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They were incredulous when condemned as hideous hares! Goodnight from Trail 624. May the Hash go in Peace
Resident token vegan Ho To Housewife appears to be encountering difficulty finding something safe for her to devour. She was later seen nibbling on the menu!
Here's the last hashers standing as closing time approached. Goodnight from Trail 789. May the Hash go in Peace.
Fap Jack, CumFart Zone and Jizziki are comfortable walking this section of trail. Running through downtown frequently attracts attention from blue-suited people we prefer to avoid.
Tits and Game's shirt says, Here To Service You. I wonder if her (current) husband saw that before she left the house?!?
Puff the Magic Drag Queen and TIMMY are made laughing stocks for the completion of their 669th and 369th hashes with Surf City respectively.
The only thing 'Distinguished' thing about this school is it can boast the Hash House Harriers convened a Liquor Check just beside their playground! Truly an honor.
Swiss Army Cock retrieved his (current) girl-fiend and brought her in the room for a drink. We'll see more of her later...so to speak. View on!
While the one on the right is a cute little girl,the lecherous old man upon whose lap she sits is DEFINITELY not Santa Claus!!! Goodnight from Trail 665. A Merry Christmas to one and all!
TIMMY and Twat Did You Say? tool along Soquel Avenue wondering when trail will make the mandatory on-left or on-right towards home.
Hash Flash Puff the Magic Drag Queen tries to get creative and take a picture in a mirror. Next time, try it without the flash, you half-mind!
dBASED tells Cumcerto, I supplied the house and the food, you should at least do the dishes! Thanks, Scrooge!! Goodnight from Trail 721. Merry Christmas from Surf City H3 to hashers everywhere! May EVERYONE go in Peace.
Dung-Fu Grip has decided to test the waters. I'm glad he didn't being a surf boards, we may not have seen him again tonight.
Fap Jack tries to constrain Pink Cherry Licker. PCL is co-haring this Mardi Gras-theme hash and is anxious to start awarding beads!
Here we see why it is not wise to get close to Hash Flash and especially when dark enough for the camera's flash to be activated. Princess Di(arrhea),now temporarily blinded, would soon be seen, hands in front of her, tripping over a curb and spilling her beer.
Virgin Tully is smiling now. My guess is that his sponsor, Tits and Game, probably did not tell him a lot about hashing!
TIMMY uses a hand to steady himself on this slick, muddy hill. TIMMY is our oldest hasher and it shows too, doesn't it?!?
Over-indulged almost to the point of exhaustion,TIMMY,dBASED and the Rapist fall into a drug-induced stupor! Goodnight from Halloween Hash 657. May the Hash go in Peace
And the (birthday) hare-pair: Fap Jack and Shallow Hole. Their age is beginning to take it's toll. (sorry for the mist on the camera lens, curse this fog) Goodnight from Trail 857. May the Hash go in Peace.
Now we know what it sounds like when doves cry and we're mourning like it's 1999. It's the end of Purple Reign. Rest In Peace, Sweet Prince.
A mortal passing by on her bike offered to snap this year's group picture. However, just as she did so Butter decided it was time to accost Poon Doggy so we had to try again.
Half-minds The Human Pube, Occasional Rapist, dBASED and Hugh Heifer were put in a corner for obvious reasons!
Dung-Fu Grip attempts to justify his starting next week's hash at The Asti to Hugh Heifer. He met with little success
Courtesy Flash was awarded a down-down, most likely because he failed to find a place to get a burrito along trail tonight.
The entrance to Beer Check was guarded by Pink Cheery Licker and Accuprick. Princess Di(arrhea) stares off into Monterey Bay hypnotized by the waves.
This is what awaited the pack upon leaving 99 Bottles. Is it a UFO? A new restaurant opening? View on...
Fucked-Over Fest was joined by Moose Knuckle but only for his first beer. Fucked-Over Fest had to go it alone on the remaining five beers.
On-on-on was at Parish Publick House. Here we encountered long-ago kennel mate Clucker Fucker who has abandoned us to become a Derby Girl. I see she still swills-away nonetheless.
This is where Aptos Creek breached the sandbar stopping it from reaching Monterey Bay. When it finally did break free, it took a small child with it. Luckily, a brave guy waded out and brought the kid safely back to shore.
And the hares... Ho To Housewife and Dung-Fu Grip. In theory this trail looked great. In practice, however, four fools almost drowned!
here are the worst-of-the-worst that refuse to go home till Last Call is sounded! Goodnight from Trail 767. May the Hash go in Peace.
TIMMY!!! delivers the Chalk Talk to today's Virgins. Man, are they ever going to be sorry they picked THIS for their introduction to hashing!
FRB's to Liquor Check, Giant Asexual, Diddler On The Roofie and Dung-Fu Grip had the bottle to themselves for a minute.
Intrigued? The next picture contains a link(it may require pasting) that will provide you with some answers. Just so you'll know, this is NOT Banana's childhood home
And the hares...Shallow Hole and Dung-Fu Grip. Doesn't Shallow Hole's smile smack of postcoital afterglow?!? As for Dung-Fu Grip, doesn't this man appear to be over-occupied with alcohol?
dBASED was awarded a down-down for bringing his pneumonia plague to the hash. His down-down chalice will be immersed in an autoclave prior to next week's hash I assure you!