This is the point sticking into Monterey Bay Courtesy Flush decided to skirt around rather than climb. He looked like a wet Norwegian wharf rat after swimming around it!

Max Lode makes sure no scrap goes uneaten from the face-feed

Upon reaching the top of the mountain,we were greeted by DeLaveaga golf course's '19th hole'. We were denied admission to the clubhouse though for obvious reasons

Master Chef and Beer Drinker Most Excellent Banana Basher prepares himself for the coming Holocaust

I really want to know how that wanker Reese's Penis Butter Cock was able to insert himself into the bevy of beauties?!?

Atop a sign at Rabbit Hash, Kentucky.

Pee Skool attempts to explain to TIMMY!! and Pink Cherry Licker why she is not appropriately attired for our annual Krampus hash.

The picnic table became dog heaven after the face-feed in their search for scraps

Hugh reaches for (another) drink while the cold forces dBASED to consider leaving his current position

Huncote Hash Dec 2013

Hugh's award went 'under the knife' and came out looking fine while the cold forces dBASED to make a strategic retreat

Huncote Hash Dec 2013

And the hares...Ho To Housewife and Cock Throbbin'. While few of the hounds found trail funny, the hare-pair was amused with the comments we had about their trail.

DuuHHH threads the needle between briars to the left and p.o. to her right

A British check. Besides not having flour to mark True Trail, it more closely resembles a cross than a check. Hang the hares from it I say

Tonya Hardon was appointed Beer Fairy for this edition of the Surf City H3 Religion

Reinforcing our belief she has no life, old kennel mate Deep Stroke came all the way down from San Francisco to find hashers who can put up with her. Still keeping his distance from his wife, Banana Basher walks with her.

Bacon Queef and Tits and Game try to navigate a field without twisting an ankle in a gopher hole. Good luck with that one!

Jackoff's pickup lines are laughed off by a (very) experienced Hugh Heifer

Uh-oh! Looks like a trip to Cougar Town for Dung-Fu Grip! Goodnight from Trail 724. May the Hash go in Peace.

Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip awards Silicon Valley H3's Elvis and Surf City H3's Twat Did You Say? down-downs for having no Hallowe'en 'spirit' and not donning a costume.

Co-hare dBASED and New Kids On My Cock deliver Instructions of Trail. New Kids gives thumbs-up when asked if trail was good. This was proven to be a He flagrant lie!

Hooker On Kronix,Bitch and Ho To Housewife try to fend off unwelcome advances from these two harrjers.

USO Oh Oh tries to be gentle as she tells Transcuntnanal to Fuck Off!!

While the oatmeal insured the rain would not obliterate trail,it did NOTHING to make it more visible on light-colored pavement

Got Wood? like the spot between Shallow Hole and Choka-cola

Sal listens as acting RA Jackoff tells him how Religion works while Rod Lover looks to see if Sal cries or Jackoff laughs

A full moon shimmered above the wharf and Monterey Bay as the pack plodded along West Cliff Drive.

Pixie leads a group of harriettes into the abyss of a dBASED trail. Payback for her trail of two years ago???

Hares dBASED and Hugh Heifer imparts Lies of Trail. H3SoB's Slow wastes no time listening

Lacy Bitch and Deep Chocolate rejoice avoiding being nominated for the Watermelon Head Award

Hugh Heifer and Occasional Rapist were honored for shaking their booty so efficiently at NorthSouth Intercourse last weekend.

Here's our 'wolf'. This is Poondoggy. Make all the jokes you want to about his name but I'm warning ya, Don't piss him off!!

Snapping Twat extends her arms like a bird hoping it will slow her descent down the hill. This ploy yielded only minimal assistance.

H3SoB Sant-O-Barbara's Max Lode and LAH3's Flipper bask in the sun appearing surprised we even have any up north

Is Tits and Game actually reading the label on the container at Liquor Check?!? Most likely thing she'll see is the skull and crossbones!!

Broke Bench Mountain was convicted of falling asleep in circle. Or should that read 'passing-out'?

hash tobacco.

TIMMY regales Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker and Butt Balls with horror stories from his to years as Surf City H3 GM.

Here's a smiling Reverse Cowgirlz. I've seen this serene look on her before and it usually signifies post-coital afterglow. Looks like (present) boyfriend Hairy Fuck 2.5 has lived up to his name again!

Jackoff On The Pot's good side

Just Mirit, anorexic thing she is, had no problem making it through the gap in the gate.

Here's Dung-Fu Grip testing the cold waters of Monterey Bay. Probably reminds him of his native Michigan!

DuuHHH and CSI opt not to sit down saying they feel they won't have the energy to get back up

DuuHHH and CSI(Cum Scene Investigator) negotiate the first of many serious on-downs

Having fallen behind, Flipper leads a pack of one along trail

Well, here's your Hash Flash all alone on the Eagle trail as it vanishes into the dark wood. Something tells me I'll regret my decision to take such.

Poon Doggy drags Ho To Housewife along trail. Bacon Queef stays with her in case she needs an 'anchor' to slow her down.

These visitors may well rue the day they decided attending Wharf to Barf sounded like a good idea!

Thmp-Thmp, Princess Di(arrhea) and Hogazm were honored for their design for this year's Wharf to Barf shirt