TIMMY leaves civilization behind and heads on-down onto a locals-only path where clever poison oak hid among beautiful English ivy. Beware, harriers!

Early-arrivers Just Pauline, Just Dan, Fap Jack and Pink Cheery Licker are regaled with Finger Nips' tales about the recent Betty Ford Rehab Hash she attended.

Princess Di(arrhea) illuminates the new shoes sported by Puff the Magic Drag Queen. I envision a christening in his immediate future!

Here's Just Christina's impression of New Kids: A beer in each hand and alternate swilling for one and then the next

Twat Did You Say? leads China doll Virgin Maria and Princess Hogazm along at a leisurely pace.Except for the tiara, Hogazm frequently dresses like this on weekends.

And here that hill is! Pink Cherry Licker, listing to starboard somewhat, leads Shiny Snail Trail, TIMMY!! and Shannon on-up this maniacal hill

CumFart Zone looks like the reincarnation of a Roaring 20's era flapper.

Is it really necessary to display a sign telling people not to break INTO jail?!?

That's better. Clucker Fucker has finally arrived and falls in place beside Hairy. Now THIS is the full pack for Lampshade '11, including one dog's butt

This is the first sun light the Eagles have seen in 15 minutes. Prior to this we've been under a canopy of redwood trees dodging impressive stands of poison oak.

Princess Di(arrhea) is content to walk the last block after dealing with the cliff in Arana Gulch. Husband Thmp-Thmp walks with her in case she faints.

Here we see Princess giving her Deep Stroke impression,flip-off Hash Flash, while Virgin Amy thinks her behavior is bizarre at best

RA Dung-Fu Grip and Beer Fairy CumFart Zone call the pack to circleup for Religion.

Just Stephanie, shoes finally dry from her last failed crossing effort, tries valiantly to not get them wet again. Surprisingly, she was successful.

The Habitat for Humanity ReStore facility is undoubtedly one of our favorite places for Religion.

They of course comply. Who could possibly refuse them?!?

Here we see Virgin Jessalynn displaying her booty from Beer Check. She nursed this Tecate for the next mile. Gee, won't Mom be proud?!?

Can'd H3's Just Booby was glad to take his gas mask off in order to swill a beer!

It's impossible for Broke Bench Mountain and Cumz Out My Nose to stay off the Net for more than an hour apparently.

Pussy Galore prepares to throw an empty beer bottle at the RA while his back is turned and then blame it on Goat Blower

Analversaries: Fap Jack 75 hashes, Tits and Game 25 and Cumcerto 69. With eyelids at half-staff, Elvis impersonator and Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip looks to be almost done for the night!

This family receives a Thank You card from the local electric company!

CumFart Zone, Hangs Loose, Princess Di(arrhea), Slonad, Broke Bench Mountain, Steamy Baanorrhea and Thmp-Thmp were punished for their back-sliding ways.

While this is only Just Josh's second hash, he has masterfully mastered the art of downing a down-down. Look at how his down-down chalice literally glows!!

And here it is, Banana Basher's moment of ecstasy as beer pours into his belly again

Hugh checks out the left hand of the band members

Guest Parking Only, For a second, I thought we'd arrived at In 'n Out Furburger's abode

Here's Virgin Steve. It appears as he may have already began to reevaluate his decision to join wife Just Lori for this hash-thing!

Just Mike and Just Tanya check to see if there's an Uber close by.

Occasional Rapist, in her summer attire, and New Kids On My Cock walked parallel to trail and completely avoided Carbonera Creek. Cheeky bastards!

Mr. Wiggly and USO Oh Oh were given down-downs for using a camera to take a picture of a certain part of his anatomy!

Hashing. Run 498, The Ship Inn to Blaxhall Youth Hostel, Blaxhall, Suffolk.

Oxford Hash House Harriers away weekend, Blaxhall, Suffolk, 2008.

Hashing. Run 498, The Ship Inn to Blaxhall Youth Hostel, Blaxhall, Suffolk.

Oxford Hash House Harriers away weekend, Blaxhall, Suffolk, 2008.

Is there any place Finger Nips HASN'T hashed yet?!? Goodnight from Trail 743. May the Hash go in Peace.

Ho To Housewife wisely avoids the street while Shallow Hole has again been chosen to be dragged along trail by Chewy.

Broken Shaft listens as Puff tires to justify his attire. He was largely unsuccessful

And this is how I'll leave you tonight, with Rod Lover trying to pay his burgeoning bar tab at the Double-Oh! Goodnight from Trail 69-six. May the Hash go in Peace.

Co-RA's Cunts,Sluts and Incest(CSI) and Cockiss gather the gang for Religion

This is just one of the many reasons we colloquially refer to The Crepe Place as 'the creepy place'.

Shadows are getting long but there's still beer so the party ain't over yet.

Tits and Game leaves Liquor Check after handing the vile liquid off to Diddler On The Roofie who nurses from it for a while.

Virgin April listens to her Joke, Song or Body Part. She told a joke and THEN flashed!

Here's the second sight no one was especially happy to see. Exactly what IS a Sheriff Volunteers anyway?!?

Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip congratulates Thmp-Thmp and Dog Breath for reaching 225 and 275 hashes with us respectively. This week's No Life Award.

This is Just Shane. Shane has just realized next week will be his fifth hash with us and by Surf City tradition will be his naming ceremony. He does not appear ecstatic contemplating this!

The RA chose dual fairies for the evening, Princess Di(arrhea) and CumFart Zone.

Last Thursday at this time, this corridor would have been clogged with tourists and virtually impassable.

This time she lets Finger Nips and Bloody Wanker in on the action

Allow me to present to you... Flip Flops On The Rocks. This is due to his wearing flip flops to his first hash.

Accuprick, Cumcerto and The Human Pube relax in The Red before heading on-out into a Halloween evening