The waves appear to be edging closer and closer. I think it may be time to use those steps again.

TIMMY and New Kids On My Cock follow Cumcerto figuring if she didn't trip,neither will they

Leaving North Rodeo Gulch Road behind, the pack was injected into some heavy shiggy.

Second Beer Check was in the backyard of Bacon Queef and (beginner) husband Just Foot Pussy.

Hashing along Kilnhurst.

Oxford Hash House Harriers Away Weekend 2009, Mankinholes YHA, Yorkshire.

dBASED appears to enjoy watching harriettes gyrate uncontrollably

Pink Cherry Licker listens as (father) TIMMY!! lectures her as he has a tendency to do after beer number three.

Broke Bench Mountain gesticulates and gyrates much to the joy of the women in the audience.

These poor bastards missed Liquor Check: CumFart Zone, Just Shay, Wicked Retahted, My Little Bony, Just Walter, Finger Nips and Rod Lover.

Tits and Game, Bacon Queef and Just Jeremiah seem to be spending considerable time together tonight. Is the the beginning of some kind of menage?!?

Twat Did You Say appears amused that Hugh Heifer is so proud of her half-mindedness she sews run patches on her hat!!

Banana Basher, paranoid boy that he is, leans over to see if acting Hash Cash Princess Di(arrhea) is writing something about him.

Here's this week's hare, Dung-Fu Grip. Even BEFORE trail has been laid, no one wishes to converse with him as you can see!

Bailas wanted Flash to preserve this lovely flower for our posterity. I do not believe it's edible though

Jackoff On The Pot has escaped from Sea Whore yet again

A hundred feet past the first tree was a second tree across trail to slow the pack's progress. They must have used a chain saw on this big boy!

A lot of empty plates means a lot of full tummies. I bet they're not done drinking though!

Reminiscent of how they spent their high school years, Hot Wheels,dBASED,Mommy's Little Cock Whore and Broke Bench Mountain sit on their butts

While the preferred attire was lederhosen, apparently the hare-pair issued no suggestions for head gear! (Who said 'head'?) Where did Fap Jack and Dung-Fu Grip find their chapeaus?!?

Everyone that (foolishly) subjected themselves to their first outing with Surf City H3 were awarded welcoming down-downs.

Dude,Where's My Trail and Grassy Ass mix a few and drink a few at Liquor Check. Neighbors made off with the cooler before Cum Rash came back to collect it!

Banana Basher relates tales (AKA 'lies') from earlier Wharf to Barf days to Hogazm, Bloody Wanker and TIMMY!!!

Snatch-dot-cum models the latest offering from Playtex Cross-Your-Heart

one-point-five million dollars worth of unpainted plywood

We have visitors: Damien the Antichrist and (current) wife Pot Ho. They came all the way from Los Angeles to hash with us!

Butt Balls give his impression of a drunk,singing Jackoff

Here are some 'stills' of the most famous Bigfoot 'sighting', the Patterson-Gimlin video. You make the call!

On-on-on back at Parish Publick House featured a lot of hashers but most mortal fled in terror. Goodnight from Trail 846. May the Hash go in Peace.

hash bar tent. smorgasburg.williamsburg.brooklyn.nyc

Today's hares, Finger Nips and Transcuntnanal were thoroughly reviled for their tortuous trail.

Princess Di(arrhea) plods on-up a hill to Soquel High School. She also realizes she recognizes some of the graffiti tags on-left as the work of her husband!

What a lovely ending to a NOT so lovely outing: Chippin' Ballz. She's by herself hoping the other patrons will not think she's with us. Good Evening from Trail 1094. Stay well.

Stub Rub hoof is across the street and shows his allegiance to the surrounding neighborhood by sporting a 'Seabright' shirt.

Red Dress Baller and In-n-Out Furburger attempted to distance themselves from the pack. This is an age-old ploy that is seldom successful.

CumFart Zone was awarded a down-down for always wearing a huge backpack. Maybe she's not sure she'll make it home after the hash! It makes her look like a backpack humpback!

And the hares... Fap Jack and New Kids On My Cock. They were thanked for providing a keg for Religion but I did not hear anyone mention trail!

Here we see the worst-of-the-worst: Accuprick, CumFart Zone, Courtesy Flush, dBASED and Occasional Rapist. Bad people, this group! Goodnight from Trail 837. May the Hash go in Peace.

Accuprick,Shady Curtains,Banana Basher, Finger Nips, Princess Di(arrhea), Hugh Heifer and Pink Cherry Licker were punished for avoiding trail and going directly to the Windjammer.

Shallow Hole absconds with Poon Doggy. Poon Doggy's companion animal, Hangs Loose, is reputedly passed out dead-drunk on the floor of the bar from which we started. Here we see her returning to Callahan's to divest herself of this monster.

Hugh Heifer and Twat Did You Say? show no fear of the questionable surroundings on the river levee and stroll along as DFL's.

Remember Banana trusting Boner with his credit card? Here Boner signs for Banana and left a HUGE tip. Wait till Banana gets his statement at month's end!!! Goodnight from Trail 622. May the hash go in Peace

Well, no surprise here. Notorious lush Ho To Housewife sucks down the swill like she's dying of thirst. H2H never met a bottle she didn't like!

Fucked-Over Fest sucks on the bottle of homebrew while Dog Breath, Shallow Hole and Thmp-Thmp wait to see if he survives before doing the same.

Just Ciarra and Dung-Fu Grip volunteer to perform the most important task:Ice The Beer!!

Co-hares Finger Nips and Transcuntnanal do not appear to be taking their haring duties very seriously!

Rainbow Butthole delivers the Chalk Talk to Virgin Sam. She listened intently but forgot it immediately after on-out.

Knowing it's going to be a heavy hit, Hareless reaches for her Irish Car Bomb with both hands!