Christina, Jimmy, me and Vilma

Michael Fucking Vick was summoned to the altar due to his inability to come up with a hash song. Living north of the Arctic Circle has apparently frozen his little half-mind.

I bet this is the first time in 2 miles Pedofiddler and Twat Did You Say? have smiled!!

Ho TO Housewife hash hashed long enough to know to not sit with your back to the door!

Fucked-Over Fest, who lives nearby, ran to the start and was shadowed by guys in a car asking him which gang he claimed affiliation with. Fest said it made him begin to run really, REALLY fast!!

Underneath this bridge, the FRB's encountered not a troll but a homeless woman with a pistol. YIKES!!! The rest of the pack was warned away and wisely skirted this section of trail.

The band was in full-tilt boogie mode by the time the DFL's slithered back into camp

Hi! Acting Hash Flash Steamy Baanorrhea here. When Puff hares, he saddles ME with this crap! It has provided me with another reason to dislike him! Okay, got that off my chest, now back to trail.

Backsliders Electric Labia Land, Lube Me Up,Scotty, Sharticle Physics and Courtesy Flush were punished.

And the hares...New Kids On My Cock and Twisted Fister. Both were chided for attempting to drown the pack and, failing such, subjecting us to a mosquito attack!!

Another stunning coup for mighty Surf City: Scouting Flash! We started here just as did you

Co-hares Twisted Fister and Dung-Fu Grip deliver a long, dreary and ultimately uninformative Instructions of Trail. You're already late, hares. Piss off!!

Righteously lit-up after the last Liquor Check, Yellow Prick Load literally flies down from Top of the World! I fear he's given no thought on how to stop though.

Long Beach H3's Riff-Raff leads the litter along the tracks. He's so good at this I think he may have been homeless at a previous point in his life.

Hounds find it hilarious when co-GM Thmp-Thmp admits he doesn't think he's going to like this trail!

EVERYBODY wants to come to the Cruz for the Labor Day holiday

Virgin Patrick, a tad overdressed for hashing, was awarded a welcoming down-down.

For shooting his mouth off too much, a second naming tonight gives us: Moose Turd Pie!!

Here's a rather large group of lazy bastards who skipped trail: Just Tony,My Little Bony,Pussy Galore,Great Barrier Queef and Cumz Out My Nose

Broke Bench does not mind licking women when they're bleeding. I say we rename him Tampax Tongue!!

We've ignored all the previous signs on the Boardwalk saying 'Do Not Enter' so why not tell this pirate to piss-off as well!?!

Bacon Queef, Deadliest Snatch, Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker try their luck with Scratchers Lottery. Isn't hashing enough of a gamble?!?

Schlong Division is seen here making his second visit to the altar tonight. He must have forgot much about hashing because of missing a week

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Walking proved a very popular item on the agenda tonight

It was about this point I decided what I REALLY wanted to be saved from was having to hash anymore of this crappy trail!

CumFart Zone, Fap Jack The Pedofiddler and Jizziki guard the check while more energetic hounds attempt to solve it.

Cumfart Zone was selected as the evening's Beer Fairy.

Thmp-Thmp and (current) wife Princess Di(arrhea) easily took home Most Glamorous Couple Award. Question is, couple of WHAT?!?

Occasional Rapist is ready to brave the alley...as long as Nipple Butt the boxer is there to defend her!

Dog Breath whiles away prelube time beating his balls. Is Karee posing for Hash Flash in the background?!?

Lifeguards had their hands full rescuing floundering hashers. Miraculously, after counting heads on the Boardwalk side of the river, no one was washed out to sea.

Occasional Rapist listens as Ho To Housewife begins the defense of her trail.

To most of us, we consider a shirt saying, 'Retard Hasher' redundant! However, Wicked Retahted was so very happy to receive it!

Hey, Thmp-Thmp. I hope this is no kin of yours!

Hare-pair Princess Di(arrhea) and (starter) husband Thmp-Thmp claimed trail would have a number of Turkey-Eagle splits. This was probably said to coverup the inevitable mistakes they knew they would make laying trail.

Allow me to introduce our newest kennel mate: Bareback Unicrack!

Snapping Twat was punished for only showing up for Religion because she had REAL friends she'd rather spend the evening with.

Just for a little variety, Fucked-Over Fest decides to side-suck this can empty.

Time for a face-feed at Dung-Fu Grip and Puff the Magic Drag Queen's hovel,the site for Religion

Precisely WHAT does the city wish one to look AT?!? There's absolutely nothing attractive at this intersection at the end of the wharf!

Zipper Lips newest acquisition? No, not another paramour but a pair of gimp crutches. She fall down, go boom again

Thinking this trail would be easy, I see most hounds are carrying a drink. HA! That's not going to last long.

Diddler,Janna, Shannon, Pink Cherry Licker, Shiny Snail Trail and Fine Young Cannibal head on-up Club House Drive hoping this is the steepest uphill on this trail. HA!

Uh-Oh! Here's a picture from last night, Hogazm!

Fap Jack and dBASED were accused of not being politically correct: They both had 'red skin'!

Just Zack,one hash ahead of Just Evyand, tells him,I hope these things get easier the more you do!!

Tits and Game, knowing she will imbibe heavily during Religion, takes water on trail. However, knowing her, it may well be mixed with a more potent substance as well!

This is Pabst Smear of Portland, Oregon. Either this man travels a lot or he is a huge collector of patches!