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One day a couple months back, I decided to build a stagecoach. I have no idea why, it was just this sudden urge out of nowhere.

 

I started out with an interior that could comfortably fit four passengers, and then quickly found out why I'd never seen a really good Lego stagecoach -- Lego doesn't make a wagon wheel big enough. I had to scale it down. And scale it down again. And again.

 

Stagecoaches had huge wheels. My stagecoach, here shrunken to the point that it only fits two passengers, and the driver and guy riding shotgun can't sit side by side like they're supposed to, and sacrificing amenities like a door, is still too big for its wheels. Very annoying. Lego Group, while you're resurrecting and rehashing old product lines, bring back the Wild West and give us some properly large wagon wheels!

 

So anyway, I've been staring at this thing for a few months now, wondering whether it's worth it to build the diorama around it that I'd intended -- a little canyon, with some bandits in ambush -- and I've decided no. Screw it.

Parked in a bus zone for 5+ minutes.

 

See accompanying blog post:

www.danielbowen.com/2009/06/08/driving-school-fail/

London, UK

 

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Faile and Bast Deluxx Fluxx Arcade @ Lazerides London 11/02/2010

 

Texture tutorial: How to apply our rolled ink textures to your design for that old-time print shop vibe.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, drum roll please. I’m happy to announce that my rolled ink texture packs are finally available on the Arsenal! Simon from The Shop here, and I’ll be walking you through both texture packs, as well as through a few techniques to make good use of them. On to the texture tutorial!

 

You should read the tutorial on the GoMediaZine.

Port Tino Rossi, Ajaccio, South Corsica

Failed model. MakerBot slicer had trouble with model complexity.

Needs to be viewed large.

 

"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett

a bb case with an Iphone 3g label.

Le gros fail de Google Trad

 

A few months ago I read a post about this ancient monument, I was unaware of its existence.

 

I logged into my Google Maps and recorded it as one of my desired places to visit.

 

Today Thursday 15th November 2018 Scotland basked in a beautiful Autumn sunshine, my favoured shooting conditions, I packed my Nikon and drove the 25 miles to the site.

 

Historic Environment Scotland maintain the monument , thankfully they have done a magnificent job, I truly believe it is important to preserve history for the generations to come.

 

I had a magnificent two hours recording my experience, I never fail to feel overwhelmed by the wealth of history that surrounds Aberdeen and the shire.

 

Thank's to Historic Environment Scotland for their detailed information on this site.

 

Ancient Monument - Kinkell Church - Inverurie Aberdeen Scotland.

 

Kinkell Church, built in the 1200s, is a classic medieval Highland church: simply designed and rectangular in shape. But the liturgical features installed in the 1520s are anything but plain. The stone sacrament house in the north of the church is an especially fine fixture.

 

Kinkell was refitted for Presbyterian worship following the Protestant Reformation of 1560, and declared redundant in 1771. Much of the building was dismantled and building materials recycled for use in a new kirk.

 

KINKELL CHURCH

 

• Kinkell Church, dedicated to St Michael, consist of the remains of a simple rectangular medieval parish church, of which only the N, W and part of the E

wall are upstanding.

 

The church was partly remodelled, perhaps on more than one occasion,

including in the early 16th century, when an elaborately carved Sacrament

House was built into the E end of the N wall.

 

Within the church is the monument of Gilbert de Greenlaw, killed at the battle

of Harlaw in 1411; the stone was re-used for a Forbes burial in 1592

 

CHARACTER OF THE MONUMENT

 

The church appears to have come on record in the early 13th century. Kinkell

was a mother church, or plebanus, and had dependent chapels at Dyce,

Drumblade, Kemnay, Kinnellar, Kintore and Skene.

 

This connection, which

was of long standing, may have arisen if Kinkell’s origins was that of an ecclesiastical foundation, rather like a minster, with an extensive parochia.

 

This would push back its origins considerably.

  

From the 14th century, certain revenues of the church evidently pertained to the Knights Hospitallers, although it is also recorded as an independent parsonage during the 14th century.

  

Any connection with the Hospitallers came to an end in 1420, when the church

and its annexes were erected into a prebend of Aberdeen Cathedral.

 

From a date and a set of initials on the sacrament house, it is apparent that in 1524 Alexander Galloway, rector of Kinkell and canon of Aberdeen Cathedral,

paid for the splendid sacrament house built into the E end of the N wall.

