Dog Breath, Banana Basher and TIMMY were the first to arrive at on-on-on at the Double-Oh. Goodnight from Trail 746. May the Hash go in Peace.

Snapping Twat, Shallow Hole, Occasional Rapist, dBASED and Dung-Fu Grip were given down-downs for participating in a relay r*ce last weekend.

Hugh Heifer was punished for allowing Zoe, Goldi Coxxx's dog she is dog-sitting, to pick a fight with another dog....belonging to a Santa Cruz County Deputy Sheriff!! Bad move, Hugh.

Hangs Loose was punished for allowed his dog Chewy to 'violate' Twat Did You Say?. Funny though, I did not hear HER complain!!

Traditional here on the Toys for Tots Trail, co-hares Summer's Yeast and Stub Rub spread for us. Oops! I meant LAY a spread for us. What was I thinking?

After seeing what was at second Alcohol Check, I finally cyphered this one to mean White Russian Check.

Making his last pit stop before on-out, Hash Flash Puff the Magic Drag Queen saw this in the trash can in the bathroom. So much for planning your trail in advance!!

Twisted Fister was made a laughing stock for believing dBASED when he said trail would be short and NOT contain any poison oak. Talk about gullible!!!

DuuHHH tries to stay above the fray as the sobriety of the herd deteriorates

And the hares... Twisted Fister and The Human Pube. We spent so much time wading Valencia Creek this evening, many hashers got 'dishpan hands'!!

A brightly-attired The Human Pube felt it was safe to walk in the street, how could anyone POSSIBLY not see him?!?

Religious Adviser Accuprick punishes Slonad, Shady Curtains, Groucho Cocks, Summer's Yeast and Transcuntnanal as back sliders.

Banana Basher exhibits very little patience with Hash Flash after 10PM at night!!

Fucked-Over Fest, The Human Pube, TIMMY and Pink Cherry Licker were among the first to arrive for Religion. this enabled them to get chairs close to the beer trough.

Doggie Style and Twat Did You Say? assemble for the Best Costume judging.

Non-runners Just Chip,Wicked Retahted,Apple Bobber and Banana Basher were duly punished.

Here's Cock Chaser. He's from OTH H3,(Over The Hump) out of Washington,D.C. and also he brought Maxine and Chris tonight as well.

Here's our hare-pair, The Human Pube and Twisted Fister. Instructions of Trail were so dreary, my mind drifted across the river to sit on a bench in San Lorenzo Park and watch the ducks swimming on the pond!

Just Tom and CumFart Zone get cozy in the corner at Engfer's Pizza Works. She's adjusting to her new name and Tom is feeling trepidation over his upcoming naming.

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Speaking of the bar, here it is. A bar-in-the-round, besides giving the beertendress easy access, provides her with cover if the bottles start flying at closing time

The crowd continues to shrink, we're down to just one picnic table now.

Early-arrivers,Diddler on the Roofie,Dung-Fu Grip,Twisted Fister and Just Ciarra wait out the tortuous 20 minutes until the beer is cold

Worn out by (excessively) long trail, Oreo and Cum you Will Not take a breather from the festivities.

Jackoff is punished for subjecting Just Mason to the Double-Oh last week

Fap Jack has achieved twenty-five hashes with us,Occasional Rapist has reached 150 while Moose Turd Pie five but was named on his first hash!!!

Snapping Twat and Shady Curtains see up ahead everyone is wandering around a check so a short break is in their near future.

Here we see our most recent naming, Diddler on the Roofie, being rewarded for his half-mindedness with his necklace by resident necklace builder Princess Di(arrhea)

This is what Jacquie and Deep Stroke bought at the yard sale along trail. Their smurf appears to be 'listing to port' somewhat. Like his owners, he's apparently been 'over-served'.

The Arabian Goggler grimaces after a hit of Cinnamon Fireball Whisky and tries to pawn it off on Courtesy Flush. Looks like The Human Pube is getting ready to toss-up the swig he took!

Does anyone see the resemblance between co-hare New Kids On My Cock and James Dean as he purports there is? Other than both being male, no, neither do I.

Here is the view without the flash from the camera. This place is darker than my last girlfriend's mood when I walked in her house!!!

Shallow Hole and Fucked-Over Fest hope their charges are not scared of bridges as they prepare to herd them over Soquel Creek.

Hello out there in Lurker Land! Here's Surf City H3's start this week, infamous watering hole Over The Hill Gang Saloon. Let's roll!

Here's you Mismanager team for 2013. Haberdashers, Scribes, Beermistress, Religious Advisers. This portends of poor portent!

Here we see P and VaJJ, Phantom Fucker's canine associate, relaxing after that hideously long on-in

Tits And Game walks away from the bridge while Just Nate contemplates, What should I do if confronted by a wild woman with a weapon??

Here's our start for this week's fiasco: The infamous One-Double-Oh-Seven Club. Hugh Heifer made use of the 'smoking' part of the name in a nearby alley!

Broke Bench Mountain was punished for auto-hashing tonight

Hash marks 2012

Hash View Point. Oxford H3 Run 587, The Lions, Bledlow.

Hash 846 started in the sunlight from Parish Publick House. Trail, though, would turn to the dark side.

Is there any place Finger Nips HASN'T hashed yet?!? Goodnight from Trail 743. May the Hash go in Peace.

Banana Basher tries to justify his not doing trail to Pink Cherry Licker and TIMMY. His entreaty was unsuccessful

Thmp-Thmp abandoned even by his long-suffering (current) wife, trots along trail alone.

The band rocks the needles off the redwoods as the sun begins to sink below the ridge line

Th Human Pube was punished for being unable to come up with a song for Dung-Fu Grip's down-down

No, it's not a child abduction but Cuff My Muff enjoying the best part of baby ownership. She handed her back when the bottom of it became wet!

It's easy to tell our hares are relatively inexperienced, the hash should never be taken close to Holy Ground!