If the sun had been at the proper angle, Diddler On The Roofie,Twisted Fister and Princess Di(arrhea) would have blinded the camera!

In the opinion of many Santa Cruzans,this is exactly what Whole Food does to mom-and-pop grocery stores:'MAR' them!

Pity the fool that wants to shoot some pool tonight, this area has been commandeered by the Hash!

Pink Cherry Licker and Shallow Hole were objects of beauty in their white ensembles

Nothing special, I was just impressed with how many lights this homeowner decorated with.

Another of his notorious lame down-down nominations netted Dog Breath a keep-your-mouth-shut down-downs.

Nipple Butt made an appearance and we had a rare guest appearance from...

And the hares...Princess Di(arrhea) and Thmp-Thmp. The only thing spookier than these two jokers tonight was their trail!

I was unable to get to the wedding cake before it was savagely attacked by wild animals. I can tell you though, that it was excellent

Thmp-Thmp and USO Oh Ohh! refuse to let Cinco de Mayo go!

The first block of trail was so unbelievably inept it gave the pack a huge amount of time for socializing. Note Hugh Heifer leaning against the sign. Cow-tipping, anyone?

Project Cumway and Pedofiddler have enough wits remaining to temper their imbibing and keep a glass of water close at hand as well.

The Human Pube was selected as the evening's Beer Fairy.

Occasional Rapist and New Kids On My Cock exit the Red Room looking for the location of circleup. Try following the OTHER half-minds!

Yes, you're right. It's getting dark and these losers are STILL swilling away!

Achy-Breaky Snatch was awarded a patch for completing her 25th hash with us. And gee, it only took 8 years!

More backsliderrs. Here's Pearl Necklace, Last Call Norm and Shiny Snail Trail getting lectured by TIMMY

Dude! I saw this tree in the woods and it was like, really gnarly, man!!

Who in their right mind would actually name a street Suburbia?!? Well, keeping Santa Cruz weird I guess

Tiny Whint Bitch, in his last hash before moving to Washington, is presented with a foot patch for the completion of his 100th hash with Surf City. So long TW!

Surf City H3 Co-GM's Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack send a message to lazy kennel mates who did not show snout tonight.

Look at all these visitors!! We had a total of NINE!

TIMMY!! tells Butt Balls and Accuprick, This gettin' old thing is gettin' old! How profound.

Here's the answer to the previous question. Here we are at The Red Room. Hash flash is done-in! Goodnight from Wharf to Barf Pub Crawl. May the Hash go in Peace.

Dung-Fu Grip displays his half-mindedness for one and all to see on the 'balance beam' and Virgin Thomas shys away from the bottle of hideous orange liquid just visible on-right.

Courtesy Flush attempts to tie Dung-Fu Grip's cravat. However, due to his current level of intoxication... Dung-Fu is lucky he didn't get choked to death!

Steamy Baanorrhea was punished for yelling, I'm first' upon his arrival at Beer Check and Dung-Fu Grip and Ho To Housewife for going too far in the creek.

Hugh Heifer to Wicked Retahted: Pinch my butt one more time and you're going to meet The Fist of Death!

A brightly-attired Slonad hoofs it through the arcade and is probably considering a Gorilla Beer Check at the Palomar Restaurant.

Wicked Retahted perches on a beer stool with his omnipresent Coors Light in a glass with ice! Geez, what's wrong with this man?!?

This is Dog Breath's tactile reason to smile; he's putting the moves on Hogazm!!

The Pacific Ocean meets the coast of California. Mercifully, trail did not take drunken hashers near the ocean

Tits and Game appears to be overheating. She's been warned that too much running is bad for a person!

Ho To Housewife takes a break from the action. Well, either that or she's no longer capable of standing!

No longer needing to be pulled along trail, Ho To Housewife gave Toilet Baby back to owner Twisted Fister. Cumcerto believes Toilet Baby will be good protection so she accompanies them for on-in.

Interesting location for a massage parlor! In this case, 'VIP' may stand for Very Important Prisoner

The waves would coming hitting the zone in double-overhead sets as the pack crossed Sunny Cove

How did fresh from surgery and resident gimp Finger Nips beat me to Beer Check?!?

An impromptu Gorilla Beer Check was convened at the home of a friend of Ho To Housewife. Good stuff!

Cumsession's wearing of OP's would get her tail parked on the ice with Puff later

Religion over? No problem! The beer trough is still here, there's still hot buttered rum in the house and the neighbors have yet to call the coppers on us!!

Finger Nips barged into Virgin Kelsi's moment in the sun and was sentenced to join her in a down-down as well.

The Renaissance Faire folk have moved on from simple fencing to full body armor by now!

Camera couldn't take it all in:Imagination is more important than knowledge. Great sign to see at a high school,no wonder kids cut class so much!!!

Accuprick, Jersey Lunchbox, Cold Smegma Kamikaze and Rubik's Pube commune at Beer Check. Odin appears to have something in his mouth!

Next to the altar was the back sliders: Just Evan, Moose Turd Pie, Diddler On The Roofie and Just Nate.

Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker and Bacon Queef lead the walkers on-up to Beer Check in Ocean View Park.

Illustrating the old hashing adage, 'Never give up the high ground', no one wishes to check on-down this huge hill until it is the only remaining option!

I think the alley behind the Double-Oh is not a very safe place after dark!

The Walton Lighthouse at the mouth of the Small Craft Harbor is so festively decorated it looks like a ride at the Beach Boardwalk!