Here's Just Lori, one whom, apparently, cares not for theme hashes. However, the RA will drag her to the altar tonight for her lack of spirit crime.

Virgin Maria, Shallow Hole and Dung-Fu Grip come into Dirty Dolmas' backyard for Religion still carrying beers from Beer Check!

I don't know what the top sign originally said but for a dBASED trail it should show the skull and crossbones!

Broke Bench Mountain and Porter saunter on-down from Beach Hill, Broke Bench proudly displaying the face he has 'beer for brains'!

The outdoor area at Severino's has been appropriated by the hash. Mortals moved inside for safety's sake.

Here's Point A for this week's folly, suda. This place has been many incarnations and is owned by the same folks that own Harbor Cafe.

Accuprick checks his personal finances to see if a second trip to the ATM will be required to get him through another of his infamous drinking binges! (It was!)

Religious Adviser Accuprick tries to herd Hogazm and Dickens Chicken into some semblance of a circle with little success I fear

The Boardwalk is busy on this July Sunday and it's high tide and Monterey Bay has backed up the San Lorenzo River putting much of the main beach underwater. Best thing to do now is just stay in the bar.

Religious Adviser Accuprick polls the pack for their opinion of trail. Needless to say, the hare-pair did not receive many compliments!!

When we arrived at this marking on the hill leading up to Ocean View Park,the security guard was staring at it scratching his head. We just smiled and kept running!

Schlong Division locks onto a hottie that has drifted into his line of sight

Mommy's Little Cock Whore was honored with a down-down for successfully carrying the hashit on trail

Reject Apathy? Surf City H3's collective response: Come the the Hash!!

Most hashers are half-minds, but if you have a real brain, THIS would be the best kind to have.

Co-hare Dung-Fu Grip tells Pink Cherry Licker about trail. Achy Breaky snatch and Occasional knows the bastards lying so they do not listen

Mr. Wiggly, Just Randy, Dung-Fu Grip, Occasional Rapist and Fucked-Over Fest were punished for their continual refusal to don a whistle for the hash.

The first check proved more of a social event than a hash affair

Pearl Necklace spouted out a litany of Do's and Don't's to succeed in a marriage.

Dog Breath and Dung-Fu Grip were awarded down-downs for another of their swimming expeditions.

So excited by Liquor Check, Shiny Snail Trail turns away from the pack for a few minutes of 'personal pleasure'!

Back at Pono for on-on-on, it was a feeding-frenzy for a famished flock.

Dog Breath trots on-up to the Boardwalk happy to put Beach Flats in his rear view mirror. We received more than a few hard stares from residents.

This appears to be the typical Beer Check socializing...with the obvious exception of Dung-Fu Grip! More from this half-mind later.

Apple Bobber, poor devil, remained at the altar for a third consecutive down-down. It seems that along trail he took off following a REAL runner thinking they were a hasher!

Circelup for Introductions: dBASED, Steamy Baanorrhea, Jizziki, TIMMY, Dung-Fu Grip, Wicked Retahted.

Achy- Breaky Snatch has drawn the duty of watching Poon Doggy this week. Virgin Laura stays with them figuring it's safer for her to do so!

Virgins Kevin and Sasha at the altar for welcoming down-downs. Here we see Sasha taking the joke option of Joke, Song or Body Part.

Point A this week is Santa Cruz Mountain Brewery. It's survived a decade and is doing better than ever.

Just Heather's rather bizarre pants will garner her attention from the RA during Religion.

Religious Adviser Accuprick called the hare-pair of Slonad and Schlong Division to task for laying such a long trail on such a cold night

Our two non-running harriers, Hairy Fuck 2.5 and Cum Lord, were the first to be punished by the RA

Tiny Whiny Bitch has finally retrieved our On-on Foot altar for Religion

And the hare...Phyllis Driller. She was universally condemned for using green and yellow chalk in the dark and almost NO flour!

Last Call Norm and Pearl Necklace are chided for arriving too late to hash the trail

Outgoing co-GM's Princess Di(arrhea) and Thmp-Thmp were awarded the last down-downs before Religion was adjourned and the pack dismissed to return to the Palomar for a face-feed.

Is it really necessary to tell people there's a really big hole in the ground just in front of them?!? I mean really now! Evan a half-minded hasher could see that.

This is Just Kassie. She is such a sad specimen she drives up from Monterey to join us on a weekly basis.

Mount Herman Road is busy enough that even the stupidest among us wisely waited for the pedestrian signal to light up. Note the classy shamrock check in the foreground. These hares had too much lead time!

A brightly-attired Cumcerto looks as if she watching for cops! It's too early for that, Cumcerto!

The Human Pube(rubbing his own in this picture), TIMMY, Princess Di(arrhea) and Deep Stroke have reached the I'm-ready-to-walk stage.

While Pink Cherry Licker downs her down-down, note Beer Fairy Second Cummng swilling away as well!!

Here is Shallow Hole greeting the rep from WomenCare. As always, Red Dress is a benefit for them. See, Surf City isn't ALL bad!!

Uh-oh. Hogazm has the camera again, welcome to the most recent meeting of the Hogazm Admiration Society. Here she shares the bill with Ska Skank Redemption

Most Santa Cruz golfers will remember this man.

On-on-on was back at Louie's Cajun Kitchen and Bourbon Bar where the waitstaff again wisely crammed the clan in a corner. Goodnight from Trail 685. May the Hash go in Peace.

Last Call Norm and Pearl Necklace's driveway has been turned into a party palace for our purposes today.

The fist thing Shady Curtains did as Beer Fairy was to drink a beer. This does not bode well for his tenure! Next? View on.

Many of his kennel mates have dreamed of crucifying Dung-Fu Grip many times during his tenure here!! Someone hand be the nail bag.