Bestiality was a fitting end to this trail! Goodnight from Hash 519,May the Hash go in Peace

Co-hare Ho to Housewife and Cum You Will Not divulged nothing informative about trail. In hindsight, there WAS nothing good about their trail anyway.

dBASED smiles seeing Cum You Will Not's hand signal. He knows, though, it is NOT meant for him!!

Hash Run for Cinco de Mayo

Every time CumFart Zone open her mouth this way, she attracts harriers! This time it's Hangs Loose and Jizziki.

Cumfart Zone was awarded the Watermelon Head Award and Dog Breath was first-runnerup. Neither position had a cash award!

Religious Adviser Accuprick, showing his fondness for hot harriettes, picked the ever-lovely Cock Throbbin' for his Beer Fairy.

Beer Fairy Vaginal Repair Kit spilled a down-down and was made to mop it up with his shirt which grossed him out so much he tossed it onto Poon Doggy's back.

Boner Malfunction refuses to be alcohol-less for this leg of trail and has filled his water bottle with some of the cheap-ass wine provided for us at this alcohol stop.

Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker and Groucho Cocks were chided for returning to the bar immediately after introduction circleup was completed.

Hairy Potter has finally caught up with wife Choka-cola. Her smile indicates she's gotten him to promise to perform her favorite act tonight to tell him she will not leave him on rail again

Look! It's Johnnie Cockring chatting up another non-runner, Mrs. Groper

Shallow Hole and New Kids On My Cock finish their accoutrements before on-out.

Jackoff On The Pot was appointed Beer Fairy. It's the only way to keep him from drinking too much

And here's the worst-of-the-worst: Deep Stroke, Dung-Fu Grip and Twisted Fister. Bad humans all!! Goodnight from Trail 708. May the Hash go in Peace

Here's dBASED volunteering to break the hymen on the tequila bottle. I think actually he was just trying to avoid any 'backwash' from those after him!

Hash Run for Cinco de Mayo

First check proved perplexing but allowed New Kids On My Cock time to tie his shoes. Tied shoe laces have always proven beneficial on trail!

Felcher does not trust Jackoff near his (current) wife so he (wisely) moves in to separate them

Just Foot Pussy eagerly volunteered to be Beer Fairy. Anything that puts him close to the beer...

Thmp-Thmp, Ho To Housewife, Shallow Hole, Cock Throbbin' and TIMMY partake at Beer Check and keep a respectable distance from an angry Monterey Bay. I guaran-damn-tee ya some half-mind will get closer soon though.

Vince has finally managed to situate himself with harriettes Foot Loose and Panty Free,Snatch.cum and Mass Storage Device

The ever-lovely Cock Throbbin' was selected as the evening's Beer Fairy.

Rightly done hash browns too, with onions and melted cheese.

Pack dismissed and the rave begins! Good night from Trail 1199. May the Hash go in Peace.

Dog Breath was congratulated for the (mostly) successful completion of his 200th hash with Surf City

CumFart Zone, Hangs Loose and Vaginal Repair Kit were honored for bumming beers off the people working out at Cross Fit Training as they passed by on trail!

Auto-hashers My Little Bony,Jackoff On The Pot, R-U-Crammed In? behind the wheel

Can you believe Can'd H3's GM Mr. Wiggly and Surf City H3's Hash Cash Puff the Magic Drag Queen were actually in the American Armed Forces?!?

A few seconds later, Cock Throbbin' tossed Twisted Fister away as adamantly as she did the remnants of this down-down!

Here's our celebratory cake for this year's Wharf to Barf bearing in mind the historic drought California is suffering through.

Wicker Retahted and Bareback Unicrack were punished as non-runners. Unicrack thought Derby Girl boot camp was more important than hashing!

Here's Dog Breath trying to clear himself of charges he physically abused Cum Pumper causing the injury we saw at Beer Check. His defense sounded like the old joke, 'I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence, officer!'

Finally given some time off from their firefighting duties, Wines Like A Bitch and Rainbow Butthole try to decide which beer to begin with.

Ho To Housewife announces she has a cock to give away for free if you promise not to eat it. After remembering to whom she was speaking she clarified by saying, I'm talking about a ROOSTER, you half-minds!!

These are hash browns, served in a fancy way, shredded potatoes are actually hash browns. In this breakfast I ordered, it was extra loaded with cheese, tomotoes, green onions, with a side of salsa and sour cream. This was a great and VERY filling breakfast.

Princess Di(arrhea), Ralph Crammed-In, New Kids On My cock and TIMMY (wisely) wait for the light to change at a busy intersection. Most people using this road have just left the same bar we were in!

dBASED was made a laughing stock for completing, more or less, his 550th hash with Surf City and was treated to a rousing chorus of Get A Life!!

Speaking of backsliders, here we see Monthly Friend, New Kids On My Cock and Slonad receiving the punitive down-down they all so richly deserve.

Hash in Amsterdam.

Taken from michael tyler -geoblog.

Banana Slut eyes this 'bridge' as she would a pit bull that has wandered into her yard.

The S.S. Palo Alto, AKA The Cement Ship, looks like a modern-day Flying Dutchman under this shroud of fog.

Penis,Penis,Penis and Bloody Wanker plan their next stream crossing. Notice how dark it's getting down in this friggin' canyon we're trapped in?

Hash browns made in my deep fryer. Turned out a little too crispy, but were still delicious.

Floater,Flipper,O Shit!, Ralph,Slow and Ho Chi Minge Clitty move on-out through Wagner Grove. Little do they know...

Because Pixie promised to keep his front side warm while his rear chilled

Dr. Nappy-Headed 'Ho and Johnnie Cockring discuss legal maneuvers in her on-going troubles with law enforcement

Dung-Fu Grip and Twat Did You Say?, let their inner child run rampant. Quite the swingers. aren't they?!?

A bevy of beauties: Shallow Hole, Cock Throbbin', Electric Labia Land and Project Cumway.