Squat and Swallow was awarded a visitor's down-down. Why not Sleeping With the Enema you may wonder? Because she flashed, that's why!

Flaccid had a rather adverse reaction to the cheap-crap beer used by CSI for down-down beer

Cumz Out My Nose was congratulated on completing her 269th hash with us.

The sprinklers are on a timer and...

Transcuntnanal is congratulated on (finally) completing his 25th hash with us.

Welcome to the hash...Bacon Queef.

Hashers watched in rapt pleasure reliving some of the more hilarious and/or tragic trails of the past year.

No alcohol allowed in Siltanen Park? Well, sure there is....after the rangers have gone home!

Shallow Hole was mocked for forgetting to put her contacts in, driving over the Santa Cruz Mountains to work and THEN wondering why everything was so fuzzy! She wore TWO old pair of reading glasses all day.

Note the thoughtful nuances of the table set for us at Beer Check: a shovel for the pumpkin bread and the jack o' lantern sporting an on-on foot for it's face. Nice touches.

Dog Breath prepares to surrender CAN'd H3's hashit he took last week while attending their AGM.

Note to myself: Try and determine how Wicked Retahted was able to place himself amongst three attractive harriettes: Second Cumming, Hugh Heifer and Virgin Jessalynn

Nothing says Hashdom like a well-stocked bar!

Fap Jack 'salutes' the hares as he leads the DFL's into Beer Check.

And the hares...Diddler On The Roofie, Fucked-Over Fest and Twisted Fister.

Needless to say, the hares were universally condemned for subjecting us to Hobo Hotel. Goodnight from Trail 759. May the Hash go in Peace.

The RA punished the Virgins, Kathy and Paul, for not wearing green to the Green Dress Run.

Here's Phyllis Driller, on her first haring, receiving some last minute instructions from Thmp-Thmp. I wish this had been done LONG before tonight.

Here's the pack monopolizing the outdoor dining area. As you can see, the pack turned it into an outdoor DRINKING area for the evening!

Religious Adviser Accuprick chooses Second Cumming for his Beer Fairy this evening. I wonder why it's always harriettes he chooses?!?

This is the only mark Virgin Sierra remembered from dBASED's dreary Chalk Talk. She was heard to yell: Beer Near!

Occasional Rapist exhibits the joy of being a quasi-FRB.

Dirty Dolmas came as a dirty witch. I wonder if she already had that hat?!?

Virgin Rhonda stares quizzically at trail markings while Pink Cherry Licker and Dung-Fu Grip try to provide explanation.

Pink Cherry Licker is very nonchalant in her on-out method these days

Thmp-Thmp tries to sweet-talk Just Karee into signing up for our three-day hashing event, Wharf to Barf. He was unsuccessful, Karee must be smarter than she looks.

Here we see Just Emily, Broke Bench Mountain and Twisted Fister at Liquor Check, or the 'N7' check as our hare-pair labeled it. (See previous picture)

So far, there's no one but Surf City hashers present, where are our locals?!?

Poon Doggy's bulk makes him a very effective road block!

The huge moon takes a break on her climb across the sky to rest on this tree top for a few minutes.

Here is the aforementioned pumpkin 'farm'. I see no vines in attendance, I can't help but believe these pumpkins were grown elsewhere and trucked to their current location. This must be for lazy bastards that will not drive up the coast to the REAL pumpkin patches

A number of people seemed to vanish when the bill hit the table!!

Virgin Bugsy, another of Accuprick's gangster associates and he also has the same funny accent as Accu

Can'd H3's Sealed Hatch shows body language consistent with displeasure. I'm certain this hasher has just made her a rude proposition!

Hangs Loose attempts to justify his incessant yelling, On-on! to accuser Broke Bench Mountain while on a narrow, one-lane road with a 6 foot fence on one side and a steep mountain on the other. Where-the-hell else COULD trail have gone?!?

It appears Nipple Butt has actually decided to wait on his Rapist friend. That, and a little breather, sounds like a good idea to him.

The departure of the hares was met with a stunning lack of interest, deafening silence and a return to drinking.

Religious Adviser Accuprick punishes Hairy Potter and Pedofiddler for their back-sliding ways.

Princess Di(arrhea) displays minor disapproval with trail.

Virgin Schuyler listens as RA TIMMY details Joke,Song or Body Part options. Sorry, harriettes. Schuyler spit up a lousy joke.

This is Monthly Friend. Here we see here indicating to (current) consort The Human Pube it's time he refilled her glass!

The brew house is spotless, always something we like to see in our breweries.

Here's Just Lori, one whom, apparently, cares not for theme hashes. However, the RA will drag her to the altar tonight for her lack of spirit crime.

I don't know what the top sign originally said but for a dBASED trail it should show the skull and crossbones!

Broke Bench Mountain and Porter saunter on-down from Beach Hill, Broke Bench proudly displaying the face he has 'beer for brains'!

The outdoor area at Severino's has been appropriated by the hash. Mortals moved inside for safety's sake.

Here's Point A for this week's folly, suda. This place has been many incarnations and is owned by the same folks that own Harbor Cafe.