty Dolmas. Won't she EVER learn?!?

On-in took the troops past the Boardwalk again. This time, though, it was wearing it's nighttime persona.

Here are the happy early arrivals. The DFL's were quite disappointed upon learning the hare purchased insufficient beer.

Here we see Just Kevin 'at speed'. This is due, however, merely to his proximity to Liquor Check.

Here's Twisted Balls, Deep Stroke and Hairy Fuck 2.5 lining up to try and sweet-talk SCOUT and Fuck My Face out of the great give-aways they brought

Lazy bastards Cumcerto, TIMMY, Shallow Hole, Slonad and Occasional Rapist give statue imitations while others solve this check for them.

dBASED was commended for adding a link on our website for our Haberdashery. So far, this purported Haberdashery contains nothing but tee shirts but Thmp-Thmp promises to expand our repertoire to include dating opportunities soon.

This family has converted their front yard into a pumpkin patch. Come October they may have to hire a security company to guard it for them.

Hugh Heifer and Accuprick seem just fine with walking this section of trail and in the street too!

Butt Balls and Great Barrier Queef were chided for being huge backsliders.

Hash Games. Milton Keynes H3, Oxford H3, and Cambridge H3 Joint Run. The Cross Keys, Milton Keynes, 6 June 2010.

THIS is the side that interested hashers the most. The window on the shell lifted easily so three hashers could feed at the trough at once

Dung-Fu Grip was congratulated on the (mostly) successful completion of 75 hashes with us.