TIMMY has reached the point in the Chalk Talk that's he's not certain he's listed all the trail markings we may see tonight. I begin to fear maybe HE is the drunk one now!

This is Dog Breath's tactile reason to smile; he's putting the moves on Hogazm!!

Tits and Game appears to be overheating. She's been warned that too much running is bad for a person!

Ho To Housewife takes a break from the action. Well, either that or she's no longer capable of standing!

No longer needing to be pulled along trail, Ho To Housewife gave Toilet Baby back to owner Twisted Fister. Cumcerto believes Toilet Baby will be good protection so she accompanies them for on-in.

Interesting location for a massage parlor! In this case, 'VIP' may stand for Very Important Prisoner

The waves would coming hitting the zone in double-overhead sets as the pack crossed Sunny Cove

How did fresh from surgery and resident gimp Finger Nips beat me to Beer Check?!?

An impromptu Gorilla Beer Check was convened at the home of a friend of Ho To Housewife. Good stuff!

Cumsession's wearing of OP's would get her tail parked on the ice with Puff later

Dung-Fu Grip's second visit to the altar was for being chased off private property...for the second consecutive hash!! That's how he managed to catch the pack after such a late start I bet

This is the childhood home of actress ZaSu Pitts. You'd have to be really old to remember her though. Ask TIMMY.

Religion over? No problem! The beer trough is still here, there's still hot buttered rum in the house and the neighbors have yet to call the coppers on us!!

Finger Nips barged into Virgin Kelsi's moment in the sun and was sentenced to join her in a down-down as well.

The only parking spot at the Felton library was marked off by this sign in front of it. Just how many deliveries can the Felton library POSSIBLY get in one day?!?

Camera couldn't take it all in:Imagination is more important than knowledge. Great sign to see at a high school,no wonder kids cut class so much!!!

Soquel Creek has diverted from it's normal channel and now isolates a strand of Capitola beach.

Wicked Retahted lumbers on-down from an uncalled-for circle jerk to the top of the parking garage behind Wells Fargo. We were suckered into believing Beer Check was on the top floor.

Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker and Bacon Queef lead the walkers on-up to Beer Check in Ocean View Park.

Illustrating the old hashing adage, 'Never give up the high ground', no one wishes to check on-down this huge hill until it is the only remaining option!

I think the alley behind the Double-Oh is not a very safe place after dark!

The Walton Lighthouse at the mouth of the Small Craft Harbor is so festively decorated it looks like a ride at the Beach Boardwalk!

Co-hares Cuff My Muff and Occasional Rapist promised much but delivered little...as usual.

It's been so long since Thmp-Thmp has seen Finger Nips, he actually appears happy to see her!

Dual Tools Up My Ass prepares to have an unpleasant encounter with this tree. He narrowly avoided knocking himself out.

It appears Just Sarah and Jairy Fuck 2.5 are out for an evening stroll. Their opinion will alter radically as we approach the nearby hills!

Foot Loose and Panty Free and her dad wisely chose to stay at the bar and eat rather than hash this trail

The next-door neighbor waits as Dung-Fu Grip cooks up a

batch of meth. Just kiddin'!! Dung-Fu is actually putting the finishing touches on a tub of hot buttered rum.

And the hare...TIMMY. TIMMY was thanked for having two Beer Checks but little good was said about trail itself though.

As usual,most mortal abandoned the area when the pack returned for on-on-on. Goodnight from Trail 784. May the Hash go inb Peace.

Genital Tongs attempts the crossing of Aptos Creek while Pink Cherry Licker watches and Courtesy Flush prepares to laugh if she slips.

Twisted Fister humps along trail having been deserted by his (un)faithful animal companion Enzo. Enzo is far ahead by now.

Just Jeremiah leads Just Marisol, Princess Di(arrhea) and The Human Pube on-in to the second Wine Check. As if the hares really need to slow us down any further!!

Apparently, so does her (current) boy-fiend Jizz Bollah

Even the moon was smiling tonight! Goodnight from Trail 736, Lamp Shade Hash. May the Hash go in Peace.

Don't complain, you've previously been warned of Puff's propensity for Christmas lights. Miniscule, I'm hoping for far better.

And the hares, Banana Basher and Cuff My Muff. A Toys of Tots benefit or not, I say Bah, humbug to these two Scrooges!!

We're at Beer Check in Oceanview Park and from here we can hear as well as see the Boardwalk is going-off.

A great technique for getting crisp hash browns in a fun shape.

www.fullforkahead.com/2013/09/20/hash-brown-waffles/

Downtown Santa Cruz can appear idyllic as night takes over. However, note the black-and-white crossing the bridge, looking, most likely, to confirm reports of people running through downtown with lampshades on their heads!

Puff the Magic Drag Queen stopped for some impromptu trick-or-treating and was rewarded with a beer rather than some lousy old candy!

dBASED listens as a last ditch effort is made to talk him out of getting married (again) but, fearing he may one day fall and be unable to reach his beer, he soldiered on with his plan

Hashing. Run 498, The Ship Inn to Blaxhall Youth Hostel, Blaxhall, Suffolk.

Oxford Hash House Harriers away weekend, Blaxhall, Suffolk, 2008.

Dung-Fu Grip functioned as Religious Adviser while TIMMY was pressed into service as Beer Fairy.

Dung-Fu Grip assumed the reins of control and acted as Religious Adviser tonight.

Just Kevin was awarded a punitive down-down for attending his second Religion but never having put even one rear paw on a trail.

Only Ho To Housewife felt the need to run during on-out.

With nothing else to lick this night, Paki made a play for Accuprick's beer. This became the most enjoyable event of the evening. View on for the results!

Broke Bench Mountain was chided for making another of this infamous 'Rockford Files' doughnut turns earlier today.