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Unbeknownst to us yet, but darkness would find the gang stumbling up this fairway homing in on the light from the bar
Heading away from a check with behemoth Broke Bench Mountain bearing down on your Hash Flash is a scary sight, let me assure you!!
Visiting Hashers from Chicago H3
RUN: PASSAIC RIVER RUN
NO: 1160
DATE: Monday, June 23, 7:00PM
START: Town Tavern (Flynn's), River Road, Chatham, NJ
On-In: Town Tavern (Flynn's), River Road, Chatham, NJ
And the hares...Twisted Fister and Dung-Fu Grips. Their crimes were many, their successes but few. Goodnight from Trail 731. May the Hash go in Peace.
Hugh Heifer accused Six of Nine of not paying but, in a moment of weakness, Six actually DID pay Hash Cash this week. Six was made to drink anyway because he's still a well-known cheap bastard
The hares down their down-downs for shitty trail. Actually, 'dangerous' may be a better adjective! Goodnight from Trail 843. May the Hash go in Peace.
Virgin Jason listens as Thmp-Thmp delivers the proverbial Chalk Talk. Jason was later heard to say we do not run enough and was instantly excommunicated.
Pink Cheery Licker contracted a case of Swamp Finger from the marshy section of trail and it took Bacon Queef to cure it!
Here we see Bacon Queef disposing of a down-down. A skill I feel certain she did NOT show to the cop that stopped her on trail!
It's a miracle this bird was the only thing to die on this trail. A necropsy Friday morning proved the poor thing died of thirst
I don't know if this teddy bear was LATE for the party or EARLY. I just know he looks lonely. Too bad, so sad.
Princess Di(arrhea) gets wild and crazy on a CHILD'S toy in the park. Children must play as the old saying goes.
On-on-on was well-attended at burger. And yes, most of these trouble-makers continued drinking! Goodnight from Trail 856. May the Hash go in Peace.
This,rather than the standard hash necklace, is what our hare should have been wearing around his neck this evening
And the hare...Dung-Fu Grip. He was penalized for poor marking placement allowing his marks to be washed away. Goodnight from Trail 836. May the Hash go in Peace.
Noe we know what was contained in those back packs Yellow Prick Load and Today Is Monday have been toting around, something leafy and green!
This may be the first time we've ever seen a hare flagrantly ignore tradition and leave on a bike without making the slightest effort to hide it along trail.
Gray Drapes tells Virgin Sara,Get Up and Run,Bitch and Too Drunk To Fuck the harrowing tale of her last date. It appears to almost bring her to tears!!
There are the DFL's to leave Beer Check. It appears Rod Lover is carrying something other than a beer too I dare say. As Just Cat did not attend tonight, I see Moose Turd Pie is getting chummy with Just Emily. Could signal trouble in the future!
Our two Virgins: Al and Shay. Both went the body part route for Joke, Song or Body Part. Harriers, please contact Puff offline for THOSE pictures! (For a nominal fee I might add)
After devouring every crumb we cold find, the action moved into the kitchen where we made sure to DRINK everything we could find!
Shallow Hole, Diddler On The Roofie and Shiny Snail Trail come back from the first of too many false trails
Princess Di(arrhea) and Ho To Housewife sit close to Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack to make sure they go no further than holding hands!
The pack is relegated to the outdoor patio at 99 Bottles by waitstaff that remember our Wharf to Barf pub crawl visit. Thanks, Hugh Heifer.
Next week we will have Virgin Hares Diddler On The Roofie and Fucked-Over Fest. Twisted Fister gives the thumb-up saying he'll review trail before unleashing it on an unsuspecting pack.
Finger Nips, she of the no-life category, was made a laughing stock for completing 175 hashes with Surf City. Somewhat sad, isn't it?
Inappropriately-attired dBASED was chided for opting to attend daughter Little Spit's musical recital instead of hashing. Music can be recorded but NOT a hash trail, ya wanker!!
Summer's Yeast and Stub Rub continue on trail as Mother's Little Felcher stops when he notices his daughter is no longer in her stroller!! Where did she get to, he wonders?!?
This business is well-lit, colorfully decorated and busy too. I wonder if the green cross on the left side has anything to do with their popularity?!?