Here is the view without the flash from the camera. This place is darker than my last girlfriend's mood when I walked in her house!!!

Shallow Hole and Fucked-Over Fest hope their charges are not scared of bridges as they prepare to herd them over Soquel Creek.

Here's you Mismanager team for 2013. Haberdashers, Scribes, Beermistress, Religious Advisers. This portends of poor portent!

The second set was even better than the first!

Here we see P and VaJJ, Phantom Fucker's canine associate, relaxing after that hideously long on-in

Not to mislead our Southern California viewers, this does NOT say 'OC'! This is the new hook mark invented by our half-minded hare-pair,. It, as did they, proved less than successful!

Broke Bench Mountain was punished for auto-hashing tonight

Hash marks 2012

Food mostly devoured, beers DEFINITELY devoured. We sit beneath pictures drawn by locals kids. Or maybe some of the hashers sitting here! Goodnight from Trail 1040. May the Hash go in Peace.

Hash 846 started in the sunlight from Parish Publick House. Trail, though, would turn to the dark side.

Banana Basher tries to justify his not doing trail to Pink Cherry Licker and TIMMY. His entreaty was unsuccessful

Just Paul is well-prepared for a trek through the wood with his CamelBak pack. Wait, that's not water in there, it's whiskey!! I'm sticking with Paul today! Bet he'd like the attentive Just Karee to suck some.

Th Human Pube was punished for being unable to come up with a song for Dung-Fu Grip's down-down

No, it's not a child abduction but Cuff My Muff enjoying the best part of baby ownership. She handed her back when the bottom of it became wet!

TIMMY leaves civilization behind and heads on-down onto a locals-only path where clever poison oak hid among beautiful English ivy. Beware, harriers!

Early-arrivers Just Pauline, Just Dan, Fap Jack and Pink Cheery Licker are regaled with Finger Nips' tales about the recent Betty Ford Rehab Hash she attended.

Princess Di(arrhea) illuminates the new shoes sported by Puff the Magic Drag Queen. I envision a christening in his immediate future!

Here's Just Christina's impression of New Kids: A beer in each hand and alternate swilling for one and then the next

Test you devotion to the hash. Do you see just money or a lot of free hashes?!? Goodnight from Trail 593. May the Hash go in Peace

The bubble man was out and about tonight! His bubbles are legend around the Cruz! I'm hangin' here for a while. Goodnight from Trail 714-Halloweenie! May the Hash go in Peace.

Twat Did You Say? leads China doll Virgin Maria and Princess Hogazm along at a leisurely pace.Except for the tiara, Hogazm frequently dresses like this on weekends.

Bareback Unicrack sees no reason to wait till trail starts to stumble. She may have gotten here too early.

Twat Did You Say?, Pink Cherry Licker and Hugh Heifer congratulate Princess Di(arrhea) on having completed another revolution around the sun.

And here that hill is! Pink Cherry Licker, listing to starboard somewhat, leads Shiny Snail Trail, TIMMY!! and Shannon on-up this maniacal hill

CumFart Zone looks like the reincarnation of a Roaring 20's era flapper.

Is it really necessary to display a sign telling people not to break INTO jail?!?

Contrary to what this sign advertises, our harriettes were the only females in attendance. TIMMY had no trouble getting the harriers to follow the harriettes when circleup time came

That's better. Clucker Fucker has finally arrived and falls in place beside Hairy. Now THIS is the full pack for Lampshade '11, including one dog's butt

Fucked-Over Fest, Hooker On Kronix,Bitch and Wicked Retahted were congratulated for finding items to add to the hashit.

Here we see Princess giving her Deep Stroke impression,flip-off Hash Flash, while Virgin Amy thinks her behavior is bizarre at best

The owner here at It's Wine Tyme was kept quite busy washing wine goblets and making sure none were stolen either.

RA Dung-Fu Grip and Beer Fairy CumFart Zone call the pack to circleup for Religion.

The Habitat for Humanity ReStore facility is undoubtedly one of our favorite places for Religion.

They of course comply. Who could possibly refuse them?!?

Here we see Virgin Jessalynn displaying her booty from Beer Check. She nursed this Tecate for the next mile. Gee, won't Mom be proud?!?

Can'd H3's Just Booby was glad to take his gas mask off in order to swill a beer!

It's impossible for Broke Bench Mountain and Cumz Out My Nose to stay off the Net for more than an hour apparently.

An idea whose time has come: A guy rides up on a moped, puts it in the trunk of your car and drives your car and your drunk ass home!

The is Banana-esque for dancing

I wonder if this cute little handbag belongs to Fap Jack or he borrowed it from Pink Cherry Licker? He DOES look very comfortable with it!!

Just Marisol appears quite upset there's so little bum wine left for her. See? There actually IS an advantage to being a FRB around here!!

Analversaries: Fap Jack 75 hashes, Tits and Game 25 and Cumcerto 69. With eyelids at half-staff, Elvis impersonator and Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip looks to be almost done for the night!

CumFart Zone, Hangs Loose, Princess Di(arrhea), Slonad, Broke Bench Mountain, Steamy Baanorrhea and Thmp-Thmp were punished for their back-sliding ways.

My HasH, Yuu, has come back from Aya&Ume's house with a new make up.

The twins never failed to impress me. Their custom is superb (>w<)b

well done, sis

Guest Parking Only, For a second, I thought we'd arrived at In 'n Out Furburger's abode

Here's Virgin Steve. It appears as he may have already began to reevaluate his decision to join wife Just Lori for this hash-thing!

Occasional Rapist, in her summer attire, and New Kids On My Cock walked parallel to trail and completely avoided Carbonera Creek. Cheeky bastards!

Beer Check was, but of course, at the very top of the steepest hill the hares could find and also had us standing at an incline to drink. Thanks, hares!