These clouds were far more impressive LOOKING than anything else. Our drought still lives on.

And the hares...Occasional Rapist and Mortal Enema. Universally condemned for opting not to use much flour and for crossing their own trail multiple times, many choruses of Shitty Trail were sang for them.

Uh-oh! First hasher down appears to be Just Ciarra. Yes, she has a lot to learn about hashing, doesn't she?!?

Surf City H3 bids you a fond farewell. On-on to our regular Thursday hashes. Goodnight from Hash 742 Red Dress. May the Hash go in Peace.

Hugh Heifer braves the traffic on Branciforte Drive to retrieve Brrrr's dog Jupiter who wandered over to watch the cars go by

This is how the hare-pair was able to avoid the stunningly-beautiful and sweet-smelling area seen in the last picture. Admittedly, hashers feel more at home in a trash dump, it still would have been nice to commune with nature along that wooden walkway.

Pink Cherry Licker and Bacon Queef watch as Grassy Ass checks his lotto card. Suffice it to say he did not buy a round for the house after seeing his results.

Here's Hugh Heifer paying for her crime of becoming lost on such a simple trail. Guess we now know who is REALLY the simple one!

It appears that Shameless Butt Plug is standing very far from his razor when he shaves these days!

Cock Throbbin' downed her first down-down as an official harriette in near record time!

Hey, it's better than looking at Puff's FACE!

Analversaries were first on the RA's agenda: Just Foot Pussy at 150 hashes, CumFart Zone at 169 and Just Colleen at six and still without a name.

Hash Run for Cinco de Mayo

Electric Labia Land and her Virgin,Chip, found on-on-on far more enjoyable than trail apparently!!

Hearing the word 'bestiality' in the down-down song, Nipple Butt assumes dBASED's preferred position bringing a smile to dBASED's e-vile face

This is the last picture of Courtesy Flush before he was washed out to sea! Just kiddin'! He tried 'shortcutting' around the point rather than climbing on-up and was met by a wave but forged on and eventually made it.

Princess Di(arrhea),Cumcerto and Pink Cherry Licker see no point in running, they know there'll be plenty of beer for all.

Harriettes row: mother Carolyn, daughter Shiny Snail Trail, Electric Labia Land.

Hash Run for Cinco de Mayo

No, your eyes do not deceive you. It's old kennel mate Johnnie Cockring. Johnnie must have told a believable lie to his wife tonight and got out

Hash Twelve-12 even BEGAN badly, assembling on the accursed railroad tracks.

Co-hares Shallow Hole, Electric Labia Land and Pick Cherry Licker withstand the insults of the pack pertaining to their crappy trail.

We all know what industry Santa Cruz Hydroponics serves. The artist of this painting must have 'partaken' of such before applying the paint seen here!!

Here's Piss Pyle from Hawaii. Somehow, he managed to sneak away from wife BMX and show snout alone this year.

Co-hare Occasional Rapist leads in the last two to leave Beer Check, Dog Breath and Cum Lord.

Cheek And Dong was recognized as a visitor from SLuT H3, South Lake Tahoe.

Pussy Galore and Cum Lord were punished as backsliders

Hasher-surfers: Recognize this distinguished-looking man? You damn well should. You have him to thank for the wetsuit you wear.

Black shadow! :3

Hares Ho To Housewife and Cock Throbbin' were pretty much ostracized due to lousy trail! Goodnight from Trail 787. May the Hash go in Peace.

Early arrivers Fap Jack, Electric Labia Land, Twisted Fister and Dung-Fu Grip make a concerted effort to empty the beer trough!

With 37 Craft Beers, it was necessary to threaten the hare with a beating to get him to leave!

To a hasher, these signs shine like a lighthouse in a storm to a sailor!

Here's Accurpick a short time later, ass-over-tea-kettle! Here we see him making a valiant effort to avoid a unwanted swim in the stream!

TIMMY,Banana and Bony line up at the bar vying for the attentions of the beertendress but she was busy telling about her rabbit-shaped dildo!!!

Bum Wine check courtesy of co-hare Dung-Fu Grip. At least he was kind enough to make sure the stuff was kosher!!

Full recipe www.castironfoodie.com/corned-beef-hash/

Ho To Housewife, arms already rigid from the cold, traipses across a (probably condemned) railroad trestle that has not seen a train in over a decade.

Mortal Enema displays the document signaling the end of her formal ninety-day probation period!

While Princess Di(arrhea) plays impromptu Hash Flash, hippie Hugh Heifer begins twirling trying to invoke the spirit of Jerry Garcia.

Just Foot Pussy was chided for exposing his penile protuberance during on-in from Beer Check. He garnered a good laugh from a car of young women passing by though. Notice his small hands...

Hash Tag on the building site hoardings in Centenary Square

Yes, that's the moon rising high and supplanting the sun. Let's hurry Religion, the resident mountain lions will be out and about soon!

Even hashing the trail backwards, Dung-Fu Grip and Thmp-Thmp became lost and had to be salvaged by co-hare Mortal Enema.

As long as the Beermeister left the trough open, Hugh Heifer, Dung-Fu Grip, Cock Throbbin', Just Emily, CumFart Zone and Accuprick refused to leave! Goodnight from Trail 855. May the Hash go in Peace.

Hot Harriette Huddle: Carlos Danger, Snake Me Anywhere, Rainbow Butthole, Virgin Kassandra(refused to be photographed) and Just Claire.

Thmp-Thmp follows Canadian Penny Slut closely. Whether this is so HE does not get lost or to insure SHE does not get lost remains unknown at this time.

Finger Nips, Boner Malfunction and Mr. Wiggly drink representing the Can'd H3 up from Monterey