A lot of empty plates means a lot of full tummies. I bet they're not done drinking though!

While the preferred attire was lederhosen, apparently the hare-pair issued no suggestions for head gear! (Who said 'head'?) Where did Fap Jack and Dung-Fu Grip find their chapeaus?!?

Bailas wanted Flash to preserve this lovely flower for our posterity. I do not believe it's edible though

Dude,Where's My Trail and Grassy Ass mix a few and drink a few at Liquor Check. Neighbors made off with the cooler before Cum Rash came back to collect it!

Banana Basher relates tales (AKA 'lies') from earlier Wharf to Barf days to Hogazm, Bloody Wanker and TIMMY!!!

Snatch-dot-cum models the latest offering from Playtex Cross-Your-Heart

one-point-five million dollars worth of unpainted plywood

Today's hares, Finger Nips and Transcuntnanal were thoroughly reviled for their tortuous trail.

Here we see Tits And Game patiently awaiting her first beer-fix of the day. She was soon rewarded.

This is what you clowns looked like to the band. Any question now as to why they appeared somewhat afraid?!?

Just as Paul's hash handle is announced, Tits and Game harasses him from behind.

Here's Just Lori, Virgin Steve's (current) wife. Lori has not hashed in over 2 years! At Beer Check, she told me she picked the wrong trail to come back to!!

And the hares...Pussy Galore and Cum Lord

Basketball fans watch as halftime approaches and the Golden State Warriors have a nearly 15 point lead over the Cleveland Cadavers. Oops! I meant the Cavaliers.

Fap Jack and Just Nate descend the stairs and land in Beer Check territory.

Flipper explains to Mrs. Groper why she now only does one day of Wharf to Barf

Red Dress Baller and In-n-Out Furburger attempted to distance themselves from the pack. This is an age-old ploy that is seldom successful.

CumFart Zone was awarded a down-down for always wearing a huge backpack. Maybe she's not sure she'll make it home after the hash! It makes her look like a backpack humpback!

This is Virgin Robin. Notice the 'Trail Run' shirt? She was later to admit the hash was like no other trail she'd ever been on!

Here we see the worst-of-the-worst: Accuprick, CumFart Zone, Courtesy Flush, dBASED and Occasional Rapist. Bad people, this group! Goodnight from Trail 837. May the Hash go in Peace.

Accuprick,Shady Curtains,Banana Basher, Finger Nips, Princess Di(arrhea), Hugh Heifer and Pink Cherry Licker were punished for avoiding trail and going directly to the Windjammer.

Hugh Heifer and Twat Did You Say? show no fear of the questionable surroundings on the river levee and stroll along as DFL's.

Co-GM Thmp-Thmp delivers the Chalk Talk to unsuspecting virgins Cody and Brian. Hopefully Cody traded those sandals for ru*ning shoes later.

Co-hare New Kids On My Cock chuckles as fellow co-hare Twisted Fister wastes time taking questions for the hounds! Who believes hares don't lie anyway?!?

Bloody Wanker does his congratulatory down-down. Guess the identity of this year's Watermelon Head 'recipient' is fairly obvious now!!

Broke Bench Mountain, Snapping Twat, Deadliest Snatch and Shallow Hole near a check on the railroad tracks. We so hope we are not going to be saddled with riding the steel rails, they're zero fun.

Well, no surprise here. Notorious lush Ho To Housewife sucks down the swill like she's dying of thirst. H2H never met a bottle she didn't like!

Fucked-Over Fest sucks on the bottle of homebrew while Dog Breath, Shallow Hole and Thmp-Thmp wait to see if he survives before doing the same.

Just Ciarra and Dung-Fu Grip volunteer to perform the most important task:Ice The Beer!!

Co-hares Finger Nips and Transcuntnanal do not appear to be taking their haring duties very seriously!

Whatever Diddler On The Roofie was drinking when he bought this for his yard, I don't EVER want any of it to pass my lips!

And hares...dBASED and Occasional Rapist. They weren't so much thanked for their service as simply told to go-the-hell-away!

Backslider Snapping Twat was appointed Beer Fairy for the evening.

Maggie bared butt to exhibit her Cleveland Browns tattoo! Sorry, guys. Puff has retained that photo for 'personal use'

Hash Taha

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Deadliest Snatch and Twat Did You Say? ably represent the walker contingency today.

Here's Cuff My Muff and Twat Did You Say? Considering they walked the vast majority of what was a pretty short trail, how could they possibly be tired enough they must sit down? More likely they're just drunk!

Beer Fairy Cumfart Zone hands a down-down to Puff the Magic Drag Queen as he accepts his 800 Runs patch from Religious Adviser Accuprick. I'd say, Get a life! but such sentiments would be wasted on Puff!

Fap Jack was busted for chivalry on trail. He helped Pink Cherry Licker on-in after she twisted her ankle early on trail. They made it as far as Monty's Log Cabin where they applied ice to her ankle and alcohol to their brain!!

Backslider Jackoff On The Pot visits the altar

Ah, yes. Here's the previously mentioned (and highly touted) Liquor Check. Let's slither into this little park and see what the hare-pair has gifted us, shall we?

Just Marisol steals the camera to take a selfie. I hope she sees this picture again and again!

Cumerto was chided for yelling at second Liquor Check, Absinthe makes me horny!!

Banana Basher was heard to make an offer on this pinball game to the beertender. He desperately wanted to relocate it to the Dude Shack. Sadly, unable to part with enough drinking money, his offer was summarily dismissed.

Twat Did You Say? was made a laughing stock for the foolish completion of her 50th hash with Surf City. Get a life,other than hashing I mean!

The area colloquially known as Heroin Hill. Once when the hash entered here the cops busted the pack and another time Banana Basher was bashed on the head and robbed by a homeless person