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While nice to look at, I do not wish to be anywhere near here should a breeze of sufficient intensity set these wind chimes in motion.
Puff the Magic Drag Queen finds it impossible to pass Marini's chocolate store without swooping in for a few bags of their treats.
Circleup was (wisely) decided to be held outside AWAY from children's ears! I see Diddler On The Roofie is seeing how long he can cutoff blood flow to his hand and not have to get it amputated!
Hugh Heifer was punished for losing her Happi Coat the very first night at NorthSouth Intercourse. She left it at the bowling alley, they are mailing it back to her.
Giant Asexual, Fucked-Over Fest and Princess Di(arrhea) crowd the champagne bottle as if they're dying of thirst!!
Just Rosie says she doesn't trust the guys in the hash once the sun goes down. Maybe she's not as half-minded as I once thought!!
Long Beach H3's Riff-Raff leads the litter along the tracks. He's so good at this I think he may have been homeless at a previous point in his life.
Here's Point A for this week's fiasco, well-known,though not well-respected, Brady's Yacht Club. So named, I would imagine,to poke fun at nearby Santa Cruz Yacht Club
Dog Breath,Diddler On The Roofie and Shiny Snail Trail salute those of you out there in viewer land! Goodnight from Trail 702. May the Hash go in Peace.
Co-GM Princess Di(arrhea) was saddled with the burden of checking everyone in. It did NOT, however, curtail her drinking one iota.
It appears Hugh Heifer intends to wear her Mardi Gras mask in a different place than most people do!
Just Marisol wears a pack fearing she may be spending the night outdoors. She almost did too. Note Bloody Wanker staring at her cute little butt!
Playing tit-for-tat, the RA was next on the hitlist. She was busted for dropping trou on trail to pee...at least she CLAIMED that's what she was doing
Virgins Reto and Kristen listen as Joke, Song or Body Part options are given. Both succumbed to the cold and went the joke route.
Jizziki discovers kilts were not made to scoot through a hole in a fence and look graceful doing it!
Here's Adam's sponsor, Shiny Snail Trail. She says', 'You'll hash tonight and you'll damn well love it too! Or else!!'
Trail was deemed too long so pick-up hares were summoned for a second down-down: Dung-Fu Grip, Ho To Housewife, Pink Cherry Licker, Shallow Hole, Thmp-Thmp, Twisted Fister, Princess Di(arrhea) and Ahhhto Bahng Stander.
Here's Phyllis Driller. We haven't seen her in quite a while and I see she's forgotten the 'dress code' for hashing in Santa Cruz is far more laid-back then she has attired herself tonight
Circleup for introductions: Moose Turd Pie, Thmp-Thmp, Princess Di(arrhea), Finger Nips and Bacon Queef.
Here's Thmp-Thmp checking his hand-held GPS unit and telling (starter) wife and co-hare Princess Di(arrhea), You're on your own, babe!!
Here the chick table: Cumz Out My Nose, Pussy Galore, Dirty Dolmas and Cuff My Muff. Anytime this many harriettes are in one place, it won't be long until a guy shows up.
A lagging Too Drunk To Fuck arrives well after his (current) wife Get Up and Run,Bitch. What's HIS excuse I wonder?!?
With the lights of Santa Cruz in the distance, it was time for the pack to be dismissed and on-on-on to begin. Goodnight from Trail 779. May the Hash go in Peace.
Cock Throbbin' shows Dung-Fu Grip a picture she took of him tonight when he was RA without his shirt on!
Hashing. Run 498, The Ship Inn to Blaxhall Youth Hostel, Blaxhall, Suffolk.
Oxford Hash House Harriers away weekend, Blaxhall, Suffolk, 2008.
Founder Banana Basher is awarded a congratulatory down-down by the RA for the (foolish) completion of his 625th hash with Surf City
Fucked-Over Fest and Princess Di(arrhea) take the troops through the parking lot of a workout business. No one stopped to get an application for THAT place!!
Plastic Pussy wore a sexy low-cut number for the running of the green. We also see Twat Did You Say? checking out his cleavage
While Thmp-Thmp,Just Jeremiah,Just Marisol and Twisted Fister appear ready to rumble, Virgin Travis, though his shirt says 'Ready', appears to be anything BUT ready!
Hashers running downhill after a False Stream in nice residental neighborhood.
What: Run No. 96 (SH3 1159)
When: Saturday, 6/21/08 at 3:00 PM
Who: Hares are Anal and special guest DeciBelle; On On thrown by Twatever
Why: Summer Solstice happens just once a year. Come enjoy a beautiful afternoon chasing Anal through the cool woods then party with Twatever.
Once the gang assembled at Point A, Thmp-Thmp, Twat Did You Say? and Princess Di(arrhea) wasted no time in getting wasted!
Accuprick and Yellow Prick Load were chosen as Best Dressed. To the on-right we see Sharticle Physics who was soon to dance around in front of the pack,pull his dress up and reveal a serious lack of underwear!!
The worst-of-the-worst, Finger Nips, Ska Skank Redemption, Bloody Wanker,Hogazm,TIMMY and Dog Breath were asked to go outside with the rest of the native wild animals
Our two Saxon visitors serenaded some of the down-down awards with German drinking songs. Mercifully, they did not supply translations!
For her contributions to the naming of her boyfriend, Electric Labia Land was awarded a down-down of thanks.
Rubik's Pube, Occasional Rapist, Clearly Not A Hooker and Dung-Fu Grip were awarded down-downs for holding a Gorilla Beer Check.
Here's TIMMY proudly exhibiting what has become an alarming tradition for him; when we come to The Crepe Place, he breaks a glass!!