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If you can ignore the hideous color combination, Cunt Jungle demonstrates how a true harriette crosses a barrier placed between her and beer along trail.
While hashing across private property, we passed this bizarre mosaic. Puff will accept any explanation as to it's true meaning!
Beer Check was at the abode of birthday girl Summer's Yeast and Stub Rub. Sadly, we have discovered Stub Rub failed spelling in school. That's strange too because Stub Rub told me high school was the best six years of his life!
Just Nate, Just Stephanie and Just Foot Pussy avail themselves of this long on-down and ignore the fact it will be a strenuous on-up to get back to the start.
After attending Liquor Check, Just Stephanie was no longer able to maintain her balance and on her second river-crossing of the day went wading!
Today Is Monday humps along under the Water Street bridge. This man appears to be wearing some type of bondage device!
Just Foot Pussy was both congratulated as well as pitied for successfully completing 69 hashes with us.
Another shot of odd stuff we Swedes eat every now and then.
Hash brown potatoes.
This time with veggies, chicken sausages, sour cream, three eggs and more.
By accident, I put som spicy Zanju in it. Not bad, actually.
Fap Jack, Pussy Wood and Transcuntnanal saunter through this apartment complex like they live there.
Playing some weird game on her mobile device, Rainbow Butthole was ordered to sit on a fence. Mercifully, she decided leaning was far safer than sitting on the fence at Lighthouse Point.
Walkers Wet Feral Pussy and Occasional Rapist were treated to a little bit of backwash with their shots I bet.
The first load of boat people have made it halfway across. Note shortcutting bastards Banana Basher, Cumz Out My Nose and Accuprick waiting on the far side. Good thing too, the boat would most likely have sank if Banana Basher had gotten on board!
Cum Rash, having been banned from attending hashes by her parole officer, covers her face as Hash Flash records her attendance
Quite a conga line of cuties. It was difficult to get harriers to leave this particular dance troupe.
Back-sliders Zipper Lips,Cumz Out My Nose and Cuff My Muff were punished for same. Broke Bench Mountain and Hairy were there to lend 'support' to a weaving Zipper
After seeing Vince's close call, Hairy Fuck 2.5,Cuff My Muff and Accuprick think the side of the road will prove more advantageous
Fap Jack leads Pink Cherry Licker and Electric Labia Land into Beer Check. I see Fap Jack is carrying his own personal Beer Check with him. Good hasher!
And the hares...Shallow Hole, Pink Cherry Licker and Electric Labia Land. Thanks...for the jambalaya. Keep your shitty trail to yourself next time though.
Ho To Housewife and Shallow Hole are singing: El Camino, L-L-Camino, the front is like a car, the back is like a truck. The front is where you drive, the back is where you... Goodnight from Trail 840. May the Hash go in Peace.
Something Blew, Deadliest Snatch, Just Foot Pussy, Rat Pussy and Just Danny reminisce about the past 3 days of Wharf to Barf and are already looking forward to next year's edition.
Princess Di(arrhea), Thmp-Thmp, Accuprick, dBASED and Cum You Will Not assemble on Lighthouse Field State Park for our Fourth of July Hash which actually fell on the Fourth this year.
On-out was quite leisurely. Here we see Pink Cherry Licker, Electric Labia Land,Fap Jack(PBR in hand!) and Dog Breath strolling.
And the hares...Cuff My Muff and Hairy Fuck 2.5. Both were told their 'services' would not be needed again for a while...possibly never!
Just Nate breaks the seal on the sour apple flavored liquor while Just Stephanie awaits his reaction to the vile liquid inside.
Hash 809, our Wharf to Barf Pub Crawl, began in Hugh Heifer's kitchen, AKA Tampico Mexican Restaurant and Lounge.
As if this pace was not sketchy enough already, E Clampus Vitus, Clampers as they call themselves, have commandeered the place too.
There's either something wrong with trail or with the person that placed this sign, we've crossed the damn rive TWICE already!!
Bacon Queef smiles upon exiting this tunnel of terror. She was not amused with this section of trail!
Decided the nearest Dumpster was where Shallow Hole needed to be. Good evening from Trail 588,Wharf to Barf Saturday. May the Hash go in Peace
Hugh Heifer and Electric Labia Land hump-it-up the hill to the levee. I don't think this is what they had in mind when they left the Red Room!
Cuff My Muff walks away as money begins to change hands between Hugh Heifer and Hairy Fuck 2.5 as TIMMY waits for his turn
Just Lori was punished for thinking a guy in the bushes just peeing really wanted her to 'service' him!!
Back at Aptos Street Bar-be-cue for on-on-on and everyone's first stop was back at the bar. Shocking!
Cuff My Muff and Tiny Whiny Bitch ratted-out Hairy for losing trail. No one likes stool pigeons though so they joined Hairy at the altar
Hugh Heifer and Accuprick on-up one of the monster hills behind Cabrillo College. Accuprick is trying to convince Hugh that's not a hat in his hand but rather a cock warmer...
Back sliders were numerous tonight: Slonad, Fucked-Over Fest,Cum Lord, Shiny Snail Trail and Just Daniel.