The largest table,not to mention being the closest to the beer, was commandeered for evil purposes

Beer Check at one of UC's off-campus buildings. I have no idea what these storage containers are for but Dung-Fu Grip thinks they're a great place to sit and drink. Remember the children's nursery rhyme that started Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great....

Hugh Heifer leads Pink Cherry Licker and Broke Bench Mountain across the Bridge of Sighs into University Terrace Greenbelt. It's a very sanitary name for what is really the main sewer line leading down from UCSC!

Charlie appears over-joyed to have escaped CSI's clutches and wishes Hugh Good Luck!

What happened to the rest of Religion? Why are we back at the Jury Room? The security guard at the office complex called the coppers on us, that's why! Goodnight from Trail 783. May the Hash go in Peace.

Great poster, at least for those few hashers that can actually read.

Cold or not, it's New Year's Day, time to hit the beach. The ranger was in the toll booth at the entrance to this state beach too!

After the hares' departure, the pack returned to the serious business of drinkin'!

Here's Cuff My Muff and Occasional Rapist receiving the award for Stupidest Act on Trail. As hares, they threw rocks at a skunk so it was REALLY pissed-off when the FRB's came by!!

Socializing (and drinkin') returned to it's usual dull roar once the hare-trio outed.

Christmas lights still up in February?!? Welcome to Santa Cruz!!

This is how the back room at the Red Room, this week's starting point, looks when illuminated by a camera flash.

Just outside the door, Liquor Check number two was encountered. This hare-pair is living dangerously!

Co-hares Twisted Fister and Shallow Hole laughed away all the complaints about their crappy trail.

Virgins Stephanie and Nate listen as Thmp-Thmp delivers the proverbial Chalk Talk, none of which did they retain long enough to use on trail.

What many of his kennel mates have always wanted to do: 'moon' Puff the Magic Drag Queen!

Poon Doggy has decided to reverse course along trail and for a while Shallow Hole had no alternative other than to go along for the ride!

Apple Bobber expresses dismay as the time to solve a check grows excessive. A typical Shallow Hole check is colloquially known as 'Dysfunction Junction' around Surf City H3.

Hare-pair Shallow Hole and Hugh Heifer dance and prance as the pack is queried about their opinion of trail. Most responses were less-than-flattering, shall we call them!!

Here are the last ones to run out of money or room for more beer! Goodnight from Trail 661. May the Hash go in Peace

Ah, yes, the usual trouble-makers here at the One-Double-Oh-Seven for on-on-on: Banana Basher, TIMMY and a hatted-Last Call Norm. (When is she NOT here?!?)

On-on-on was next door to Steel Bonnet Brewery at Hop Head for food and ale with musical accompaniment provided by this duo.

Here's our birthday girl, Princess Di(arrhea). She's somewhere around 29 she said.

Here's Chewy when we first arrived back at the start.

Down-downs were awarded to this lack-luster hare-pair

Religious Adviser Accuprick was punished for missing Beer Check.

The Band begins their setup procedure. Where's a damn roadie when ya need one?!?

Slonad and Steamy Baanorrhea are overjoyed to be down from the muddy hills and back of pavement.

Pussy Galore hopes Janis can sniff out Beer Check for her. Corinne too seems bent on actually running trail. Too bad

A scenic if not World Class course is DeLaveaga. Sadly, hashers have discovered it and consequently defiled it's natural beauty.

Uh-oh! Hash Flash catches Dog Breath leaving the LADIES restroom!!! Goodnight from Halloween Hash 2010. May the Hash go in Peace

Hugh Heifer played Rainbow Reindeer for our Christmas Hash.

Into the Felton Covered Bridge to scare the tourists

The view from the top of Cliff Street is always a beautiful one

Hugh Heifer, Dung-Fu Grip and Wicked Retahted were punished for being DFL to Religion. Wonder what THEY were up to during on-in?!?

Hugh Heifer and Monthly Friend watch as The Human Pube dons his backpack. This man must be deathly afraid he's going to get lost on trail tonight!!

Can anyone under 30 tell Puff what this device is and what it was used for in the last millennium?

Circleup contained the usual poor examples of humankind: Max Lode, dBASED, Occasional Rapist,Shallow Hole, Slow, Just Laura and Just Kurt. Rather a sad looking lot, aren't they?

One corner of the bar area was confiscated by the hash for it's own evil purposes

Religious Adviser Accuprick welcomes visitors LCD Pound System and Just Zak. Surf City is actually LCD Pound System's Mother Hash though she now calls PorME H3, Portland, Maine, her home hash.

Here's an old kennel mate, Portholeo. She now resides in Texas so she thinks a cowboy hat will look like a costume to those of us from California. Still has a lot to learn about life, doesn't she?!?

Much reluctance was exhibited when the RA called the clan to circleup for Religion!

Dog Breath and Broke Bench on-up from Beach Flats to the relative safety of Ocean View Park

Where I wish we could have left our hare tonight...

Silicon Valley H3 hashers The Arabian Goggler, Drink 'n Squirt, Today Is Monday and Elvis were welcomed as visitors.

Slonad sees no reason whatsoever to run UP a hill!

Analversaries: Jizziki, 25; Dog Breath, 269; Princess Di(arrhea), 200.

The area surrounding the outdoor bar at Bocci's Cellar was confiscated by the pack as mortals fled indoors.

TIMMY climbs the seemingly never-ending stairs leading on-up from Mount Herman Road. Our senile senior is hoping for a bench at the top of the hill I bet.

Hugh Heifer's hellacious watering hole Henflings,lovingly referred to as ChickenToss by locals