Guest Parking Only, For a second, I thought we'd arrived at In 'n Out Furburger's abode

Here's Virgin Steve. It appears as he may have already began to reevaluate his decision to join wife Just Lori for this hash-thing!

Occasional Rapist, in her summer attire, and New Kids On My Cock walked parallel to trail and completely avoided Carbonera Creek. Cheeky bastards!

Beer Check was, but of course, at the very top of the steepest hill the hares could find and also had us standing at an incline to drink. Thanks, hares!

Mr. Wiggly and USO Oh Oh were given down-downs for using a camera to take a picture of a certain part of his anatomy!

Is there any place Finger Nips HASN'T hashed yet?!? Goodnight from Trail 743. May the Hash go in Peace.

Ho To Housewife wisely avoids the street while Shallow Hole has again been chosen to be dragged along trail by Chewy.

Broken Shaft listens as Puff tires to justify his attire. He was largely unsuccessful

Princess Di(arrhea) and New Kids On My Cock appear to be growing weary of the continuing on-up. A little break in the action would be appreciated about now.

Old Timers will remember the Tea Cup Restaurant, a Santa Cruz institution, that met it's demise in the Great Quake of '89. We stumbled across the final resting place of it's sign tonight!

Como hacer Hash Browns‏ Cómo hacer croquetas de patata Te voy a enseñar cómo evitar hash browns mediocre! Pele y friegue sus patatas. No hay necesidad de deshacerse de las pieles si no quiere. Tener un recipiente con agua fría listo. Triturar las patatas. Me encanta usar mi procesador de alimentos para esto. Un rallador de mano funciona bien, pero es mucho más rápido con la cuchilla de reja de un procesador de alimentos. Inmediatamente después, poner las patatas en el recipiente de agua. Remojar las patatas en el agua elimina una parte del almidón y mantiene las patatas de convertir un color apetecible. Una vez que las patatas han empapado durante unos minutos, exprimir hacia fuera y ponerlos en un paño de cocina limpio. Mira todo lo que el almidón en el agua! El agua se vuelve marrón si se deja el tiempo suficiente. Ahora que usted ha dado sus patatas un baño, es el momento de toalla! Exprimir las patatas sobre la taza de agua. Ahora precalentar una sartén grande de hierro fundido a fuego alto. Usted quiere asegurarse de que la sartén está muy caliente. Añadir una buena cantidad de mantequilla. Añadir las patatas ralladas, baje el fuego a medio-alto, y los extendió en una capa uniforme. Es importante elegir una olla lo suficientemente grande como para que las patatas pueden cocinar en una capa delgada. Yo sólo se utiliza 2 patatas para esta sartén de 12 pulgadas. Ahora espera. Será tentador para convertir las croquetas de patata tan pronto como usted ve un poco de color en la parte inferior. ¡Resiste la urgencia! Cuando se piensa en las croquetas de patata debe estar dispuesta a dar la vuelta y esperar un poco más. Se puede utilizar una espátula de metal para levantar suavemente las patatas para ver cómo se realizan actividades. Cuando estás absolutamente seguro de que las patatas son lo suficientemente crujiente en la parte inferior, es el momento de girar! No trate de ser un héroe y voltear toda la cosa a la vez. Lo hacen en secciones. Y si algunas de las croquetas de patata no se están haciendo tan rápidamente, dejar cocer un poco más. Note que sólo se da la vuelta la mitad de la sartén al principio. Temporada de las patatas generosamente con sal y pimienta recién molida. No son hermosas? El segundo lado se cocinará más rápido que el primero, por lo que mantener un ojo sobre él! Trate de no comer toda la sartén por sí mismo. En resumen: 1. Triturar las patatas y ponerlas inmediatamente en un recipiente con agua fría. Dejar en remojo durante unos minutos. 2. Colocar las patatas en un paño de cocina, envolverlos y exprima el exceso de agua. 3. Calentar una sartén grande de hierro fundido (o plancha) a fuego alto. Añadir unas cucharadas de mantequilla. Una vez que se derrita, añadir las patatas en una capa fina y baje el fuego a medio-alto. 4. Sazonar con sal y pimienta. 5. Cocine hasta muy crujiente y marrón en la parte inferior, y luego la vuelta y cocinar del otro lado.

And this is how I'll leave you tonight, with Rod Lover trying to pay his burgeoning bar tab at the Double-Oh! Goodnight from Trail 69-six. May the Hash go in Peace.

