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Here Fine Young Cannibal 'at speed' on one of the few downhill jaunts provided this evening. I hope there's not a cliff at the bottom of this hill!!
It wasn't my idea to put this in the Flash, it was done by order of the GM's. I'm going to blame the hare-pair for this. The one written in my driveway during the last Religion held there is still visible. I've given up trying to wash it away.
Clownmydia acts as if he's never seen a Hash Flash before. It's more likely one has never wished to photograph him before!
And the hares...dBASED and Occasional Rapist. The light courtesy of Daylight Saving Time did not make their trail any 'brighter!!'
Thmp-Thmp and Princess Di(arrhea) in their matching A Christmas Story shirts. Wouldn't 'The Old Man' be proud!
And the hares...Shallow Hole and Occasional Rapist. They stood alone and Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip eyes them with disgust.
Just Mars, Just Shay and Just Emily were thanked for bringing Virgin Clarity. However, Virgin Clarity has just finished jumping in a UBER and gettin' the hell outta Dodge after deciding hashing is not for her!!
This is the hashers-only entrance to Whole Foods, off a dark,dirty alley littered with broken bottles and rotting food
Apparently the hares 'neglected' to warn the beertendress we would be here today. Man, was SHE ever busy!!
Broke Bench Mountain, Cumz Out My Nose, dBASED and Occasional Rapist hoped to have peace and quiet for dinner. It was not meant to be though.
Hidden Gardens? Hide your business and see how long the doors remain open! Personally, I was more interested in Jennifer's Massage parlor!
Here's the 'High Tide' portion of today's trail. Puff the Magic Drag Queen waved goodbye to Shallow Hole and went off alone after wading around this rock.
By the fourth stanza of Alouette, everyone was 'in the spirit' in a manner of speaking and was prancing around like the court jester.
Co-hare Courtesy Flush has adopted a Lincoln theme for his Virgin Haring. I neither know nor do I WISH to know from whence came his inspiration for this half-minded idea!
Usual Religious Adviser Accuprick tells Hairy Potter he can guest RA tonight. Besides, everyone appears abnormally intoxicated as well!! Too many Alcohol Checks I guess.
Just Patty leads a litter of ladies consisting on Occasional Rapist, Twat Did You Say? and Shallow Hole into second Beer Check
Deep STroke,Princess Di(arrhea),Cumcerto and Schlong Division appear happy to let Thmp-Thmp scout trail for them. They apparently feel certain Beer Check is stilla long way off.
Virgin Marie was welcomed to the hash and spit up a joke for her Joke, Song or Body Part initiation.
Beer Check, glorious Beer Check! A quiet, shaded parking lot will serve us well for Beer Check and Religion both.
In a town bordered by Monterey Bay and mountains covered with redwoods, the County Building is an ugly abomination!
The band raged on well into the afternoon much to the joy of all the neighbors who had a free concert
Puff the Magic Drag Queen was given the Dunce of the Decade Award. Puff has not missed a Surf City hash in ten years. (Get a life, ya loser!!!)
TIMMY has found a flag dropped by co-hare Triple P. TIMMY said, What I REALLY want is a WHITE flag by this time on trail!
I truly hope we do not see any cars INSIDE this building. And yes, that is a pressed tin ceiling in this ancient structure.
Hare-trio Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker and Dung-Fu Grip were quite tight-lipped when asked for details of their trail.
Here's this week's loser hare-pair, Dung-Fu Grip and TIMMY!!! Dung-fu exhibits his usual (unjustified) arrogance while TIMMY searches for his map of trail. Neither of these bode well for a fun trail!
Here we see an uncharacteristically-attired Dog Breath. After hearing Instructions of Trail, he said there was no need to change into his running shoes!
Beer Check was in the parking garage for Courtesy Flush's abode. Dung-Fu Grip managed to set off the burglar alarm already. There'll be hell-to-pay for Courtesy Flush tomorrow I bet.
Next to visit with the RA was our tapestry-wearing Beer Mistress, Hugh Heifer. Hugh allowed a beer bottle to slip from her palsied paw a minute ago and it shattered on the street.
See how Paki-Sack gets after a few beers? Note the absence of his 'friend' Rebecca who showed up only for Religion. Need further explanation as to why she's dumped him already?!?
Though embarrassed over her overwhelming failure as a hare, Phyllis Driller ravenously devoured her down-down!
One of the first artifacts seen upon entering the area of first Beer Check was this altar. Many voiced the desire to fricassee our hare upon it had he been available!!
Past closing time? Not a problem. The employees tolerated us though I'm not sure if it was out of kindness, amusement or just plain fear! Goodnight from Trail 882. May the Hash go in Peace.
The pack stares intently at some strange markings at a check wondering, Are the hares jerking us around or are they simply drunk?!?