Rat Pussy, Deadliest Snatch, Occasional Rapist and dBASED await the arrival of their next beer. How typical. Goodnight from Trail 807. May the Hash go in Peace.

Virgin Nate makes the decision New Kids On My Cock, Thmp-Thmp and Rat Pussy are weird and he does not wish to be seen with them. Wise decision, Virgin Nate!

Plastic Pussy was chided for his back-sliding ways

First Responders, AKA 'mooches', Pink Cherry Licker, Fap Jack, Princess Di(arrhea) and Pussy Wood had first shot at all the shots available!

Co-hare Electric Labia Land pals around with (current) consort Shameless Butt Plug. He wisely avoided this trail too.

Tongue Job circles single harriettes Finger Nips and Pussy Wood as a Great White Shark would a fur seal!

Rat Pussy and Ho To Housewife guard the check even though Dog Breath wants them to check in a direction he himself is far too lazy to go.

After much drunken deliberation, Just Pauline forever became Pussy Wood. Deservedly so I might add.

Finger Nips was invited to join the RA at the altar for screwing-up the song crooned to Just Foot Pussy.

Transcuntnanal, Deadliest Snatch and Pussy Wood believe walking this section of trail is okay. Note the strange sign in the background: Public Pedestrian Access. As opposed to PRIVATE Pedestrian Access?!?

This section of circleup for introductions features Deadliest Snatch, Rat Pussy, Something Blew, Jizziki, Cumfart Zone and dBASED.

Analversaries: Accuprick for 200 hashes, Pussy Wood for 25, Steamy Baanorrhea for 25 and, the harrier with No Life, dBASED an astounding 675.

Plastic Pussy exhibits the visual representation of his name he found in a pervert store somewhere!

Just Foot Pussy was awarded a patch for the (mostly) successful completion of his 50th hash with us.

Just Foot Pussy and Ahhtobahnstander have gotten wily I see, they're carrying TWO beer cups doubling their chances of winning this thing.

All Just Foot Pussy, Bacon Queef and Tits and Game need now is a small fire and some marshmallows!

The blue container Rat Pussy is guarding is wine from Santa Cruz Mountain Vineyard. That said it was too lousy to sell so they gave it to us!!

Greetings from Rispin Mansion

Co-hare Hugh Heifer has just returned from retrieving the bottle from Liquor Check and Pussy Wood goes to meet her. That lush!

Rat Pussy wisely awaits the on-on before heading on-out again. He's been fooled more than once on this trail tonight.

Thmp-Thmp was prepared to smack Just Foot Pussy is he failed to removed his hat for his welcoming down-down.

Rat Pussy, Poon Doggy, Ho To Housewife and dBASED sprint along the Branciforte Creek pathway. They do not know it yet but they are running directly into the maw of a YBF!

Co-hare Just Foot Pussy delivered an inadequate version of Instructions of Trail. If you're wondering about the Under New Management shirt, he and Bacon Queef wed recently. If you're a married man, you'll understand.

Gossip Central is ably manned this week by Pussy Wood, Ho To Housewife and Deadliest Snatch.

The 'Bachelors for Awhile' trio of Banana Basher,Stupid Pussy and Lube Me Up,Scotty were reminded their wives WILL be coming back

Pussy Wood, Ho To Housewife and Deadliest Snatch were awarded down-downs for being the only hashers to wear headlights. (Which harriette said 'head'?!)

Pussy Wood is wished success in her upcoming Fellowship in France. Even better, we will be shed of her skin for the next three months!

Rat Pussy and Just Foot Pussy were labeled 'puta' by a small Mexican girl who saw their names along trail.

Ahhhto Bahng Stander, Pussy Wood, Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack get into a pitcher of margaritas immediately. Note matching unicorn tattoos on Stander and Pussy Wood. How cutesy!!

Circleup for introductions: Princess Di(arrhea), Thmp-Thmp, Just Foot Pussy, Jizziki, Achy-Breaky Snatch, Wicked Retahted, Hugh Heifer and Fap Jack. Is Princess getting ready to bite Thmp-Thmp?!?

Just behind Marisol and Jeremiah are our walkers. I see no one has bothered to tell Wet Feral Pussy she has her lamp shade on upside down. I guess she's good for a few laughs at least.

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In the starting gate: Fucked-Over Fest and Ziggy; Ho To Housewife and Maui; Fap Jack and Poon Doggy. Get ready to run!

Mortal Enema, Cum Pumper and Hooker On Kronix,Bitch are punished for their back-sliding ways.

Cheek And Dong, Ho To Housewife, Pussy Wood and Transcuntnanal guard the check while less lazy hashers attempt to solve it.

Just Foot Pussy was congratulated for shedding blood on trail. However, he was laughed at for running into a tree stump. Uh, it's not like they move!

Thmp-Thmp, Transcuntnanal, Cock Throbbin' and Pussy Wood express displeasure with another forced crossing if busy, high-speed Highway 1.

Rat Pussy, Dung-Fu Grip and Achy-Breaky Snatch struggle up (yet) another hill. We can't even see the damn ridge line yet.

Deadliest Snatch does not wish to be DFL this evening and leaves Rat Pussy and Princess Di(arrhea) to fend for themselves.

Pussy Wood and Finger Nips check out her latest porn download before on-out.

Rat Pussy, Dung-Fu Grip, Dog Breath and Achy-Breaky Snatch enjoy the droppings at Beer Check.

Pussy Wood and Accuprick were busted for being busted on private property.

We're right beside Monterey Bay now and Deadliest Snatch, Rat Pussy, Transcuntnanal and Pussy Wood begin to be obscured by the mist.

Religious Adviser Cuff My Muff has chosen backslider Hairy Potter for her Beer Fairy

Bacon Queef has her temporary on-on tat inspected by (current) husband Just Foot Pussy. I'm certain a more 'detailed' exam will be performed at home later.

Twisted Fister, The Human Pube, Steamy Baanorrhea and Just Foot Pussy were punished as back sliders.

I See Naked People, Cock Throbbin' and Ho To Housewife decide a private driveway is most likely NOT true trail and hightail it outta there before the owner spots them.

Cum Pumper is presented with a patch for her first haring. With luck, it will be her last as well. Cum Pumper has, however, developed a huge following on Flickr. Obviously, these people do not know her like we do!