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Here's Just Lori, Virgin Steve's (current) wife. Lori has not hashed in over 2 years! At Beer Check, she told me she picked the wrong trail to come back to!!
Basketball fans watch as halftime approaches and the Golden State Warriors have a nearly 15 point lead over the Cleveland Cadavers. Oops! I meant the Cavaliers.
Stub Rub hoof is across the street and shows his allegiance to the surrounding neighborhood by sporting a 'Seabright' shirt.
CumFart Zone was awarded a down-down for always wearing a huge backpack. Maybe she's not sure she'll make it home after the hash! It makes her look like a backpack humpback!
This is Virgin Robin. Notice the 'Trail Run' shirt? She was later to admit the hash was like no other trail she'd ever been on!
And the hares... Fap Jack and New Kids On My Cock. They were thanked for providing a keg for Religion but I did not hear anyone mention trail!
Here we see the worst-of-the-worst: Accuprick, CumFart Zone, Courtesy Flush, dBASED and Occasional Rapist. Bad people, this group! Goodnight from Trail 837. May the Hash go in Peace.
Accuprick,Shady Curtains,Banana Basher, Finger Nips, Princess Di(arrhea), Hugh Heifer and Pink Cherry Licker were punished for avoiding trail and going directly to the Windjammer.
Shallow Hole absconds with Poon Doggy. Poon Doggy's companion animal, Hangs Loose, is reputedly passed out dead-drunk on the floor of the bar from which we started. Here we see her returning to Callahan's to divest herself of this monster.
Hugh Heifer and Twat Did You Say? show no fear of the questionable surroundings on the river levee and stroll along as DFL's.
Co-hare New Kids On My Cock chuckles as fellow co-hare Twisted Fister wastes time taking questions for the hounds! Who believes hares don't lie anyway?!?
Bloody Wanker does his congratulatory down-down. Guess the identity of this year's Watermelon Head 'recipient' is fairly obvious now!!
Broke Bench Mountain, Snapping Twat, Deadliest Snatch and Shallow Hole near a check on the railroad tracks. We so hope we are not going to be saddled with riding the steel rails, they're zero fun.
Well, no surprise here. Notorious lush Ho To Housewife sucks down the swill like she's dying of thirst. H2H never met a bottle she didn't like!
Co-hares Finger Nips and Transcuntnanal do not appear to be taking their haring duties very seriously!
This was the beginning of the Eagle trail at Moran Lake beach. Things deteriorated rapidly from this point forward.
Whatever Diddler On The Roofie was drinking when he bought this for his yard, I don't EVER want any of it to pass my lips!
And hares...dBASED and Occasional Rapist. They weren't so much thanked for their service as simply told to go-the-hell-away!
Maggie bared butt to exhibit her Cleveland Browns tattoo! Sorry, guys. Puff has retained that photo for 'personal use'
Courtesy Flush attends to the offering at Bum Wine Check while Shady Curtains prepares to pepper Bareback Unicrack's cute little bum when the swing brings her within range.
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© Carwei Angeles | Photography
GROOMING | Kiko Escobar
STYLING | Stephen Atienza
CREATIVE DIRECTION | Bryan D. Sy
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Virgin Paul and Creamy Swallow casually walk across Highway 1 as well. They at least waited till the nearby traffic signal stopped the speeding cars for a minute. Why is Creamy Swallow fondling his nipple?!?
Here's Cuff My Muff and Twat Did You Say? Considering they walked the vast majority of what was a pretty short trail, how could they possibly be tired enough they must sit down? More likely they're just drunk!
Beer Fairy Cumfart Zone hands a down-down to Puff the Magic Drag Queen as he accepts his 800 Runs patch from Religious Adviser Accuprick. I'd say, Get a life! but such sentiments would be wasted on Puff!
Fap Jack was busted for chivalry on trail. He helped Pink Cherry Licker on-in after she twisted her ankle early on trail. They made it as far as Monty's Log Cabin where they applied ice to her ankle and alcohol to their brain!!
Four four-legged hounds and their four two-legged animal companions, Shallow Hole, Hangs Loose, Tits and Game and Vaginal Repair Kit.
Ah, yes. Here's the previously mentioned (and highly touted) Liquor Check. Let's slither into this little park and see what the hare-pair has gifted us, shall we?
Banana Basher was heard to make an offer on this pinball game to the beertender. He desperately wanted to relocate it to the Dude Shack. Sadly, unable to part with enough drinking money, his offer was summarily dismissed.
Co-hare Dung-Fu Grip delivers Instruction of Trail. Editorial opinion: Cock Throbbin's lampshade resembles a bathroom trash can and makes her look like Nefertiti!!
This year's Watermelon Head 'honorees', Cumfart Zone and Dog Breath, were feted with 'congratulatory' down-downs.
By this time along the Eagle trail, SST claimed to be so 'parched' that it was necessary she crawl up this hill on all fours
dBASED wore this year's Betty Ford Rehab Hash shirt. His wife is out of town so it's probably the only clean thing he owns!
Occasional Rapist, she of the BITCH socks, strokes Chewy who is really only interested in some water by this stage of trail.
Banana gets a good chuckle when the origin of Too Drunk To Fuck's name is confirmed by (current) wife Get Up and Run,Bitch
Cumfart Zone, Broke Bench Mountain, 6 of 9 and Jizziki were punished for not placing so much as one rear paw on today's trail.
Here we see Snapping Twat and Just Jeff making a valiant effort to keep their little footsies dry. This was the first of multiple stream crossing today.
Here's the newest edition to our kennel, Bareback. She has just emigrated from one of the old Soviet block countries that use 'stan' as the last four letters of their name. This one bears close scrutiny, she may be part of a terrorist sleeper cell.
Hare-pair CumFart Zone and dBASED stand stone-faced as they pack reveals their displeasure with this trail.