Co-RA's Cunts,Sluts and Incest(CSI) and Cockiss gather the gang for Religion

Shadows are getting long but there's still beer so the party ain't over yet.

Tits and Game leaves Liquor Check after handing the vile liquid off to Diddler On The Roofie who nurses from it for a while.

Virgin April listens to her Joke, Song or Body Part. She told a joke and THEN flashed!

Here's the second sight no one was especially happy to see. Exactly what IS a Sheriff Volunteers anyway?!?

Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip congratulates Thmp-Thmp and Dog Breath for reaching 225 and 275 hashes with us respectively. This week's No Life Award.

This is Just Shane. Shane has just realized next week will be his fifth hash with us and by Surf City tradition will be his naming ceremony. He does not appear ecstatic contemplating this!

The RA chose dual fairies for the evening, Princess Di(arrhea) and CumFart Zone.

Last Thursday at this time, this corridor would have been clogged with tourists and virtually impassable.

This time she lets Finger Nips and Bloody Wanker in on the action

Allow me to present to you... Flip Flops On The Rocks. This is due to his wearing flip flops to his first hash.

Accuprick, Cumcerto and The Human Pube relax in The Red before heading on-out into a Halloween evening

This part of the pack approaches a check slowly in hopes it will be solved by the time their lazy asses get there!

Mr. Wiggly, in the Hawaiian print shirt, first hashed in 1986. He said 'I demand a down-down for everyone born AFTER 1986' and here are the results.

Religious Adviser Accuprick gives the No Film Award to Snapping Twat for arriving after on-out but catching the pack before Beer Check.

Co-hare Fap Jack attempts to compensate for the shortcomings of co-hare New Kids On My Cock. Sadly, his details about trail proved even less informative.

Shallow Hole and Princess Di(arrhea), seeing the fate that almost befell Slonad, wisely hang back as the camera flashes.

After a 'Double-Dog Dare' Dung-Fu Grip and Dog Breath took a (really quick) dip in the frigid winter waters of Monterey Bay. Both admitted later to regretting it too!

Cumz Like A Dog sports a 'Bike Wee' shirt,whatever that is, as Just Jane sends greetings and Accuprick plucks his nipple. That's enough for this week! Goodnight from Trail 687. May the Hash go in Peace

Thmp-Thmp said even with TIMMY and Puff the Magic Drag Queen here, New Orleans H3 still has far more old, senile hashers.

Huncote Hash Dec 2014

What better place to blaspheme with the hash's sacrilegious tradition of Religion but a rear church?!?

New Kids On My Cock and Slonad were punished for being back sliders.

happy hour came early this morning in the form of greasy hangover food for the office!

These are members of Black Rock H3,AKA Burning Man attendees: Nosedozer, Pixillated Obscenity,Foot Loose and Panty Free,Laura,Kurt and Apple Bobber

Acting Religious Adviser Cuff My Muff presents Virgin Erik with his Joke, Song or Body Part options. His response? Well, we saw our SECOND full moon of the night!!!

Here is Silicon Valley H3'er Mommy;s Little Cock Whore. He's not so sure crossing hill for this was such a wise idea

Dung-Fu Grip says he's spent some time looking at 'bars' from the OTHER side in his hashing career!

Fourth alcohol stop was at the rest rooms for Natural Bridges State Park. Most of us were ready for a rest room too! Note new pick-up hares Shallow Hole and Ho To Housewife on-right conferring as to how to lay trail for their leg of today's pick-up hare hash.

Our three Virgins were given welcoming down-downs.

It appears Wicked Retahted is stealing Banana Basher's beer as Banana mugs for the camera.

Ska Shank Redemption was punished for not being able to come up with a song for the non-runners

Harriettes demand more music from the band

On-on-on always begins with the traditional trashing of Dung-Fu Grip and Puff the Magic Drag Queen's house!! What a pack of pigs!

Some venture capitalist is using Dance Night to turn a buck. I wonder if Hash Flash could get in on this? 'Will photograph you for beer' is my motto!

Snapping Twat and TIMMY plod on-up yet another of what appears to be an interminable series of huge hills on this trail.

And the hares...Hugh Heifer and Dung-Fu Grip. They were reminded Beach Flats is Verboten after dark! Doodnight from Trail 727. May the Hash go in Peace.

Just Dan almost became lost in the field. He found his way back by following the voice of someone who yelled at him, 'Hey,that's an animal sanctuary!'