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Hooker On Kronix,Bitch introduces herself as her virgin, Britney, stands there displaying her magnificent afro.
For Joke,Song or Body Part, Virgin Jae dropped trou to the delight of the harriettes while Virgin Jennifer stumbled through a lame joke.
Pabst Smear, being from Portland, Oregon, walks into the street nonchalantly. People here don't always stop for pedestrians!
Randi Bambi was chided by harriers and applauded by harriettes for allowing his testicles to escape his shorts.
This was our second on-in tonight. A pair of coppers 'requested' we vacate the first site for Religion behind the Museum of Natural History! Oops, poor choice on our part.
Puff the Magic Drag Queen finds it impossible to pass Marini's chocolate store without swooping in for a few bags of their treats.
Finger Nips lists the reasons she will skip this trail to Can'd H3's Under Mother Fucker. Turns out she was right too!
Circleup was (wisely) decided to be held outside AWAY from children's ears! I see Diddler On The Roofie is seeing how long he can cutoff blood flow to his hand and not have to get it amputated!
Dicky Wacker, Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker and dBASED line up at the hares' bar, AKA Dung-Fu Grip's carport.
Hugh Heifer was punished for losing her Happi Coat the very first night at NorthSouth Intercourse. She left it at the bowling alley, they are mailing it back to her.
Hashing. Run 498, The Ship Inn to Blaxhall Youth Hostel, Blaxhall, Suffolk.
Oxford Hash House Harriers away weekend, Blaxhall, Suffolk, 2008.
Just Rosie says she doesn't trust the guys in the hash once the sun goes down. Maybe she's not as half-minded as I once thought!!
Long Beach H3's Riff-Raff leads the litter along the tracks. He's so good at this I think he may have been homeless at a previous point in his life.
Here's Point A for this week's fiasco, well-known,though not well-respected, Brady's Yacht Club. So named, I would imagine,to poke fun at nearby Santa Cruz Yacht Club
Shiny Snail Trail was so joyful over receiving her necklace, she decided to exemplify her half-mindedness by changing her attire to look even more foolish! Good job, SST!!
Co-GM Princess Di(arrhea) was saddled with the burden of checking everyone in. It did NOT, however, curtail her drinking one iota.
It appears Hugh Heifer intends to wear her Mardi Gras mask in a different place than most people do!
Just Marisol wears a pack fearing she may be spending the night outdoors. She almost did too. Note Bloody Wanker staring at her cute little butt!
Playing tit-for-tat, the RA was next on the hitlist. She was busted for dropping trou on trail to pee...at least she CLAIMED that's what she was doing
Virgins Reto and Kristen listen as Joke, Song or Body Part options are given. Both succumbed to the cold and went the joke route.
Here are two hashers that have over half a century of hashing between them: Butt Balls and Accuprick...and they still refuse to wise up!
Jizziki discovers kilts were not made to scoot through a hole in a fence and look graceful doing it!
Having guessed correctly at the last check, Cuff My Muff walks along while Princess and Shallow Hole run to catch up with her
Here's Adam's sponsor, Shiny Snail Trail. She says', 'You'll hash tonight and you'll damn well love it too! Or else!!'
Trail was deemed too long so pick-up hares were summoned for a second down-down: Dung-Fu Grip, Ho To Housewife, Pink Cherry Licker, Shallow Hole, Thmp-Thmp, Twisted Fister, Princess Di(arrhea) and Ahhhto Bahng Stander.
Here's Phyllis Driller. We haven't seen her in quite a while and I see she's forgotten the 'dress code' for hashing in Santa Cruz is far more laid-back then she has attired herself tonight
Circleup for introductions: Moose Turd Pie, Thmp-Thmp, Princess Di(arrhea), Finger Nips and Bacon Queef.
Here the chick table: Cumz Out My Nose, Pussy Galore, Dirty Dolmas and Cuff My Muff. Anytime this many harriettes are in one place, it won't be long until a guy shows up.
A lagging Too Drunk To Fuck arrives well after his (current) wife Get Up and Run,Bitch. What's HIS excuse I wonder?!?
Cock Throbbin' shows Dung-Fu Grip a picture she took of him tonight when he was RA without his shirt on!
Circleup became an effective road block to anyone wishing to enter The Crepe Place. Between this and TIMMY breaking glasses, no wonder the owner dreads our appearance.
Founder Banana Basher is awarded a congratulatory down-down by the RA for the (foolish) completion of his 625th hash with Surf City
Fucked-Over Fest and Princess Di(arrhea) take the troops through the parking lot of a workout business. No one stopped to get an application for THAT place!!
Yes, this is an area where small rocks are stacked upon larger rocks. Obviously, we are getting close to the UCSC campus where, when not smoking pot, the kids have nothing better to do than place little rocks on top of big rocks!
While Thmp-Thmp,Just Jeremiah,Just Marisol and Twisted Fister appear ready to rumble, Virgin Travis, though his shirt says 'Ready', appears to be anything BUT ready!
Meanwhile, our 'chef', TIMMY!!!, unacquainted with utensils, gnaws his way into food we will later eat!!!
Accuprick and Yellow Prick Load were chosen as Best Dressed. To the on-right we see Sharticle Physics who was soon to dance around in front of the pack,pull his dress up and reveal a serious lack of underwear!!
The worst-of-the-worst, Finger Nips, Ska Skank Redemption, Bloody Wanker,Hogazm,TIMMY and Dog Breath were asked to go outside with the rest of the native wild animals