I'm not even positive I understand this sign! Does that mean the house behind it has none of these items or do not dump such items here?!?

Hugh Heifer tried, unsuccessfully, I might add, to mooch a drink from Six of Nine. Six did not need her tonight with Mara available!

These hashers were punished for actually r*nning the Wharf to Wharf R*ce this morning.

A very nice view of the Giant Dipper from Beer Check. At least nearby residents are used to loud drunkards by now

Hashers proceeded across one at a time in hopes the bridge would survive one more hash

Circleup for introductions: Twisted Fister and Enzo, Shallow Hole and Poon Doggy, Courtesy Flush and Butters, Just Cat, Moose Turd Pie and Virgin Marie.

Dung-Fu Grip assumed the role of Religious Adviser while Finger Nips acted the purveyor of down-downs as Beer Fairy.

Here we see 'gentleman' Bloody Wanker kindly offering to help Virgin Kareen across the stream...and into his arms no doubt!!

Not five minutes into trail, Dung-Fu Grip and Dog Breath negotiate a small stream via an even smaller log.

This sign just off the river levee pathway should also warn of: hypodermic needles, prostitutes and pimps, homeless and holdups as well

Any place that doesn't allow alcohol is not just 'wilderness' to a hasher but more closely resembled 'barbaric'!!!

Butt Balls was chosen as the evening's Beer Fairy. Sort of a punishment for being a back slider.

Little Kahuna casually mentions to Virgin Jamie,My house is just a few blocks away, there's other hash 'traditions' I could teach you about!!

From the cliff overlooking the beach, a small fire and Dung-Fu Grip's fire stick was about all that could be seen. Goodnight from Trail 835. May the Hash go in Peace.

Triple P is somewhat overdressed for running. The temperature is pretty high today but apparently his IQ is pretty low.

Thmp-Thmp and Twisted Fister decided to tarry a while at first Jell-O Check.

Ha! Leave it to someone from Santa Cruz to satisfy Puff's Christmas light fetish in the middle of February!

This 'modern art structure' makes a great place to imbibe and give Dung-Fu Grip a crows nest perch to keep an eye out for coppers.

Those of gentler constitution sought the shade of a nearby tree to doing their drinking under.

At noon on New Year's Day, you'll find few others in attendance at Santa Cruz Mountain Brewery than hashers. Why is that man carrying that dog? Is it real or stuffed?!?

Extra long trail meant far more drinking than usual. Beer Mistress Hugh Heifer packed up a LOT of recycling this night!! Goodnight from Death March Trail 752. May the Hash go in Peace.

Hugh,(seen here leaning on Pearl for support) Pearl and Pussy Galore were chided for auto-hashing

Hare Dung-Fu Grip stands beside the two hounds that snared him; dBASED and TIMMY.

My Little Bony, Pearl Necklace and Dog Breath were punished as back sliders. Shame on you!

Twisted Fister tries the 'good ol' boy' routine with the hare-pair but they still refused to divulge Beer Check location.

I believe there is so much to see here to give the ladies something to look at. The guys are always scoping out the beertendress

Back to acting Hash Flash Shallow Hole. The pack vanishes along trail. Hash Flash has stopped to admire the scenery.

Uh-Oh! Wicked Retahted hits on wait person Hillary. Time for this AGM to come to an end!! Goodnight from AGM 2015. May the hash go in Peace.

Upon (finally) seeing the 'BN' mark, we cheered. However, a hundred feet later we saw this 'BC' mark and STILL had over a hundred yards till stumbling into the REAL Beer Check!

Virgin Nate responds to Joke, Song or Body Part the way harriers want: With a joke! Sorry, harriettes.

Beer Check in a faerie circle past a cemetery on a dead end road. In the light of a camera flash it wasn't so bad a place but in the dark....

With the mercury in it's little tube shivering in the mid-forties, the pack banded together for warmth and wore enough clothes to outfit an army!

BMX, Jordan and Miss England were welcomed as visitors

The Human Pube was made a laughing stock for the (mostly) successful completion of his 25th hash with Surf city.

A group of walkers have already decided they'll be quite happy walking this damn trail and see no need to run.

Just Brooke checks out some sea life under the watchful eye of dad Mother's Little Felcher.

The plates and empty beer glasses begin to litter the area like dead flies on a window sill

Yellow Prick Load,Arabian Goggler and Foot Loose and Panty Free are welcomed as visitors

Ah, yes. Something both Banana and Bony are famous for-frequenting alleys!

Nothing Puff dislikes more than walking into a bar and seeing a 'picture' of his last girlfriend on the wall!!

As she frequently does, Bareback Unicrack appears just in time for Religion.

Jizziki, Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker use the pedestrian bridge over the San Lorenzo River rather than shortcut by swimming.

Fans of the '87 movie The Lost Boys will know this as the home of vampire hunters and brothers Michael and Sam.

Here is the alcohol-laced cake presented to Hole. She ate most of it herself

Here we are at Moe's Alley for Hash 637. Let's go inside and see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into...

Dung-Fu Grip was convicted of chivalry on trail. Hash tradition: No good deed goes unpunished!

Finger Nips was punished for screwing-up not one but TWO verses of U-G-L-Y, You ain't got no alibi...

Virgin Hilary said she was quite happy someone built a nice bridge over the chasm below, otherwsie she said she was certain this vindictive hare would have made us cross over anyway!