 

He appears to have been paying for further work the following year as a carved stone panel depicting the crucifixion, dated 1525, and with Alexander’s initials (three times), is built into the N wall (only a bronze replica survives; the original

was removed to Aberdeen Museum in 1934 and subsequently lost).

 

The church was abandoned in 1771 when the parish was amalgamated with

Keithhall. It was partially demolished to provide building materials for the new

parish church.

 

Archaeological Overview

 

There have been no recorded archaeological investigations at Kinkell.

 

The archaeological potential of the monument is extremely high and any excavation is very like to come across human remains, and perhaps also earlier church

buildings on the site.

  

Artistic/Architectural Overview

 

The church is fragmentary and devoid of features apart for the sacrament

house, the crucifixion panel and a single jamb of what must have been a large,

traceried E window. The simple oblong plan of the church suggests that the

basic form of the church dates from the early 13th century, with much late

medieval remodelling.

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• The sacrament house is a particularly fine, and unique, example of this type of

medieval church fixture. It was an aumbry, or wall cupboard, designed to

reserve the host in appropriate reverential surroundings.

• The sacrament house at Kinkell shares several features with others found in

the NE, associated with Galloway, but is unique due to its cross shape. The

aumbry is flanked by two buttresses with crocketed finials. Between these is a

panel, which although badly defaced, appears to have been ornamented with a

monstrance supported by two angels (a very common motif found on other

sacrament houses associated with Alexander Galloway). Above this panel is a

corbelled and battlemented cornice, and above this is an oblong panel, which

probably contained a crucifixion scene, but is now empty. Flanking the

pinnacles are two panels, each filled with scrolls, which are of different forms

although the inscriptions on the scrolls were meant to be read as one and

state: ‘Here is preserved that body which was born of a virgin’.

• The crucifixion panel has a representation of St Michael, the archangel (to

whom the church was dedicated) to the right of the crucified, the Virgin on the

left and under her a priest, perhaps representing Galloway himself as donor,

standing beside an altar on which are Galloway’s initials.

• The sacrament house and the Crucifixion panel appear to have been part of a

liturgical revival in the diocese of Aberdeen during the early decade on the 16th

century. Alexander Galloway appear to have been a central figure in the move

to ensure parish churches had the fittings for the proper worship of God, and in

particular devotion to the Blessed Sacrament. He erected several sacrament

houses in churches he was involved in; Kinkell and its dependents at Dyce and

Kintore, and at King College, Aberdeen and may have been influential in the

decision of his colleagues, Alexander Spittal of Auchindoir and Alexander Lyon

of Turiff, to erect those in their respective churches. Galloway also donated a

font to Kinkell, which now is now in St John’s Episcopal Church, Aberdeen.

• The construction of the sacrament house may have been part of a wider

reorganisation of the chancel area of the church, and it is tempting to suggest

that the great E window may have been a part of this re-organisation, although

details of this moulding may be more consistent with a 14th or 15th century

date.

Social Overview

• The church is currently used as a recreational attraction. It receives little other

community use.

Spiritual Overview

• As a parish church in use for some six centuries, the site has the potential to

inform our understanding of medieval Christianity, the aspirations of the

rectors, vicars and ministers who served the church and the congregations

who worshipped in it.

• The burial ground was in use until fairly recently, and may still be in use for

occasional burials. People still visit family graves and memorials.

Aesthetic Overview

• The church and burial ground are located in the haughs of the River Don,

amongst arable farmland which adds to the appreciation of this monument.

 

The church has been pointed with a hard cement mortar that give the walls the impression of crazy paving.

 

The sacrament house, the replica crucifixion panel,

3/3 the window jamb are fine architectural details which are aesthetically very striking, and provide some idea of the glories of this once very fine church.

 

• The graveslab of Gilbert de Greenlaw, killed at the Battle of Harlaw, which would originally have been a ledger slab, is a particularly detailed carving of an armed knight.

 

What are the major gaps in understanding of the property?

 

• Do further historical sources or references survive.

 

• Nothing is known about the archaeology and earlier history of this site.

 

The church is an example, although much ruined, of a church which was remodelled in the 16th century.

 

The sacrament house is a particularly fine example of this type of church

furnishing, and the only example which takes the form of a cross.

 

Sacrament houses are physical manifestation of an important aspect of late medieval

Christianity; the veneration and adoration of the Body of Christ in the form of the consecrated host.

