And the hares... dBASED and Snapping Twat. We almost needed Hansel and Gretel-style bread crumbs to find our way out of the woods on this trail.

Cock Throbbin', Shallow Hole, picture in hand, and Thmp-Thmp head on-out to the next destination as directed by the picture.

Here we see Thmp-Thmp, (frequent) wife Princess Di(arrhea) and Dog Breath, AKA Hear, See and Speak Only Evil.

Until the band fired up, a nearby patch of sunlight proved a popular gathering spot

Here's another back slider that slid in tonight, Bailas Con Burros. She's the (first) wife of co-hare and Surf City H3 founder Banana Basher. I can't understand how she's still smiling.

Nipple Butt does not appear happy that he was not properly attired as were his kennel mates

This is String Cheese, also from Portland Oregon. She's lowered herself to travel with Pabst Smear.

Choka-cola asks Hairy why he always positions himself amongst two or three harriettes

While awaiting the announcement of his hash moniker, Tits and Game moves in position to toy with Just Paul.

CumFart Zone is listing to port somewhat and Vaginal Repair Kit has switched to wine. These are two good indicators it has been a good hash!

On the jetty beside the lighthouse, the breakers created by the incoming tide PLUS the storm surge are beginning to crest the tetrapods that protect the bay-facing side. Yikes! I think the pack is in danger. We're land-based hounds, not retrievers!!

This is miserly Twat Did You Say? finding it difficult to part with a measly 8 bucks for Hash Cash!

Hugh Heifer, Pink Cherry Licker, Fap Jack, Six of Nine, Princess Di(arrhea) and Twat Did You Say? were punished for avoiding 'The Hill' on trail.

Here's the last ones standing tonight: Puff, Dog Breath, Hogazm, TIMMY, Ska Skank Redemption,Finger Nips and Bloody Wanker.

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hash brown potato photo supports post made to thingsimadethenate.blogspot.com/

Hey, it was only 45 bucks for everything, go home you friggin' mooches!!! Goodbye from Trail 810, Saturday "Wharf to Barf. May the Hash go in Peace.

Occasional Rapist was busted for bestiality on trail. Poor dog Nipple Butt!

Genital Tongs has some rather provocative tan lines. I wonder what her 'normal' attire is?!?

This is an extremely bizarre sexual position! Goodnight from Trail 697. May the Hash go in Peace.

Ho To Housewife was punished for splashing through a puddle even after Dog Breath warned her about it. Dog Breath was punished for chivalry on trail. (No good deed goes unpunished)

Just for the harriers, all the harriettes posed for a pointless picture.

Accuprick is seen here awarding Hairy Fuck 2.5 an award for completing his 50th hash with Surf City and Hogazm for completing her 125th hash with us.

Cum Lord's excuse for backsliding was his extended visit to Southeast Asia to hash. I've seen the pictures,I've never seen so many small boys in one place before!!

It appears Broke Bench Mountain has gone 'regimental' with his kilt this year. I didn't really need to know that!

Cockiss,Pam Pam,Mrs. Groper and Dr. Nappy-Headed 'Ho send greetings to those of you too afraid to show today

And THIS, I dare say, is one of the major benefits. She likes the tactile sensation.

co-hares dBASED and Occasiional Rapist pay for their crime of lousy tail with a down-down. Goodnight from Trail 747. May the Hash go in Peace.

Here we see Co-GM Thmp-Thmp informing co-GM Princess Di-arrhea (and frequent wife) of Finger Nips despair over the hare-pair

The hash buys all their trophies here. Sadly, no Surf City hasher has deserved an award yet. No surprise there though I guess!

Cock Throbbin' does not appear to enjoy being so close to co-hare dBASED as he delivers his Instructions of Trail for this year's Picture Hash.

Slonad hightails it out of Moore Creek Greenbelt. He said he hates being DFL in mountain lion country!!

San Diego's Leg Over was awarded the hashit. Too bad she and Canadian Penny Slut became so lost on trail they returned to the bar soon

Here are the thieving bastards that tried (unsuccessfully) to elude the grasp of Hash Cash tonight: Just Adam, Hugh Heifer, Shiny Snail Trail and Ghetto Man.

hash bar tent. smorgasburg.williamsburg.brooklyn.nyc

Drink 'n Squirt wisely settles beside two harriettes, Finger Nips and Genital Tongs. I bet I know what HE'S hoping for!!

Hash Taha

© Carwei Angeles | Photography

GROOMING | Kiko Escobar

STYLING | Stephen Atienza

CREATIVE DIRECTION | Bryan D. Sy

LOCALE | The Penthouse Photography Studio

For those of you that have not had the pleasure,ALTO is one of the counseling schools attended by those unlucky enough to receive a DUI. We had Religion in their parking lot!! Goodnight from Trail 710. May the Hash go in Peace.

Jackoff soon threw the menu on the bar and yelled, Bring me some meat! Goodnight from Hash 473,May the Hash go in Peace

Co-hare dBASED listens as co-hare and (second) wife Occasional Rapist delivers the harriette's version of Instructions of Trail.

After Religion the band fired up their second set. Those still capable of movement jumped up to dance, most giving good imitations of the zombies in Michael Jackson's Thriller video

everything around me

Everyone that (foolishly) subjected themselves to their first outing with Surf City H3 were awarded welcoming down-downs.

Now that she's off the accursed railroad tracks, Hooker On Kronix,Bitch seems to be more bouyant. However, a few short minutes later, disaster struck.

Is that REALLY a lamp shade Fap Jack has perched atop his pointed little head? Looks more like a chimney from a little girls doll house!

Without the camera flash, this too became an electric company favorite

This was the highlight of the day though,Waxi-Pad's band,The Lost Chord

Harriettes corner: Just Sara, Twat Did You Say? and Cuff My Muff are wisely keeping their backs to the wall preventing trouble from sneaking up from behind! Or should that be sneaking UP their behind?!?

Shallow Hole is seen here accepting money from Shiny Snail Trail while Thmp-Thmp smiles away. He obviously knows why this money is changing hands but refused to tell Hash Flash why