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Swiss Army Cock retrieved his (current) girl-fiend and brought her in the room for a drink. We'll see more of her later...so to speak. View on!
dBASED tells Cumcerto, I supplied the house and the food, you should at least do the dishes! Thanks, Scrooge!! Goodnight from Trail 721. Merry Christmas from Surf City H3 to hashers everywhere! May EVERYONE go in Peace.
Virgin Rhonda was welcomed to the hash. For Joke,Song or Body Part she flattered the pack with a joke AND a flash!!
Even Shallow's dog Beer Mop got in on the action! Goodnight from Trail 713. May the Hash go in Peace.
Dung-Fu Grip has decided to test the waters. I'm glad he didn't being a surf boards, we may not have seen him again tonight.
Fap Jack tries to constrain Pink Cherry Licker. PCL is co-haring this Mardi Gras-theme hash and is anxious to start awarding beads!
Here we see why it is not wise to get close to Hash Flash and especially when dark enough for the camera's flash to be activated. Princess Di(arrhea),now temporarily blinded, would soon be seen, hands in front of her, tripping over a curb and spilling her beer.
TIMMY uses a hand to steady himself on this slick, muddy hill. TIMMY is our oldest hasher and it shows too, doesn't it?!?
Diddler On The Roofie was punished for helping Accuprick up a steep hill by pushing him on his butt! Accuprick claimed Diddler's hand slipped once and made him smile!!
The obligatory stop at Riverside Lighting for the official picture of the pack on our annual Lampshade Hash. Half-minds one and all!!
And the (birthday) hare-pair: Fap Jack and Shallow Hole. Their age is beginning to take it's toll. (sorry for the mist on the camera lens, curse this fog) Goodnight from Trail 857. May the Hash go in Peace.
Dung-Fu Grip, TIMMY!!! and Pink Cherry Licker tell Shannon she's too nondescript to be named on the first attempt! Goodnight from Trail 701. May the Hash go in Peace.
Now we know what it sounds like when doves cry and we're mourning like it's 1999. It's the end of Purple Reign. Rest In Peace, Sweet Prince.
A mortal passing by on her bike offered to snap this year's group picture. However, just as she did so Butter decided it was time to accost Poon Doggy so we had to try again.
Half-minds The Human Pube, Occasional Rapist, dBASED and Hugh Heifer were put in a corner for obvious reasons!
Dung-Fu Grip attempts to justify his starting next week's hash at The Asti to Hugh Heifer. He met with little success
Courtesy Flash was awarded a down-down, most likely because he failed to find a place to get a burrito along trail tonight.
The entrance to Beer Check was guarded by Pink Cheery Licker and Accuprick. Princess Di(arrhea) stares off into Monterey Bay hypnotized by the waves.
This picture was taken soon after Hugh Heifer and Shady Curtains came back from Tampico. They were both profoundly intoxicated and we ALL got the boot! Yes, we were 86'ed from 99!!
This is what awaited the pack upon leaving 99 Bottles. Is it a UFO? A new restaurant opening? View on...
Fucked-Over Fest was joined by Moose Knuckle but only for his first beer. Fucked-Over Fest had to go it alone on the remaining five beers.
This is where Aptos Creek breached the sandbar stopping it from reaching Monterey Bay. When it finally did break free, it took a small child with it. Luckily, a brave guy waded out and brought the kid safely back to shore.
And the hares... Ho To Housewife and Dung-Fu Grip. In theory this trail looked great. In practice, however, four fools almost drowned!
Here's the perfect ending to a day of great hashing; a little bit of kissy-face romance from perennial love-birds Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker. Goodnight from Saturday Wharf to Barf. May the Hash go in Peace.
FRB's to Liquor Check, Giant Asexual, Diddler On The Roofie and Dung-Fu Grip had the bottle to themselves for a minute.
This now fenced-off stream is the one that clogged a few years back and flooded a mobile home park and the Capitola Police Station. The results? View on..
And the hares...Shallow Hole and Dung-Fu Grip. Doesn't Shallow Hole's smile smack of postcoital afterglow?!? As for Dung-Fu Grip, doesn't this man appear to be over-occupied with alcohol?
dBASED was awarded a down-down for bringing his pneumonia plague to the hash. His down-down chalice will be immersed in an autoclave prior to next week's hash I assure you!
Looking like characters from The Andy Griffith Show direct from Mayberry we have Wicked Retahted and Pink Cherry Licker.
Sadly, a visit to the Waste Water Treatment Plant may well have been the highlight of this TIMMY trail!
The last to leave. Why is TIMMY!! hiding a board behind his back? Is he preparing to administer some corporal punishment? Goodnight from Castle Ben Lomond and Trail 1035. May the Hash continue the Crusade in Peace.
Dog Breath was sentenced to a stint on the ice for spending half of Twisted Fister's Fourth of July party drinking and the OTHER half throwing-up everywhere.
Main event time. We're preparing to bid farewell to Just Karee and pervert her into a full-fledged hasher. Here we see Religious Adviser TIMMY informing her a name has been chosen.
Unable to wait in line for a drink, Genital Tongs snares a waitperson and bribes her to bring her a beer.
Here's poor Apple Bobber whom we met along trail and he decided to go with us. Here's an especially narrow and steep section of trail requiring a portage of his (heavy) bicycle!
Circleup for Introductions: Dog Breath, Poon Doggy, Shallow Hole, Finger Nips, Just Emily, Virgin Clarity and Just Mars.