YES O_O

I got Hash's wig off with very minor effort. I can't tell you how relieved I was to see that his wig didn't have as much glue as hide's did. When I removed hide's wig it took me 1 hour and 20 minutes to get it off... and nearly drove me insane. But luckily wih Hash's wig it didn't even take a full 6 minutes!

All I need to do now is sand the glue remnants on his head...

We love this place, however,only two hashers were allowed inside at one time. The others had to wait outside with the rest of the dogs

Fap Jack tells Jizziki the reasons he believes this trail will be a failure. Urban legend has it that the license plates in the background are from cars stolen over the years by the regulars.

Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker casually cruise through a field soon after on-out. Notice Fap Jack has taken a libation with him. He'll need more than one before THIS trail is completed!

Who can tell Hash Flash which of our harriettes this is? The vibrant finger nail polish should give it away.

Co-GM Princess Di(arrhea) makes the announcement for next week's trail as well as SantaCon tomorrow night. Today bad most of the pack was too drunk to remember what she said!

Pakisak attempts to defend his dress which has been labeled a night gown instead.

Hugh Heifer and Shady Curtains were nominated for getting the hash kicked out of 99 Bottles, Cums With Instructions for dragging his scrotum down the bannister as he left the place.

Genital Tongs was awarded a congratulatory down-down for surviving another year. She refused to say which year she had put behind her so I assume she's more than 29!

Now we know what a smile of fulfillment looks like on Dog Breath!

Pink Cherry Licker, seeing if any men have left her a test, stands beside TIMMY!! as he asks Banana Basher and Cuff My Muff if they did any trail whatsoever! They reply, 'Yes, directly across the street from the start was an bar of most excellent quality!!'

Cockiss proudly exhibits the pink version of the Beverage Utility Belt. Butt Balls says pink is his color so he parted with thirty of his favorite dollar bills

Here's Santa Cruz's latest turf war, that between our surfers at celebrated Steamer Lane and the Johnny-Come-Lately standup paddle boarders

On-on-on was VERY sparsely attended! Only TIMMY and Courtesy Flush made it back to Mountain Brewery for a bevy. Goodnight from Trail 765. May the Hash go in Peace.

As pack size grew, mortals moved further away.

Blue Balls Park. Can you guess why?!?

Puff impersonators, pirates and vampires held sway tonight. The guy in the dog costume really put some time and effort into it though I bet!!

Standing alone was Wicked Retahted who has reached the 300 hash mark with us.

Fanny,Daddy,Shallow Hole and Wicked Retahted cool their heels after their tour of downtown Santa Cruz

Finger Nips, Accurpick, Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker were punished for missing Beer Check.

Allow me to present to you the first known picture of our newest kennel mate: Project Cumway.

Twat Sis You Say? and Just Patty lead the walkers into first Beer Check. They must not be worried about the cooler being emptied before they get there

Why is this sign worthy of a picture? Because of where we saw it. View on...

Another shot Puff hates to miss is that of the wharf from West Cliff Drive

One of our co-hosts, Pearl Necklace, has a drum manufacturer named in his honor!

I do not believe the full impact of Eyvand's new name has completely sunk in yet!!! Goodnight from Trail 677. May the Hash go in Peace

Shiny Snail Trail, Diddler, and FYC 'guard the check' while hashers NOT so damn lazy solve it!

dBASED is awarded a down-down for possessing r*cist material, a registration for the Wharf to Wharf R*ce.

Tits and Game's shirt would indicate she's looking for more than beer tonight!!

Beer Check was at Dung-Fu Grip and Puff the Magic Drag Queen's house and was a surprise, especially to them!!

Virgins Mary Kate and Janna were welcomed. Mary Kate performed some bizarre grand mal seizure-maneuver on the ground and Janna went the joke route for our Joke, Song or Body Part tradition

Just as Wicked Retahted was awarded a down-down for not hashing trail, the hasher beside Hash Flash decided now would be a good time to take a toke! She was fortifying herself for Religion I guess.

Butt Balls stares at the most recent porn download and his cell phone and thinks, That's my next door neighbor!!

Co-hares Finger Nips and Dung-Fu Grip deliver Instructions of Trail. Dung-Fu remains speechless knowing Finger Nips is making promises they cannot deliver upon.

There was an all-woman band playing a gig at The Crepe Place this afternoon. Not bad either.

A simply stellar sunset greeted the group as we neared town again. Too bad we were not allowed to enjoy it for long

Looking as if she's out for her evening stroll, Hugh Heifer saunters along with Nipple Butt on his leash while Shallow Hole makes a dangerous dash across State Park Drive

Here's Virgin Jessalynn. She's having to adjust not only to hash life but the fierce socializing at Brady's on a Thursday night as well. She's...inhibited, shall we term it!

Virgin Jon listens attentively as the basic principles of hashing are explained. I see that so far he's mastered only the drinking part.

Sniff asks, Why do you want your face to look like a vagina, Banana?

After being granted the exalted position of DFL,Puff enjoyed the Bethany Curve Greenbelt all by himself

Finger Nips and Broke Bench Mountain are fine with giving the cemetery a wide berth apparently!!

Point A for our Turkey Trot hash was the Mediterranean in Seacliff. Not that we really love the place, it's just that damn few bars are available at 11AM on Black Friday!! And all the coolers were down too!

Wicked Retahted was congratulated for making a rare guest appearance at Beer Check.

Fucked-Over Fest was selected as the evening's Beer Fairy. Just as in his mortal guise, he did not excel at this job either!

Just Robbed, The Arabian Goggler, Summer's Yeast and Virgin Brian circleup for introductions. I see Summer's Yeast and Virgin Brian intend to drink right up until on-out time!

Princess Di(arrhea) leads the litter down the locals-only trail beside Branciforte Creek and is pleased to find she is nearing ANOTHER champagne check.

While quite picturesque, there simply must have been an easier way to get us here!

Here's Diddler on the Roofie negotiating a fallen tress to access first Beer Check.

Deadliest Snatch and Princess Di(arrhea) were sentenced for not hashing trail.