Deadliest Snatch and Bacon Queef were chided for yelling Penis! in a church parking lot as Thmp-Thmp relieved himself behind a nearby hedge.

Surf City H3 at a Mexican restaurant, wearing lederhosen and listening to a jazz trio. Contradictive? Nah. Welcome to Santa Cruz!!

If a real Irishman ever comes in Rosie McCann's Pub and sees Bud signs displayed near Guinness and Harp logos, I guarantee you there will be a fire of 'suspicious origin' the following night!!!

Slow and Just Laura take a break and pretend as if they really care about each other

One of the hash's four-legged hounds, Porter, was allowed inside the Over the Hill Gang Saloon.

New Kids On My Cock struts away as Six Of Nine kicks the check.

Deciding to divest himself of the flour he did NOT use to mark trail,TIMMY dropped this ditty just prior to second Beer Check

This would appear to be the beginnings of Sex on Trail. Does Summer's Yeast know or even care who has begun to fondle her?!? dBASED stays close in case he needs to 'lend a hand'!

On the left side, take note of the strange addition to the fake glasses Tits and Game and Just Paul are wearing! That should get them some strange looks along trail today!

Rare quest appearance by Jackoff On The Pot

Co-RA's Butt Balls and Accuprick surround co-hares dBASED and Drill Me to prevent their escape as they are informed they're evil people for laying such a trail.

Hare-trio Cock Throbbin',Ho To Housewife and Dung-Fu Grip gave such a short version of Instructions of Trail,this is all many of us saw of them!

Here's Finger Nips. She did a header into the stream tonight and was pulled out by Mortal Enema and her cell was fished out by Fap Jack.

Occasional Rapist and Escrowtum trust Nipple Butt can sniff out the flour. Sadly,Nipple Butt had other scents on his mind

Notice how this picture differs from the previous one? Clitty is much closer and his smile has turned into a lustful leer

New Kids On My Cock signals his disapproval of trail thus far. I doubt his opinion will alter the longer it gets either!

Bacon Queef checks out Just Jo's panties. I would have volunteered for that job had I been asked.

Twat Did You Say?, elegantly attired after an end-of-school-year meeting, was appointed Beer Fairy by Religious Adviser Accuprick.

Being from Ben Lomond,the cowboy hat was requisite for Hugh while dBASED grimaces from the ice

Jackoff was awarded the Cal-Trans Vestite hashit this week

Here's Mortal Enema and Occasional Rapist. I see the Rapist has taken a small sample of the whisky to 'tie her over' till she stumbles into Beer Check. Good harriette!

And the hare...TIMMY!!! This trail was more of a pain in the ass that rectal cancer.

Many harriettes showed a 'deep' interest in the JUMBO Cock Pops!

Tits and Game's dog wonders why humans put things on their feet before running?

Only in Felton would people keep their pumpkins in bondage. I bet their jack-o-lanterns look like Scarface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre too

I'm surprised Ho To Housewife has absconded with these chickens to add to her flock yet.

TIMMY!! and Just Jane mill around awaiting the on-on while Pink Cherry Licker looks over the cliff edge hoping dBASED will not make the pack leap like lemmings!

Rainbow Butthole celebrated her 69th hash with us.

Acting Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip (yes, the wader from Beer Check) chose Princess Di(arrhea) as his Beer Fairy

Here's another of our goddess-harriettes, Deep Stroke, being attended to by two of her slaves, Shallow Hole and Cum Pumper.

New Kids On My Cock was selected as the evening's Beer Fairy.

The RA awarded New Kids On My Cock a down-down for being the only hound to shed blood on this trail.

Plastic Pussy!! He didn't grimace too much but I doubt he'll be writing Mom about it either

Here we see CumFart Zone reading a porno book she found on trail. All of a sudden she stopped. Crap!, she yelled, this is my diary!!

Prelube began with Seasons Greetings from Jackoff On The Pot

Here's Just Anne. She's smiling because she doesn't remember it's her fifth hash hence her naming ceremony will transpire during Religion

This place has been called The Corner Pocket, The Pocket, Carl's Corner Pocket and P. All, I would assume, in an effort to stay one step ahead of their creditors

The corner of Parrish House was Hasher Heaven. Everyone was watching Banana and Jackoff to see what they did next

Is there, just out of curiosity, a point in time when a bicyclist need NOT control their speed?!?

Hangs Loose received a congratulatory down-down as he is celebrating Poon Doggy's eighth birthday.

Any harrier would smile as is Dog Breath if they were surrounded by Twat Did you Say?, Deadliest Snatch and Princess Di(arrhea)!

Cumcerto converses with the rock n' roll husband and wife team of Waxi-Pad and Shallow Hole. What a colorful trio these three made!

The first check half a block away turned into a party scene. How could any law enforcement officer NOT know what's in these ubiquitous red cups?!?

Occasional Rapist, Twat Did You Say?, Pink Cherry Licker and Hugh Heifer secured some of the only seats available. Nice tongue, Occasional Rapist!

Virgin "That bald guy" is welcomed

Cumz Out My Nose, Occasional Rapist and Wicked Retahted smile away. This is, apparently, NOT their first beer of the evening.

I was unaware there was a pumpkin patch around here. It's a somewhat out-of-the-way location too. I hope this person is not expecting to reel in a lot of business in this location. The homeless will probably rob him blind as well.

Pink Cherry Licker has just returned from a hash-saving beer run to the nearest 7-11. Hugh was unable to fill the trough before today's hash.

Wet T-Shirt Contest?!? Now we know why Men's Trail Cycle has not been hashing lately!

THIS was the drawback to Beer Check location, rogue and 'sneaker' waves. Hash Flash received an impromptu shower right here!