Someone has way too much time on their hands if THIS is how they spend their days!

Wicked Retahted and Deep Stroke were punished for not wearing any hash attire

Ho To Housewife has taken Poon Doggy from Hangs Loose and consequently has been dragged along trail by him.

It didn't take long to start blazing our own trail! Here's Snapping Twat and Just Jeff playing Lewis and Clark as they try and dodge the poison oak.

This is about as close to Las Vegas as we'll ever get in Santa Cruz.

Soon to be filled with gyrating people groping each other, the pack utilized this space to socialize and enjoy the highly-efficient air conditioner.

Princess Di(arrhea) takes offense when Finger Nips tells her GM's should not be sleeping-it-off-drunk before trail even starts!!

Well-known lush Hugh Heifer as his Beer Fairy. She spent most of Religion sitting on her pretty little butt on the tailgate of our Beer Hauler

Uh-Oh! Here's a picture from last night, Hogazm!

Hooker On Kronix,Bitch and Cock Throbbin' use the champagne glass Cock Throbbin' bought for dating purposes but ended up only using them with Hooker! Poor Cock Throbbin'.

Apparently, 'white powder' (AKA flour) in the downtown area triggered another anthrax scare. Just kiddin', there was something rude going on up on the Westside apparently.

The moon laughs down at the pack as we trudge trail terrified.

Shiny Snail Trail stopped along trail and knocked on a stranger's door and requested a feminine hygiene product. Later it was revealed she asked only for paper towels. Maybe she's just cheap?

Hashing. Run 498, The Ship Inn to Blaxhall Youth Hostel, Blaxhall, Suffolk.

Oxford Hash House Harriers away weekend, Blaxhall, Suffolk, 2008.

Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker, Dung-Fu Grip and Just Alex try to eat but Hash flash will not leave them alone!

And the hares...Finger Nips and Dung-Fu Grip. They were condemned for not giving us more scenic trail along the beach.

I've seen that smile on Hairy Potter before, I know what's he's looking at!! That's exactly what got him in this family situation in the first place!

Hare dBASED delivered his usual uninformative, as well as lie-filled, Instructions of Trail. As you can see in the background, The Human Pube has fallen asleep!!

Poon Doggy is thinking: How long will it take Butters to realize I've stepped on his leash?

Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip brings Banana Basher, Just Evan, Wicked Retahted and Finger Nips to the altar for skipping trail.

This set of death-tempting stairs that lead on-down from Cliff Drive should be name the Cliff Dive steps!!!

A metal cop,TIMMY,Phyllis Driller,Hugh Heifer,Cumcerto, and Twat Did You Say? form circleup for introduction.

So, what's Banana going to wear?

In the hash version of the tagline for the movie Field of Dreams: If you build an alley, hashers will come!

Just Ciarra smiles when told the pack has settled on a hash moniker for her. Let's see how long that smile stays on her face AFTER she hears her name!

Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker were applauded for having time for Sex on Trail and awarded congratulatory down-downs by Religious Adviser dBASED.

If Cuff My Muff or Dog Breath were married,Hash Flash would be in the money! However, as no one will have them, they're both single. So single in fact that in this picture they look like a single person!!!

Opting for a cooler clime as well as some peace and quiet, Jizziki and Cumfart Zone chose outdoor dining. Less chance they'll be kicked out too!

I'm not sure if this person has a high opinion of their home or whether this is an entrance to an old cemetery

Paki-Sack is content to walk down the steps. I think he's trying to dry out from the earlier water-crossing!

While the sign says Exotic Animals, Shallow Hole peeked in and said she saw NO hashers! Hey, Hole, the sign said Exotic, not Erotic!

New co-GM's Fap Jack and Pink Cherry thank outgoing co-GM's Thmp-Thmp and Princess Di(arrhea) for their two years of semi-organized pandemonium.

Apparently, Bacon Queef flashed on Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds as she passed this sketch!

Where would you find (and WHY would you want) a statue of a small child giving himself a blow job?!?

Yes, even THIS person exhibited more brains than we that hashed Trail 581

Co-hares Ho To Housewife and Just Robin are plied with alcohol by Pink Cherry Licker to reveal Beer Check location. She was unsuccessful in this ploy.

Ho To Housewife was congratulated on her chicken puppet Christmas present, Hugh Heifer was punished for leaving early to go hear some music and all the while Accuprick stands off to the side choking HIS chicken!

TIMMY almost slipped in this puddle of pee left by a frustrated harrier ahead of him

Looking like a Greek Sex Goddess,In 'n Out Furburger arrives at Point A ready to pit her skills against the pack

With the kegs floating, the pack packs and adjourns headed for on-on-on at The One-Double-Oh-Seven Club.

Here are the four that never left Mountain Brewery:Great Barrier Queef,Twat Did You Say?,My Little Bony and Pussy Galore

Here is the concoction from communist Korea TIMMY 'kindly' donated to the hash. And what did Shane think should be done with this potent poison?

Just Andrea brought her dog to the altar with her saying she would not leave him alone with Boner Malfunction or Tiny Whiny Bitch

The Arabian Goggler,Paki-Sack, Twisted Fister and Stub Rub gaze as November sun reflects off the flame-colored hair belonging to Summer's Yeast and Ho To Housewife.

Dog Breath was called up to try out the dog bowl down-down dish and if ONE hare drinks, they ALL drink so Just Robin and Ho To Housewife joined him.

Dr. Kraut, Just Kurt and Foot Loose,Panty Free watch the mailbox floor show

Deposed co-GM's Thmp-thmp and Princess Di(arrhea) take their last down-down as GM's vanish.

Having the pedestrian walkway closed for repairs, the clan is coerced into crossing San Lorenzo River using the closed and condemned train trestle. Deadliest Snatch and Wicked Retahted keep eyes down, miss a step and you're going for a swim!!