And the hares...Hugh Heifer and Dung-Fu Grip. They were reminded Beach Flats is Verboten after dark! Doodnight from Trail 727. May the Hash go in Peace.

Just Dan almost became lost in the field. He found his way back by following the voice of someone who yelled at him, 'Hey,that's an animal sanctuary!'

Hash Flash walked the 700 feet, waited over 15 minutes and did not see even one equestrian, False advertising!

Shallow Hole and Co-hare Mortal Enema sport balloons and flowers for this St. Valentine's Day hash

Twisted Fister was recognized for successfully completing his first year of hashing.

Musnatch and Twisted Fister express exasperation upon finding false markings on the trestle leading to the Boardwalk

By now, false accusations and name-calling was running rampant and dBASED and Electric Labia Land were thrown into the mix as well.

Dung-Fu Grip, frequently our Religious Adviser, was chose by today's RA, Accuprick, to act as Beer Fairy for a change.

The bright coat of Foot Loose and Panty Free would give Hash Flash's camera a problem all night

Just Lori's two-year absence begins to show on her face as trail drones on. Note Fap Jack in the background still sucking on his 'dinner'!!

Fap Jack and Mortal Enema plod along the path glad to be out of the deep. dark wood. Wait till they see what awaits them in this field though.

Just Sarah and Hairy Fuck 2.5 were congratulated on being the evening's DFL's.

Puff the Magic Drag Queen appears to have little regard for the local Open Container law as he exits Beer Check.

For Joke,Song or Body Part, Virgin Jae dropped trou to the delight of the harriettes while Virgin Jennifer stumbled through a lame joke.

Pabst Smear, being from Portland, Oregon, walks into the street nonchalantly. People here don't always stop for pedestrians!

Cum Lord foolishly volunteers to demonstrate his thought process pertaining to this

Randi Bambi was chided by harriers and applauded by harriettes for allowing his testicles to escape his shorts.

This was our second on-in tonight. A pair of coppers 'requested' we vacate the first site for Religion behind the Museum of Natural History! Oops, poor choice on our part.

The temperature made relaxing almost mandatory this afternoon.

Finger Nips lists the reasons she will skip this trail to Can'd H3's Under Mother Fucker. Turns out she was right too!

Circleup was (wisely) decided to be held outside AWAY from children's ears! I see Diddler On The Roofie is seeing how long he can cutoff blood flow to his hand and not have to get it amputated!

Hugh Heifer was punished for losing her Happi Coat the very first night at NorthSouth Intercourse. She left it at the bowling alley, they are mailing it back to her.

Giant Asexual, Fucked-Over Fest and Princess Di(arrhea) crowd the champagne bottle as if they're dying of thirst!!

Co-hare New Kids On My Cock presents a defense of his trail to Occasional Rapist who appeared to be 'less than happy' shall we term it!

Long Beach H3's Riff-Raff leads the litter along the tracks. He's so good at this I think he may have been homeless at a previous point in his life.

Co-GM Princess Di(arrhea) was saddled with the burden of checking everyone in. It did NOT, however, curtail her drinking one iota.

It appears Hugh Heifer intends to wear her Mardi Gras mask in a different place than most people do!

Just Marisol wears a pack fearing she may be spending the night outdoors. She almost did too. Note Bloody Wanker staring at her cute little butt!

Playing tit-for-tat, the RA was next on the hitlist. She was busted for dropping trou on trail to pee...at least she CLAIMED that's what she was doing

Virgins Reto and Kristen listen as Joke, Song or Body Part options are given. Both succumbed to the cold and went the joke route.

Here's Virgin Kareen listening to the options of Joke, Song or Body Part. Her choice? Sorry, harriers. Hash Flash will be keeping that picture for 'personal use'!

Jizziki discovers kilts were not made to scoot through a hole in a fence and look graceful doing it!

Hashing. Run 498, The Ship Inn to Blaxhall Youth Hostel, Blaxhall, Suffolk.

Oxford Hash House Harriers away weekend, Blaxhall, Suffolk, 2008.

Here's Adam's sponsor, Shiny Snail Trail. She says', 'You'll hash tonight and you'll damn well love it too! Or else!!'

Trail was deemed too long so pick-up hares were summoned for a second down-down: Dung-Fu Grip, Ho To Housewife, Pink Cherry Licker, Shallow Hole, Thmp-Thmp, Twisted Fister, Princess Di(arrhea) and Ahhhto Bahng Stander.

Here's Phyllis Driller. We haven't seen her in quite a while and I see she's forgotten the 'dress code' for hashing in Santa Cruz is far more laid-back then she has attired herself tonight

Circleup for introductions: Moose Turd Pie, Thmp-Thmp, Princess Di(arrhea), Finger Nips and Bacon Queef.

The Human Pube was chided for toking-up in circle, more for Bogarting than anything else.

Better safe than sorry, many hashers confined themselves to an area far from the pounding surf.

Here's Thmp-Thmp checking his hand-held GPS unit and telling (starter) wife and co-hare Princess Di(arrhea), You're on your own, babe!!

Here the chick table: Cumz Out My Nose, Pussy Galore, Dirty Dolmas and Cuff My Muff. Anytime this many harriettes are in one place, it won't be long until a guy shows up.

A lagging Too Drunk To Fuck arrives well after his (current) wife Get Up and Run,Bitch. What's HIS excuse I wonder?!?

While racing does not interest him,Cum Lord said women in spandex sure as hell does!!

Cock Throbbin' shows Dung-Fu Grip a picture she took of him tonight when he was RA without his shirt on!

Thmp-Thmp issues his preliminary opinion as to the chances he will like today's trail

Circleup became an effective road block to anyone wishing to enter The Crepe Place. Between this and TIMMY breaking glasses, no wonder the owner dreads our appearance.

Yes, it's Shiny Snail Trail who will don the crown of Watermelon Head at Wharf to Barf '13.

Founder Banana Basher is awarded a congratulatory down-down by the RA for the (foolish) completion of his 625th hash with Surf City

Yes, this is an area where small rocks are stacked upon larger rocks. Obviously, we are getting close to the UCSC campus where, when not smoking pot, the kids have nothing better to do than place little rocks on top of big rocks!

Plastic Pussy wore a sexy low-cut number for the running of the green. We also see Twat Did You Say? checking out his cleavage