Hugh Heifer's skipping trail did not decrease her desire to swill beer though!

Ah, yes. Something both Banana and Bony are famous for-frequenting alleys!

Banana Basher, as a certified minister in the Church of Universal Life, conducted Last Call Norm and Pearl Necklace's hash wedding ceremony.

Nothing Puff dislikes more than walking into a bar and seeing a 'picture' of his last girlfriend on the wall!!

As she frequently does, Bareback Unicrack appears just in time for Religion.

And the hares...Occasional Rapist and dBASED. The third co-hare, Hot Wheels, refused to be photographed with these two. Goodnight from Trail 776. May the Hash go in Peace. From Surf City H3 to everyone viewing this, Happy Holidays!

Dung-Fu Grip was convicted of chivalry on trail. Hash tradition: No good deed goes unpunished!

Finger Nips was punished for screwing-up not one but TWO verses of U-G-L-Y, You ain't got no alibi...

Virgin Hilary said she was quite happy someone built a nice bridge over the chasm below, otherwsie she said she was certain this vindictive hare would have made us cross over anyway!

Cuff My Muff, Fudgina and Broke Bench Mountain were punished for not making Beer Check.

Today's List of Losers consists of Hairy Potter at 175 hashes with us and acting-Religious Adviser TIMMY's daughter Pink Cherry Licker who has just completed 75 hashes with Surf City. Get a (real) life!!

They're getting too chummy,I best turn the camera off. Good night from Hash 494,May the Hash go in Peace

We are now being joined by the evening's DFL's: Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker.

Just Cerese enjoys the abundant foliage along Ocean View Avenue but still holds onto her cup hoping for a refill soon.

Toy soldiers adorn Banana's lampshade. Once home, I'm certain he will take them off and play with them (again)

I'm not sure if old hippies live here or this may be an underground sign denoting the presence of a house of ill-repute.

The end of the bar nearest the unisex bathrooms was commandeered by those with a weak or small bladder.

Shallow Hole 'at speed'. She noticed we've just passed her dentist's office and remembered she skipped her last appointment.

Here TIMMY!!! explains why he refuses to get in the spirit of things to Diddler on the Roofie and Princess Di(arrhea)

The road in the background exits the park close to Monte's Log Cabin. Why aren't we there now instead of the top of this mountain???

The look on Virgin David's face tells me he may have decided he's thumbs-down on this weird hashing-thing! In the background we see Cheek and Dong checking to see if he has any messages from his parole officer

This was an omen of what would soon befall the Eagles. Next picture, please.

Liquor Check was in the park beside Rispin Mansion and featured club favorite Fireball Cinnamon Whisky. 'Tastes like Heaven,burns like Hell'

Trail Mystery #1: What the HELL does this mark mean?!?

Puff the Magic Drag Queen being the (futile) defense of his lousy trail

Fap Jack welcomes you to Beer Check. I do not trust this man in a darkened alley!

I believe this colloquialism is exactly what our hare-pair had for us this night

We found the pictorial representation of Johnny's hand somewhat sinister so no one opted to divert to Johnny's garden

Why do they only illuminate the word 'RUSH' in their name? I mean, really now, what's the point?!?

As one of the two oldest hashers in Surf City, TIMMY requested Hash Flash take this picture so he can remember where the place is located!!

TIMMY and Thmp-Thmp were awarded down-downs for being involved in a convoluted email where a mortal has accused a number of Surf City hashers of stalking him!!

The small gold objects seen here are not gold nuggets but koi. Yes, there's a koi pond out here in the exact middle-of-no-bloody-where. The human residents seem to have moved on but forget to take their fish!!

Here's Vaginal Repair Kit. He works in the construction business and has just noticed, much to his dismay, his table rocks like a tuna boat in a tidal wave. He has a fix though.

I guess if you begin to sink while being taught to swim, Barb will 'hook' you and pull you to safety!! Goodnight from Trail 653. May the Hash go in Peace.

Just Kevin should have spent more time planning his chapeau and LESS time choosing his pants! Behind him,Hairy Potter has the right idea.

Cumz Out My Nose was congratulated for successfully completing her chemotherapy.

Under the heading of What Will They Think Of Next? comes this machine that dispenses golf balls for 50 cents each at a nine hole course we hashed across! I bet most of these were found in the woods that surrounds the course and 'recycled' for an impressive profit margin!!

Transcuntnanal was appointed the evening's Beer Fairy.

The RA watches as CAN'd H3's Shady Curtains,Phallus From Dallas, Oscar 9-Inch Weiner and Mr.Wiggly reclaim their hashit by showing a body part. Beer Fairy Bee Queefer delivers the dog dish down-down bowl to Dog Breath.

The herd seemed reluctant to migrate to on-on-on after being dismissed by the RA. Puff was burned in effigy by his neighbors later this night

Just Emily, Just Mars, Virgin Clarity and Just Shay serenaded the pack with a song after announcing they are all cute. As the only instrument they used was alcohol, well, let's just say they will not be asked back for a repeat performance.

Uh-Oh! Looks like some UC kids have been here and, most likely, were stoned too!

TIMMY gallops across the trestle above Capitola hoping his Alzheimer's does not choose this moment to kick-in!

Steamy Baanorrhea exits the bamboo forest and spies the BN mark. This is the first time I've seen him smile on trail tonight!

Virgins Heather, Robin, Kory and Steve listen as Joke, Song or Body Part options are listed.

Here's a scary sight:Weiner,Surf City's first hare to hit 50 harings,Banana Basher,just three harings away that double that and Weiner's (very) close friend and frequent partner-in-crime Butt Balls

Dog Breath proves he as 'good' a half-mind as is anyone here.

Courtesy Flush takes advantage of his time alone at second Jell-O Check. Lush!

A decent-size pack erupted for this year's Turkey Trot, many of whom would soon drive drunk to Paso Robles for California's biannual NorthSouth Intercourse.

Here is the explanation of the hare telling us to watch for toilet paper on trail. It is used in tall shiggy rather than flour on the ground which one would never be able to see