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Deadliest Snatch and Rat Pussy foolishly agreed to host Beer Check. I doubt they'll make THAT mistake again.
Here we see the direct result of too much gin before attempting trail. This is TIMMY exiting Aptos Creek after going for an unplanned, impromptu swim. Too bad. So sad.
Occasional Rapist, Cuff My Muff and Hairy Fuck 2.5 have discovered a land bridge over the yucky stagnant water, those lucky dogs!
As you can see in the background, the emcee has actually left his seat because Pussy Wood's screeching irritates him so intensely!
It appears that Summer's Yeast is very soon going to spill her drink on Rat Pussy's back. She must have money riding on the OTHER player!
Co-hares Hugh Heifer and Pussy Galore deliver Instructions of Trail as they escape up the steps merely as an afterthought having given no real consideration to what they're going to divulge about trail.
This section of circleup for introductions included Pussy Wood and Hugh Heifer. I see Pussy Wood is smiling big as usual and Hugh still has a beer in hand as usual.
Eventually Beer Check was discovered...back at the graveyard! Hairy Fuck 2.5 and Cuff My Muff were so happy to see it, they began drinking with both front paws!!
The boob and package check was honored only by Tits and Game. Sorry, harriers, Puff will be retaining THAT picture for personal use!
Great Barrier Queef relates her sordid tale of being attacked by a small cock while house-sitting for Pussy Galore and Cum Lord. She showed us a spot where she'd been pecked hard
Something Blew, Deadliest Snatch, Just Foot Pussy, Rat Pussy and Just Danny reminisce about the past 3 days of Wharf to Barf and are already looking forward to next year's edition.
Here's our Beer Mistress Hugh Heifer. Hugh opted to stay the The Jury Room rather than go on trail and is now paying the price; she can no longer stand and is profoundly intoxicated!
Baker's Dozen't shows surprise when a certain part of his body comes into contact with cold soy sauce. Can you say 'shrinkage'?!?
Dung-Fu Grip, Durn-Fool Clit as some of his kennel mates call him behind his back, announces the start for next week's hash will be The Asti on lower Pacific, Santa Cruz's 'premier' dive bar!!
Electric Labia Land puts her hands in front of her in case any unwanted impediments to her forward progress appear. Bacon Queef lags a ways behind as Zion awaits the opportunity to jump on her as she passes.
Jizziki and Cum Fart Zone traipse along trail content with walking. Later Jizziki would find even WALKING difficult when complete darkness engulfed him!
This is our usual start for Sunday Wharf to Barf, the exquisite Victorian belonging to Pearl Necklace. Beautiful? Obviously. But don't ask him how much work the restoration is unless you wish to see a grown man cry!
Corned Beef Hash - this was SO much better than I was expecting! I suggest you go try it right meow. It's really easy to make and can be whipped up pretty quickly for dinner (or breakfast).
Hairy Fuck 2.5, Just Sara and Twat Did You Say? have commandeered the only quiet corner in an otherwise hectic Brady's Yacht Club. I believe that's a wise thing to do until you size up the denizens of this dive!
Hairy tears into another beer while Muff downs some water. She sucked down her first beer so quickly that she choked on it
But of course. Someone felt it necessary to defile the bathroom. At least they didn't puke....yet....
One more shot of Ahhhto Bahng Stander and Pussy Wood's matching unicorn tattoos. It's difficult to believe they're actually proud of having done this.
HERE is what Shallow Hole and Adam are looking up at, the train trestle we crossed just minutes ago. From this far away though it looks like a mere foot bridge!!
Now we're getting somewhere. Just Marisol and Cumcerto watch as Princess Di(arrhea) slides down this mini Half Dome on her butt.
Hairy Potter was pressed into service as the evening's Religious Adviser and he immediately appointed Cuff My Muff as his Beer Fairy
This is the sight that greeted (foolish) Religion-host Puff the Magic Drag Queen the next morning: broken chairs, beer bottles, discarded Vitamin-J (junk food) boxes and destroyed yard plants. Someone even bar-be-cued during Religion! Anyone seen my cat this morning?!?
Electric Labia Land and Occasional Rapist were chided for saying Ho To Housewife was wearing a 'Flash' costume. If one hare drinks, they ALL drink so Shallow Hole joined her Rapist counterpart.
Here comes What, me worry? Cum Fart Zone and Jizziki acting quite nonchalant about being down in this valley. Are they not aware we must soon climb on-up?
While hashing across private property, we passed this bizarre mosaic. Puff will accept any explanation as to it's true meaning!
Beer Check was at the abode of birthday girl Summer's Yeast and Stub Rub. Sadly, we have discovered Stub Rub failed spelling in school. That's strange too because Stub Rub told me high school was the best six years of his life!
Any vehicle found in this area deserves to be in a museum for it's ability to traverse this terrain, NOT towed away!!
Just Nate, Just Stephanie and Just Foot Pussy avail themselves of this long on-down and ignore the fact it will be a strenuous on-up to get back to the start.
Shallow Hole, Canadian Penny Slut and Finger Nips arrive at the first check and waste no time in beginning to waste time.