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Hairy Fuck 2.5, Just Sara and Twat Did You Say? have commandeered the only quiet corner in an otherwise hectic Brady's Yacht Club. I believe that's a wise thing to do until you size up the denizens of this dive!
I'm so excited, Taeyang HasH is almost here!!!
He's in Amsterdam already!
I didn't expect shipping to go THIS fast!
I hope he will arrive tomorrow it all depends on our customs, but since the seller marked him as a gift and put a value of 17 Dollar on the box whaha I don't see any problems :P
(Btw I really re-commend this seller: cutedoll_mania on Ebay)
Hairy tears into another beer while Muff downs some water. She sucked down her first beer so quickly that she choked on it
Acting Hash Flash Finger Nips here. I'm going to take a short break to his the offering at the Bum Wine Check.
The first load of boat people have made it halfway across. Note shortcutting bastards Banana Basher, Cumz Out My Nose and Accuprick waiting on the far side. Good thing too, the boat would most likely have sank if Banana Basher had gotten on board!
But of course. Someone felt it necessary to defile the bathroom. At least they didn't puke....yet....
HERE is what Shallow Hole and Adam are looking up at, the train trestle we crossed just minutes ago. From this far away though it looks like a mere foot bridge!!
Now we're getting somewhere. Just Marisol and Cumcerto watch as Princess Di(arrhea) slides down this mini Half Dome on her butt.
This is the sight that greeted (foolish) Religion-host Puff the Magic Drag Queen the next morning: broken chairs, beer bottles, discarded Vitamin-J (junk food) boxes and destroyed yard plants. Someone even bar-be-cued during Religion! Anyone seen my cat this morning?!?
Electric Labia Land and Occasional Rapist were chided for saying Ho To Housewife was wearing a 'Flash' costume. If one hare drinks, they ALL drink so Shallow Hole joined her Rapist counterpart.
Virgin John is joined at the altar for his welcoming down-down by his sponsor Just Foot Pussy. Sorry, harriettes, John went to joke route for Joke, Song or Body Part.
Quite a conga line of cuties. It was difficult to get harriers to leave this particular dance troupe.
Here comes What, me worry? Cum Fart Zone and Jizziki acting quite nonchalant about being down in this valley. Are they not aware we must soon climb on-up?
Hop Hash is the concentrated hop residue that is left behind when pelletizing the hops. The result is an extremely potent hop concentrate that has huge flavour potential. Powell Brewery has used Idaho 7 Hop Hash to make a Double IPA.
While hashing across private property, we passed this bizarre mosaic. Puff will accept any explanation as to it's true meaning!
Beer Check was at the abode of birthday girl Summer's Yeast and Stub Rub. Sadly, we have discovered Stub Rub failed spelling in school. That's strange too because Stub Rub told me high school was the best six years of his life!
Any vehicle found in this area deserves to be in a museum for it's ability to traverse this terrain, NOT towed away!!
Princess Di(arrhea), Taco Tramp, TIMMY!!, Cold Smegma Kamikaze and Rat Pussy lead the litter in to Beer Check.
Just Nate, Just Stephanie and Just Foot Pussy avail themselves of this long on-down and ignore the fact it will be a strenuous on-up to get back to the start.
After attending Liquor Check, Just Stephanie was no longer able to maintain her balance and on her second river-crossing of the day went wading!
This looks like the scene from a horror movie where the sea creature emerges to kill the men and carry the chick off!
And the hares...Shallow Hole, Pink Cherry Licker and Electric Labia Land. Thanks...for the jambalaya. Keep your shitty trail to yourself next time though.
Inside Neptune's Kingdom, we found a skeletal pirate. Hugh Heifer had interest in one 'bone' in particular apparently!
Jane surrenders to the inevitability that her pretty little footsies will get washed in Aptos Creek. Shallow Hole, making the same decision, seem to fear the water may come up to her knees! High water around here in July?!? Get real!
Back-sliders Zipper Lips,Cumz Out My Nose and Cuff My Muff were punished for same. Broke Bench Mountain and Hairy were there to lend 'support' to a weaving Zipper
After seeing Vince's close call, Hairy Fuck 2.5,Cuff My Muff and Accuprick think the side of the road will prove more advantageous
Fap Jack leads Pink Cherry Licker and Electric Labia Land into Beer Check. I see Fap Jack is carrying his own personal Beer Check with him. Good hasher!
A partial listing of this weeks losers: Fucked-Over Fest, Virgin Kelsi, I See Naked People, The Arabian Goggler, Ska-Skank Redemption, Finger Nips, Dung-Fu Grip, TIMMY!!! and Accuprick. Half-minds one and all!
Here we go. With both four-legged hounds under control, ever one said 'Beer!' for 2016's traditional group photo at Riverside Lighting.
Just Nate breaks the seal on the sour apple flavored liquor while Just Stephanie awaits his reaction to the vile liquid inside.
As if this pace was not sketchy enough already, E Clampus Vitus, Clampers as they call themselves, have commandeered the place too.
Rat Pussy said he wished to learn a down-down song but said it sure as hell wasn't the German one Ahhhto Bahng Stander rattled of earlier!
Co-hare Electric Labia Land raps her way through an undecipherable version of Instructions of Trail.
There's either something wrong with trail or with the person that placed this sign, we've crossed the damn rive TWICE already!!