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New Kids On My Cock waits his turn to suck on the Apple Schnapps. Does he not care where The Human Pube's mouth was an hour ago?!?
The 'Bachelors for Awhile' trio of Banana Basher,Stupid Pussy and Lube Me Up,Scotty were reminded their wives WILL be coming back
Rat Pussy, Deadliest Snatch, Occasional Rapist and dBASED await the arrival of their next beer. How typical. Goodnight from Trail 807. May the Hash go in Peace.
Virgin Nate makes the decision New Kids On My Cock, Thmp-Thmp and Rat Pussy are weird and he does not wish to be seen with them. Wise decision, Virgin Nate!
First Responders, AKA 'mooches', Pink Cherry Licker, Fap Jack, Princess Di(arrhea) and Pussy Wood had first shot at all the shots available!
Co-hare Electric Labia Land pals around with (current) consort Shameless Butt Plug. He wisely avoided this trail too.
Tongue Job circles single harriettes Finger Nips and Pussy Wood as a Great White Shark would a fur seal!
Rat Pussy and Ho To Housewife guard the check even though Dog Breath wants them to check in a direction he himself is far too lazy to go.
Finger Nips was invited to join the RA at the altar for screwing-up the song crooned to Just Foot Pussy.
Transcuntnanal, Deadliest Snatch and Pussy Wood believe walking this section of trail is okay. Note the strange sign in the background: Public Pedestrian Access. As opposed to PRIVATE Pedestrian Access?!?
Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip thanks the harriettes that 'complied' at a Boob Check: CumFart Zone, Achy-Breaky Snatch, Anal Fulcrum, Cumcerto and Pink Cherry Licker.
This section of circleup for introductions features Deadliest Snatch, Rat Pussy, Something Blew, Jizziki, Cumfart Zone and dBASED.
Dung-Fu Grip, Thmp-Thmp, Jizziki and Rat Pussy debate whether or not to even attempt a trail they are 100% sure will suck!
Ho To Housewife to Just Foot Pussy: Don't fall, fool. I'm putting my feet exactly where you put yours!
The blue container Rat Pussy is guarding is wine from Santa Cruz Mountain Vineyard. That said it was too lousy to sell so they gave it to us!!
Co-hare Just Foot Pussy delivered an inadequate version of Instructions of Trail. If you're wondering about the Under New Management shirt, he and Bacon Queef wed recently. If you're a married man, you'll understand.
The easiest picture tonight was that of Hairy's pate. More than enough light was reflected so even Puff's cheap-ass camera could focus
Rat Pussy wisely awaits the on-on before heading on-out again. He's been fooled more than once on this trail tonight.
Thmp-Thmp was prepared to smack Just Foot Pussy is he failed to removed his hat for his welcoming down-down.
Pussy Wood, Ho To Housewife and Deadliest Snatch were awarded down-downs for being the only hashers to wear headlights. (Which harriette said 'head'?!)
One of TIMMY's life-long fantasies was to be between two beautiful women. Sadly, now that it's finally happened courtesy of Twat Did You Say? and Pussy Wood, he's too damned old to make use of it!!
Pussy Wood and Cunt Jungle were credited with finding the hidden bottles of Cinnamon Fireball at Liquor Check.
Ahhhto Bahng Stander, Pussy Wood, Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack get into a pitcher of margaritas immediately. Note matching unicorn tattoos on Stander and Pussy Wood. How cutesy!!
Circleup for introductions: Princess Di(arrhea), Thmp-Thmp, Just Foot Pussy, Jizziki, Achy-Breaky Snatch, Wicked Retahted, Hugh Heifer and Fap Jack. Is Princess getting ready to bite Thmp-Thmp?!?
Cum Pumper pumped out an amazing quantity of blood for being such a small critter! A tale of treachery would emerge during Religion about this injury. Stay tuned-in.
TIMMY, Thmp-Thmp and Rat Pussy emerge from the depths of the dark forest. This is the first sunlight we've seen in a long time and can only hope we're still really on true trail.
Just behind Marisol and Jeremiah are our walkers. I see no one has bothered to tell Wet Feral Pussy she has her lamp shade on upside down. I guess she's good for a few laughs at least.
In the starting gate: Fucked-Over Fest and Ziggy; Ho To Housewife and Maui; Fap Jack and Poon Doggy. Get ready to run!
Deadliest Snatch chided (tonight's) boyfriend Rat Pussy for not cleaning up the hash marks from their driveway from last week's Beer Check at their home.
Hangs Loose lists the reasons he believes hashing this trail would be a mistake to Vaginal Repair Kit, Just Foot Pussy, Finger Nips and Princess Di(arrhea).
Just Foot Pussy was congratulated for shedding blood on trail. However, he was laughed at for running into a tree stump. Uh, it's not like they move!
Thmp-Thmp, Transcuntnanal, Cock Throbbin' and Pussy Wood express displeasure with another forced crossing if busy, high-speed Highway 1.
Thmp-Thmp was chided for chivalry on trail. He helped dog Nipple Butt over the fence on the 'closed' section of trail. Sounds like bestiality to me instead!
Rat Pussy, Dung-Fu Grip and Achy-Breaky Snatch struggle up (yet) another hill. We can't even see the damn ridge line yet.