It allows one to not have to cross the road on a blind curve hoping no one comes by racing their buddy in a car! Here's Edgar's Girlfriend cautiously slithering through and hoping it's not being used by rattlesnakes at the same time

After being granted the exalted position of DFL,Puff enjoyed the Bethany Curve Greenbelt all by himself

The stairs on-up from Privates look quite formidable in the dark and fog.

A mini-circleup of hashers confront the hare demanding good trail

Wicked Retahted was congratulated for making a rare guest appearance at Beer Check.

Thmp-Thmp and Ho To Housewife were thanked for knowing drunks all over the county and especially the ones that hosted the impromptu Gorilla Beer Check.

Just Robbed, The Arabian Goggler, Summer's Yeast and Virgin Brian circleup for introductions. I see Summer's Yeast and Virgin Brian intend to drink right up until on-out time!

I don't know what beer Finger Nips is having but I'll steal the old movie line: I'll have what she's having!

While quite picturesque, there simply must have been an easier way to get us here!

Here's Diddler on the Roofie negotiating a fallen tress to access first Beer Check.

Unbeknownst to us yet, but darkness would find the gang stumbling up this fairway homing in on the light from the bar

Deadliest Snatch and Princess Di(arrhea) were sentenced for not hashing trail.

Heading away from a check with behemoth Broke Bench Mountain bearing down on your Hash Flash is a scary sight, let me assure you!!

Visiting Hashers from Chicago H3

RUN: PASSAIC RIVER RUN

NO: 1160

DATE: Monday, June 23, 7:00PM

START: Town Tavern (Flynn's), River Road, Chatham, NJ

On-In: Town Tavern (Flynn's), River Road, Chatham, NJ

And the hares...Twisted Fister and Dung-Fu Grips. Their crimes were many, their successes but few. Goodnight from Trail 731. May the Hash go in Peace.

Hugh Heifer accused Six of Nine of not paying but, in a moment of weakness, Six actually DID pay Hash Cash this week. Six was made to drink anyway because he's still a well-known cheap bastard

The hares down their down-downs for shitty trail. Actually, 'dangerous' may be a better adjective! Goodnight from Trail 843. May the Hash go in Peace.

Virgin Jason listens as Thmp-Thmp delivers the proverbial Chalk Talk. Jason was later heard to say we do not run enough and was instantly excommunicated.

Pink Cheery Licker contracted a case of Swamp Finger from the marshy section of trail and it took Bacon Queef to cure it!

Straight To Gay, Bloody Wanker and Shady Curtains break down one of the many games hashers brought today.

Circleup for Introductions: Just Mars, Just Shay, Vaginal Repair Kit and Steamy Baanorrhea.

Princess Di(arrhea) celebrates the (mostly) successful completion of her 150th hash with Surf City by giving a Billy Idol-like rebel yell of her new favorite cheer: Balls Deep!!!

Probably no description is necessary here! One of the hares jerked around too long and was snared.

And the hares... dBASED and Courtesy Flush. Beer Check location was the only part of this trail that was appreciated.

Banana had no more to say,his final information was written rather than oral

Hash 415 started from Aloha Island Grille

On-on-on-on was at the One-Double-Oh-Seven and was attended by 6 of 9, Banana Basher, Bailas Con Burros and Pearl Necklace. Farewell from Trail 811 and Wharf to Barf 2015. May the Hash go in Peace.

Ho To Housewife is pulled up a hill by Butters with Shallow Hole and her sled dog Poon Doggie closing in.

It's a miracle this bird was the only thing to die on this trail. A necropsy Friday morning proved the poor thing died of thirst

I don't know if this teddy bear was LATE for the party or EARLY. I just know he looks lonely. Too bad, so sad.

Princess Di(arrhea) gets wild and crazy on a CHILD'S toy in the park. Children must play as the old saying goes.

On-on-on was well-attended at burger. And yes, most of these trouble-makers continued drinking! Goodnight from Trail 856. May the Hash go in Peace.

Ho To Housewife plods along the road at Seacliff State Beach. She appears to enjoy the high moisture content of the air here.

This,rather than the standard hash necklace, is what our hare should have been wearing around his neck this evening

Poon Doggy has developed an affinity for pizza!

And the hare...Dung-Fu Grip. He was penalized for poor marking placement allowing his marks to be washed away. Goodnight from Trail 836. May the Hash go in Peace.

Noe we know what was contained in those back packs Yellow Prick Load and Today Is Monday have been toting around, something leafy and green!

This may be the first time we've ever seen a hare flagrantly ignore tradition and leave on a bike without making the slightest effort to hide it along trail.

Tits and Game becomes the 'centerpiece', so to speak, of a few (a)rousing verses of Alouette!

Gray Drapes tells Virgin Sara,Get Up and Run,Bitch and Too Drunk To Fuck the harrowing tale of her last date. It appears to almost bring her to tears!!

Just Sara takes advantage of a little shade while stupider hashers solve the check for her

There are the DFL's to leave Beer Check. It appears Rod Lover is carrying something other than a beer too I dare say. As Just Cat did not attend tonight, I see Moose Turd Pie is getting chummy with Just Emily. Could signal trouble in the future!

Our two Virgins: Al and Shay. Both went the body part route for Joke, Song or Body Part. Harriers, please contact Puff offline for THOSE pictures! (For a nominal fee I might add)

After devouring every crumb we cold find, the action moved into the kitchen where we made sure to DRINK everything we could find!

Here's out GM, Shallow Hole, who has volunteered to take over Puff's Hash Cash duties for this hash. We also see Thmp-Thmp and Princess Di(arrhea) pretending they do not see her in hopes of avoiding having to pay. This ploy will NOT work with Shallow Hole.

The pack perched on the rocks like lizards sunning themselves.

This stained-glass panel in the front window is by FAR the most attractive part of the Med!

Shouldn't the female represented here be cradling a ukulele rather than an acoustic guitar?!?

Princess Di(arrhea) and Ho To Housewife sit close to Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack to make sure they go no further than holding hands!