TIMMY was thanked for his soon-to-be-over two-year tenure as GM but kindly told not to bother running for a third term!

Thmp-Thmp tries to sweet-talk Just Karee into signing up for our three-day hashing event, Wharf to Barf. He was unsuccessful, Karee must be smarter than she looks.

Here we see Just Emily, Broke Bench Mountain and Twisted Fister at Liquor Check, or the 'N7' check as our hare-pair labeled it. (See previous picture)

Summer's Yeast, still sporting a drink, has attracted a thirsty new friend in Deadliest Snatch. Theirs will be a passionate 'wet' relationship I'm certain.

Poon Doggy's bulk makes him a very effective road block!

Here is the aforementioned pumpkin 'farm'. I see no vines in attendance, I can't help but believe these pumpkins were grown elsewhere and trucked to their current location. This must be for lazy bastards that will not drive up the coast to the REAL pumpkin patches

A number of people seemed to vanish when the bill hit the table!!

Virgin Bugsy, another of Accuprick's gangster associates and he also has the same funny accent as Accu

Can'd H3's Sealed Hatch shows body language consistent with displeasure. I'm certain this hasher has just made her a rude proposition!

The FRB's shiver waiting on the rest of the pack to arrive for Religion. Dirty Latecummer spends the time checking the latest porn download on his phone.

Hangs Loose attempts to justify his incessant yelling, On-on! to accuser Broke Bench Mountain while on a narrow, one-lane road with a 6 foot fence on one side and a steep mountain on the other. Where-the-hell else COULD trail have gone?!?

It appears Nipple Butt has actually decided to wait on his Rapist friend. That, and a little breather, sounds like a good idea to him.

Religious Adviser Accuprick punishes Hairy Potter and Pedofiddler for their back-sliding ways.

Princess Di(arrhea) displays minor disapproval with trail.

Virgin Schuyler listens as RA TIMMY details Joke,Song or Body Part options. Sorry, harriettes. Schuyler spit up a lousy joke.

This is Monthly Friend. Here we see here indicating to (current) consort The Human Pube it's time he refilled her glass!

Here's Just Lori, one whom, apparently, cares not for theme hashes. However, the RA will drag her to the altar tonight for her lack of spirit crime.

I don't know what the top sign originally said but for a dBASED trail it should show the skull and crossbones!

Broke Bench Mountain and Porter saunter on-down from Beach Hill, Broke Bench proudly displaying the face he has 'beer for brains'!

The outdoor area at Severino's has been appropriated by the hash. Mortals moved inside for safety's sake.

Here's Point A for this week's folly, suda. This place has been many incarnations and is owned by the same folks that own Harbor Cafe.

Religious Adviser Accuprick tries to herd Hogazm and Dickens Chicken into some semblance of a circle with little success I fear

Genital Tongs expresses her joy at the great weather and also that she did NOT get saddled with being dragged along trail by Butters. That task fell to Hangs Loose.

Religious Adviser Accuprick polls the pack for their opinion of trail. Needless to say, the hare-pair did not receive many compliments!!

When we arrived at this marking on the hill leading up to Ocean View Park,the security guard was staring at it scratching his head. We just smiled and kept running!

Our visit to McDonald's more than lived up to their advertising slogan: I'm loving it! Why? View on...

Schlong Division locks onto a hottie that has drifted into his line of sight

Mommy's Little Cock Whore was honored with a down-down for successfully carrying the hashit on trail

Most hashers are half-minds, but if you have a real brain, THIS would be the best kind to have.

Co-hare Dung-Fu Grip tells Pink Cherry Licker about trail. Achy Breaky snatch and Occasional knows the bastards lying so they do not listen

Mr. Wiggly, Just Randy, Dung-Fu Grip, Occasional Rapist and Fucked-Over Fest were punished for their continual refusal to don a whistle for the hash.

Co-hare Stub Rub acts as if he's tired. Co-hare Summer's Yeast must have actually made him do all of trail this year!

And the hares...Princess Di(arrhea) and Thmp-Thmp. Now let's get the hell out of this dark, private property woods before the wolves find us.

Dog Breath and Dung-Fu Grip were awarded down-downs for another of their swimming expeditions.

Hugh Heifer had a difficult time deciding between and cookies and the fresh raspberries. She ended up devouring both!

So excited by Liquor Check, Shiny Snail Trail turns away from the pack for a few minutes of 'personal pleasure'!

This appears to be the typical Beer Check socializing...with the obvious exception of Dung-Fu Grip! More from this half-mind later.

Apple Bobber, poor devil, remained at the altar for a third consecutive down-down. It seems that along trail he took off following a REAL runner thinking they were a hasher!

Circelup for Introductions: dBASED, Steamy Baanorrhea, Jizziki, TIMMY, Dung-Fu Grip, Wicked Retahted.

Virgins Kevin and Sasha at the altar for welcoming down-downs. Here we see Sasha taking the joke option of Joke, Song or Body Part.

Just Heather's rather bizarre pants will garner her attention from the RA during Religion.

Here's Hugh Heifer and The Human Pube drunkenly running across California Highway 1 like the half-minds they truly are.

Our two non-running harriers, Hairy Fuck 2.5 and Cum Lord, were the first to be punished by the RA

Co-hares Dung-Fu Grip and Ho To Housewife was recognized as the only two hashers that did all of this trail!

And the hare...Phyllis Driller. She was universally condemned for using green and yellow chalk in the dark and almost NO flour!

Last Call Norm and Pearl Necklace are chided for arriving too late to hash the trail

Is it really necessary to tell people there's a really big hole in the ground just in front of them?!? I mean really now! Evan a half-minded hasher could see that.

This is Just Kassie. She is such a sad specimen she drives up from Monterey to join us on a weekly basis.