Hooker On Kronix,Bitch traipses along the railroad tracks. She appears somewhat listless by this stage of the game.

The largest table,not to mention being the closest to the beer, was commandeered for evil purposes

Beer Check at one of UC's off-campus buildings. I have no idea what these storage containers are for but Dung-Fu Grip thinks they're a great place to sit and drink. Remember the children's nursery rhyme that started Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great....

Hugh Heifer leads Pink Cherry Licker and Broke Bench Mountain across the Bridge of Sighs into University Terrace Greenbelt. It's a very sanitary name for what is really the main sewer line leading down from UCSC!

Harriette's corner: Twat Did You Say?, Deep Stroke and Pink Cherry Licker. I'd love to be a drink on their table and eavesdrop

Charlie appears over-joyed to have escaped CSI's clutches and wishes Hugh Good Luck!

Great poster, at least for those few hashers that can actually read.

Cold or not, it's New Year's Day, time to hit the beach. The ranger was in the toll booth at the entrance to this state beach too!

After the hares' departure, the pack returned to the serious business of drinkin'!

Hugh enters her usual multi-orgasmic fugue upon viewing the Beer Near mark

Here's Cuff My Muff and Occasional Rapist receiving the award for Stupidest Act on Trail. As hares, they threw rocks at a skunk so it was REALLY pissed-off when the FRB's came by!!

Socializing (and drinkin') returned to it's usual dull roar once the hare-trio outed.

Christmas lights still up in February?!? Welcome to Santa Cruz!!

This is how the back room at the Red Room, this week's starting point, looks when illuminated by a camera flash.

Co-hares Twisted Fister and Shallow Hole laughed away all the complaints about their crappy trail.

Virgins Stephanie and Nate listen as Thmp-Thmp delivers the proverbial Chalk Talk, none of which did they retain long enough to use on trail.

What many of his kennel mates have always wanted to do: 'moon' Puff the Magic Drag Queen!

Poon Doggy has decided to reverse course along trail and for a while Shallow Hole had no alternative other than to go along for the ride!

Apple Bobber expresses dismay as the time to solve a check grows excessive. A typical Shallow Hole check is colloquially known as 'Dysfunction Junction' around Surf City H3.

Hare-pair Shallow Hole and Hugh Heifer dance and prance as the pack is queried about their opinion of trail. Most responses were less-than-flattering, shall we call them!!

Twisted Fister, another of our Puff impersonators, was awarded a down-down for yelling, I've got a great name for Christina, and when the RA called on him, he promptly forgot it!!

Ah, yes, the usual trouble-makers here at the One-Double-Oh-Seven for on-on-on: Banana Basher, TIMMY and a hatted-Last Call Norm. (When is she NOT here?!?)

Almost the entirety of The Red was filled with bizarrely-attired hashers.

Here's our birthday girl, Princess Di(arrhea). She's somewhere around 29 she said.

Here's Six of Nine trying to get to Beer Check without losing his life! Beer Check was on the opposite side of a stagnant backwater stream from trail reached only by traversing a tree that has fallen across this open cesspool.

Down-downs were awarded to this lack-luster hare-pair

My Little Bony in a familiar place: Behind bars!

Surf City where we belong-in a cage

Paki-Sack, Diddler On The Roofie and Shiny Snail Trail appear reluctant to proceed with the next section of trail. Wonder why? View on...

The Band begins their setup procedure. Where's a damn roadie when ya need one?!?

Slonad and Steamy Baanorrhea are overjoyed to be down from the muddy hills and back of pavement.

Lot's of colorful coats being sported for this rainy evening. What's up with Jizziki on-right? Looks like he's sorely in need of a drink!

Pussy Galore hopes Janis can sniff out Beer Check for her. Corinne too seems bent on actually running trail. Too bad

A scenic if not World Class course is DeLaveaga. Sadly, hashers have discovered it and consequently defiled it's natural beauty.

Uh-oh! Hash Flash catches Dog Breath leaving the LADIES restroom!!! Goodnight from Halloween Hash 2010. May the Hash go in Peace

The view from the top of Cliff Street is always a beautiful one

This place belongs to Summer's Yeast. She only does things for people with flame-colored locks. Just kiddin'. You got the dime, she's got the time.

Hugh Heifer, Dung-Fu Grip and Wicked Retahted were punished for being DFL to Religion. Wonder what THEY were up to during on-in?!?

Hugh Heifer and Monthly Friend watch as The Human Pube dons his backpack. This man must be deathly afraid he's going to get lost on trail tonight!!

Can anyone under 30 tell Puff what this device is and what it was used for in the last millennium?

A moment of silence? You may hope one of the hares has been hit by a car but it was really for....

Cumcerto proudly displays the offering left at Liquor Check on the Eagle trail. The smile would vanish once she tasted this swill though!

One corner of the bar area was confiscated by the hash for it's own evil purposes

Religious Adviser Accuprick welcomes visitors LCD Pound System and Just Zak. Surf City is actually LCD Pound System's Mother Hash though she now calls PorME H3, Portland, Maine, her home hash.

Here's an old kennel mate, Portholeo. She now resides in Texas so she thinks a cowboy hat will look like a costume to those of us from California. Still has a lot to learn about life, doesn't she?!?

Silicon Valley H3 hashers The Arabian Goggler, Drink 'n Squirt, Today Is Monday and Elvis were welcomed as visitors.

Boner Malfunction,the only male here,requested Hash Flash send him six eight-by-ten glossies of this photo

Oral D, Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker, Cum,U Will Not! and Flours For Anal Bum chat away during the hares' 15 minute lead time.

Just Robin tries to keep a happy face on as the RA announces the pack has arrived at a decision for her hash moniker.

Slonad sees no reason whatsoever to run UP a hill!