Early on trail, Genital Tongs and Pink Cherry Licker decided to walk. This is an attempt to avoid any of those nasty YBF's.

Co-hares Thmp-Thmp and Accuprick promised a short trail. It was short too, but only for the poor bastards that got lost and gave up on it!

And the hare...Dung-Fu Grip. It was universally believed this trail was even worse than the one he laid a few weeks back. His services will not be need again for a l..o..o..o..ng time I dare say

Either this church has an extended Easter holiday season or the local chapter of the Klu Klux Klan has paid them a visit!

This lighted boat was by FAR the most scenic part of this trail!

Hash Flash has an affinity for colored lights with the obvious exception of the black and white car with the blue ones atop it! You'll have to bear this through the Christmas season. Here we see a few of the lighted boats in the harbor.

During On-on-on,a diner in the restaurant portion suffered a mental breakdown upon hearing hashers were allowed to enter

hashed browned potatoes with jalapeno and fried eggs photo supports a post made to Things Wot I Made Then Ate

Hashers head back to their cars or into the restaurant to eat, completely disgusted with this trail. Goodnight from Trail 670. May the Hash go in Peace

Somehow, co-hares Princess Di(arrhea), Summer's Yeast and Stub Rub were snared by dBASED.

We had two Michiganders in attendance this evening: Just Kevin as a visitor and our own Dung-Fu Grip.

Here we see Just Kevin trying to tell his mother what's he doing tonight without being too honest!

Just Mike, at only his second hash, arrived after on-out and had to play catchup

Hilary and Mary Kate listen as Twisted Fister details what they can expect to have happen if they ever attend another Surf City hash

Just Janna,Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker, TIMMY and Occasional Rapist were made a laughing stock for having to back track into Beer Check.

Now here's a REAL harriette! Here we see Cumcerto hogging the Southern Comfort at Liquor Check.Maybe this is the Janis Joplin Memorial Hash!

Jack O'Neill says, I can't surf a zeppelin!

Virgin Brooks ponders his options for Joke, Song or Body Part. Sorry, harriettes but Brooks spit up a joke.

Summer's Yeast's flame-colored locks lead the litter along a quiet street. Little do residents know what kind of people are passing by their homes.

Visitors Scalded Squirrel and Bromancing The Mangina were welcomed

Cuff My Muff, Accuprick and Princess Di(arrhea) get away from the parking lot before beginning their drinking. Even with UC out, the campus cops still patrol this parking lot

Hairy Fuck 2.5 shortcuts across about 200 yards of Soquel Drive. Brave or stupid?

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I feel safe in saying this is as close as owner Lou Caviglia will EVER let the hash get to Clouds!

Soon the place filled with hashers ending all prospects for a quiet after-hash dinner.

Wicked Retahted, short-cutting trail as usual, stumbled across the hares carrying their stuff down to the beach but refused to help them and continued on.

And the hares...Hugh Heifer and Pussy Galore. Hashing a Hugh-Pussy Galore trail is NOT a sport for the perfectionist!

Here are the last of the worst at on-on-on:TIMMY,Deep Stroke,Thmp-Thmp, Princess Di(arrhea) and Schlong Division. Goodnight from Trail 662. May the Hash go in Peace

Thmp-Thmp is recognized for meeting a dog along trail named Chad which also happens to be his mortal name.

Shiny Snail Trail tried to hijack the microphone and make dedications and request but the words came out all jumbled

Accuprick shows Deep Stroke his most recent porn downloads. She was duly impressed!

What a scenic and sweet-smelling section of trail! But did the hare-pair take us through here? But of COURSE not! The next picture will show you how they deftly avoided what would have been memorable.

Co-hares Stub Rub and Summer's Yeast seem unconcerned by the pouring rain. That being said, THEY know where trail's going.

Traditional flour with an oatmeal additive withstood the evening's rain quite well. Too bad trail didn't measure up.

Dog Breath and Furburger chuckle after Evan says, I REALLY needed a beer after a trail like THAT!!!

This electric train set went beside the house and continued into the back yard and is obviously a labor of love by someone as immature as ourselves!

Thmp-Thmp was congratulated on the (mostly) successful completion of 50 hashes with Surf City

Here we see two mortals, Aaron and Megan, who were recruited along trail, a decision they may soon regret!

Here's a blast form the past: A check with the notation 'Puff's a Tosser!'. I was unable to catch the perpetrator of this injustice!

While this store may have fewer lamps than Riverside Lighting, theirs are certainly more eclectic and colorful!!

Last month, much of this building would have been obscured by the throng of tourists with cotton candy in hand and sand in their hair.

Co-hares Dung-Fu Grip and Shallow Hole recoil as a hound asks a specific question about trail. Something, apparently, they were not of a mind to answer!

TIMMY, looking like a native banana slug, sticks to beer tonight. He's tired of paying for martini glasses he seems to break with alarming regularity.

FRB's to Beer Check had it pretty easy and their pick of ales. The DFL's were far behind fighting off the aforementioned ticks and keeping an eye for for the advertised mountain lions.

Schlong Division,Virgin Jenna,Dirty Latecummer and Virgin Joss return from a YBF and do not appear especially pleased with this turn of events either!!

Beer Check was (foolishly) held at the top of the stairs at the end of Cliff Street. Nice view but the cops visit this place with alarming regularity

This is the guesthouse where most Hashers were accomodated enjoying the well maintained swimming pool.

Porter hugs the ground hoping to become invisible and not be called up for a down-down!

Shiny Snail Trail was first to the sacrificial altar for crashing her car last night into not one but TWO trees and ending up by trashing someone's mailbox as well.