Green is irresistible

Thmp-Thmp and Princess Di(arrhea) in their matching A Christmas Story shirts. Wouldn't 'The Old Man' be proud!

And the hares...Shallow Hole and Occasional Rapist. They stood alone and Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip eyes them with disgust.

Just Mars, Just Shay and Just Emily were thanked for bringing Virgin Clarity. However, Virgin Clarity has just finished jumping in a UBER and gettin' the hell outta Dodge after deciding hashing is not for her!!

This is the hashers-only entrance to Whole Foods, off a dark,dirty alley littered with broken bottles and rotting food

Broke Bench Mountain, Cumz Out My Nose, dBASED and Occasional Rapist hoped to have peace and quiet for dinner. It was not meant to be though.

Hidden Gardens? Hide your business and see how long the doors remain open! Personally, I was more interested in Jennifer's Massage parlor!

Here's the 'High Tide' portion of today's trail. Puff the Magic Drag Queen waved goodbye to Shallow Hole and went off alone after wading around this rock.

Little Spit appears to have a sudden and desperate urge to use the bathroom!

By the fourth stanza of Alouette, everyone was 'in the spirit' in a manner of speaking and was prancing around like the court jester.

Dog Breath said this will serve as his weekly bath allowing him more drinking time on Saturday night. This picture was taken just prior to his leaving the water...where he would mercifully put his clothes back on.

All Chip offered them was a breast. He's lucky they didn't reach over and 'pants' him!!

Usual Religious Adviser Accuprick tells Hairy Potter he can guest RA tonight. Besides, everyone appears abnormally intoxicated as well!! Too many Alcohol Checks I guess.

Just Patty leads a litter of ladies consisting on Occasional Rapist, Twat Did You Say? and Shallow Hole into second Beer Check

Someone put a sticker on the hare-pair's vehicle. Knowing dBASED,this hasher felt capable of delivering a verdict on trail even before hashing it!!

The worst-of-the-worst hung on till the staff was ready to yell, Closing Time!

This end of the bar was inhabited by those with larger capacity bladders, AKA serious drinkers.

Co-hare Puff the Magic Drag Queen looks like he's ready to collapse from exhaustion!

Shiny Snail Trail, TIMMY!! and Cuff My Muff were punished for wearing rude tee shirts. Puff saw Just Trisha blush as Shiny Snail Trail explained her!!

Snatch.cum brought a bag she hopes to fill with stolen food before she heads home tonight

Cumcerto was awarded a down-down for the (mostly) successful completion of her 50th hash with Surf City.

Dirty Dolmas is punished for not hashing trail.

In a town bordered by Monterey Bay and mountains covered with redwoods, the County Building is an ugly abomination!

The crowd ponders on a name for Christina. I see Deep Stroke is still sporting those split-tan legs. What does this woman USUALLY wear?!?

The band raged on well into the afternoon much to the joy of all the neighbors who had a free concert

It may not be a mechanical bull but I fear this apparatus will soon become a play thing for my drunken kennel mates!

Save this lily. We may need it later this evening to place on an makeshift grave.

TIMMY has found a flag dropped by co-hare Triple P. TIMMY said, What I REALLY want is a WHITE flag by this time on trail!

I truly hope we do not see any cars INSIDE this building. And yes, that is a pressed tin ceiling in this ancient structure.

Hare-trio Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker and Dung-Fu Grip were quite tight-lipped when asked for details of their trail.

Here we see an uncharacteristically-attired Dog Breath. After hearing Instructions of Trail, he said there was no need to change into his running shoes!

Go the dance route. Yes, she's dancing though it closely resembles an epileptic seizure. We see her gyrations have attracted dog Nipple Butt too!!

Quite a lineup and all ready to mock their kennel mates: Flours For Anal Bum, Just Piper, International House of Pussy, Cumz Out My Nose, dBASED, CumFart Zone.

See how Paki-Sack gets after a few beers? Note the absence of his 'friend' Rebecca who showed up only for Religion. Need further explanation as to why she's dumped him already?!?

The menu at Beer Thirty contains some real gems.

One person that will NOT be hit by a car tonight is Slonad. Geez, but that vest is bright orange!

Hugh Heifer was punished for skipping trail completely.

Phallus From Dallas and TIMMY are content to walk this section of trail. I see Bee Queefer has begun to shed layers of clothing as he heats up.

One of the first artifacts seen upon entering the area of first Beer Check was this altar. Many voiced the desire to fricassee our hare upon it had he been available!!

Past closing time? Not a problem. The employees tolerated us though I'm not sure if it was out of kindness, amusement or just plain fear! Goodnight from Trail 882. May the Hash go in Peace.

The pack stares intently at some strange markings at a check wondering, Are the hares jerking us around or are they simply drunk?!?

Hopefully, these guys will soon have squirreled-away sufficient funds to upgrade their Beer Wagon to something newer and with tap handles on the side!

Here's the Slosh Ball trophy. It will be carried to San Jose tomorrow for the resumption of our annual Slosh Ball game which has been on hiatus for the past few years.

While Shady Curtain and Finger Nips send their greetings, Hugh Heifer sneaks up from behind to rip-off their drinks. Good harriette!

Broke Bench Mountain and Hangs Loose are sent away from the pack due to their loud, boisterous nature.

Yes, you're correct. Almost everyone in the bar area of the West End Tap Room is an imbibing hasher!

This sign says Opal Cliffs Neighborhood Beach by it is colloquially called Privates.

Here's the beertendress at this week's starting point, The Castaways. Wonder why a few harriers were hesitant to on-out?!?

Here's a picture for the record book: Accuprick WILLINGLY leaving a bar!!