 

The church is closely associated with Canon Alexander Galloway, who encouraged a liturgical revival in the diocese in the early 16th century.

 

The site has high archaeological potential, but as a place of burial over centuries so the scope for research-led invasive excavation is not high.

 

Associated Properties

St Fergus’, Dyce, Auchindoir Church, St Machars Cathedral, Kintore Church,

 

Faile and Bast Deluxx Fluxx Arcade @ Lazerides London 11/02/2010

 

Mill behind Bob's

Priority Fail

 

Delivered on time, every time, throughout the Carolinas.

Read the rest of the story; www.minus78.de/?p=257

 

(German)

Looks like the performance wasn't a complete triumph. Or was it?

 

Matchika Flenesky after her stunning performance of Pommetalia in 2012.

 

Flenesky rose to fame when she was picked to play the character Zurunilda in 1969. Zurunilda is in hospital after an ingrowing toenail operation goes wrong, and is the focus of a story of endeavour, achievement and a battle against the odds.

 

After that performance (glowingly reviewed in Glissade as "lame"), the world was ready for her innovative interpretations. Delighting in the new genre of ballet, her ability to judiciously catch a passing tutu at an inopportune moment or halt just short at the start of a lift certainly caught the eye.

 

Pommetalia, the story of a little apple selling girl who is in love with an orange seller who loves a banana girl, is not an easy part. A difficult assemblé followed by a single chassé would leave her utterly exhausted. Post show requests for interviews were usually met with her stock response, "pas de chat".

 

Flenesky is due to make a comeback in the 2024 revival show, "Hopalong Cassidy - the Dancing Years".

 

Could've gone on failblog, but I can't be bothered.

Faile and Bast Deluxx Fluxx Arcade @ Lazerides London 11/02/2010

 

Faile and Bast Deluxx Fluxx Arcade @ Lazerides London 11/02/2010

 

Faile and Bast Deluxx Fluxx Arcade @ Lazerides London 11/02/2010

 

Faile and Bast Deluxx Fluxx Arcade @ Lazerides London 11/02/2010

 

Bike camping fail.

 

I accidentally routed a brutally steep 2000' climb, didn't pack enough food,

got totally lost on gravel roads, front and rear tire flats at the same time, front brake spring snapped, rear brake rubbing & a hop developd in the wheel, got faulty directions from vantuckians, bonked. Got rescued by b-low and his car. Urgh.

 

This: www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=3486659

 

Ended up being this: www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=3488833

Faile and Bast Deluxx Fluxx Arcade @ Lazerides London 11/02/2010

 

Son learns getting down on his own is not as easy as its cracked up to be.

I found this in a Kohl's while doing some Christmas shopping....and yes, all of them were like this. xD

Trying to make a redscale batch I think the room wasn't dark enough.

Tratando de hacer un rollo redscale creo que mi habitación no estaba lo suficientemente oscura.

Faile and Bast Deluxx Fluxx Arcade @ Lazerides London 11/02/2010

 

07-55 Inverness to Kings Cross.

 

The wiper failed operating in the Pitlochry area during heavy rain.With authorisation I continued forward at a much reduced speed to Perth where the train was terminated. Control sent a Hitachi mobile technician from Edinburgh to hopefully fix the problem.

 

Unfortunately this wasn’t possible. NR Scotland refused a run to Edinburgh at a much reduced speed due to other services being impacted. A rescue loco was arranged from Mossend Yard to top the train through to Craigentinny. Unfortunately by that time I had to leave the train in the hands of the Hitachi technician and return home passenger to Newcastle due to excessive overtime issues.

 

Last I heard from control the train was being hauled by a GBRF class 66. The first such event since the introduction of Azuma’s in 2018. Can anyone confirm the identity of the 66 and know of any photos taken of it please?

 

Control were surprised when Hitachi told them the maximum speed of such a move hauled by a conventional locomotive was a mere 30 mph…. Apparently a class 57 with an auto coupler fitted along with a driver was not available.

Yeah, there's a reason I don't take panning shots. Egad.

 

114 in 2014: Panning (fail)

Or first escape room fail after more than a dozen rooms.

Too many puzzles for 3

 

#508

 

â–º Fail || Particular

Metalpar Petrohue Eco / Mercedes-Benz

 

NB*4990 - Chile

Having a 5-10 split is not good. In fact, it is FAIL. :-P

Don't get the wrong idea. I'm not pregnant. We just took this picture to show how the dress makes me look like I am.

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