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Rat Pussy wisely awaits the on-on before heading on-out again. He's been fooled more than once on this trail tonight.
Thmp-Thmp was prepared to smack Just Foot Pussy is he failed to removed his hat for his welcoming down-down.
Rat Pussy, Poon Doggy, Ho To Housewife and dBASED sprint along the Branciforte Creek pathway. They do not know it yet but they are running directly into the maw of a YBF!
Co-hare Just Foot Pussy delivered an inadequate version of Instructions of Trail. If you're wondering about the Under New Management shirt, he and Bacon Queef wed recently. If you're a married man, you'll understand.
The 'Bachelors for Awhile' trio of Banana Basher,Stupid Pussy and Lube Me Up,Scotty were reminded their wives WILL be coming back
Pussy Wood, Ho To Housewife and Deadliest Snatch were awarded down-downs for being the only hashers to wear headlights. (Which harriette said 'head'?!)
Pussy Wood is wished success in her upcoming Fellowship in France. Even better, we will be shed of her skin for the next three months!
Rat Pussy and Just Foot Pussy were labeled 'puta' by a small Mexican girl who saw their names along trail.
Ahhhto Bahng Stander, Pussy Wood, Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack get into a pitcher of margaritas immediately. Note matching unicorn tattoos on Stander and Pussy Wood. How cutesy!!
Circleup for introductions: Princess Di(arrhea), Thmp-Thmp, Just Foot Pussy, Jizziki, Achy-Breaky Snatch, Wicked Retahted, Hugh Heifer and Fap Jack. Is Princess getting ready to bite Thmp-Thmp?!?
Just behind Marisol and Jeremiah are our walkers. I see no one has bothered to tell Wet Feral Pussy she has her lamp shade on upside down. I guess she's good for a few laughs at least.
In the starting gate: Fucked-Over Fest and Ziggy; Ho To Housewife and Maui; Fap Jack and Poon Doggy. Get ready to run!
Oranjello the cat.
close-up.
upstairs, Clint and Carolyn's house, Alexandria, Virginia.
May 2, 2015.
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BACKSTORY: Got up around 8:50AM, made it out driving by ~9:15 and went out until 2:27PM for a total of 5.25 hours. Spent $60.55 plus ~$10.66 gas for 40.0 miles of driving (14 mpg @ $3.73/G), for a total cost of $71.21. We drove to 24 yard sales, stopping at 15 (62%) of them. We made 44 purchases (69 items) for a total estimated value of $814.81, leading to a profit/savings of $743.60. So in essence, we multiplied our $71.21 investment by 11.44X. (Also, if you think about it, the profit counts for even more when you consider that we have to earn ~$900 on the job, pre-tax, in order to take home the $789 in cash that we saved. How long does $900 of disposable income take to earn, vs the 5.25 hrs we spent here?) Anyway, this works out to a *post-tax* "wage" of $124.26/hr as a couple or $62.13/hr per person.
THE TAKE:
$5.00: lawn darts, Regent "Slider" Jarts, model 73929, in box, part no. 01-73927, Regent Sports Corporation, Hauppauge, NY 11787 (EV:$100)
$5.00: (8) generic folding chairs (EV:$11.99)
$5.00: ottoman, leather, 18.5x18.5x16.5" high, with storage area (EV:$51.00)
$5.00: wooden multishelf unit, 30x24x5" deep, 7 shelves (EV:$29.00) (not quite this, but I can't find anything more exact)
$4.00: mechanic's creeper, on wheels (EV:$24.49)
$4.00: clock radio, Proton 320, Model #320, Serial # P32178259 (EV:$22.83)
$3.00: fan, adjusts from 33" high to 47" high, white, plastic, Galaxy, turns out it doesn't work. (EV:$32.69), but we are counting it as $0.00 since it didn't work.
$3.00: lamp, silver, metal clip on, 9" extension, model hbp1001c-109, 12746 SKU: 717-880 "DLC" 0-4633584495-7, date: 201203, E91675 (EV:$28.49)
$3.00: bag of hotel toiletries, 11 bottles of lotion (SolTerre), 17 bottles of shampoo (SolTerre), 16 bars of soap (SolTerre), 1 small container of Morton's salt and 1 small container of Morton's pepper (EV:$21.99)
$3.00: car tray, interior, Keller, 2 cup holders, 10x16"(EV:$27.48), it's not quite this, but I can't find a closer match.
$2.00: cordless vacuum, SharK-15.6 volts, sv7514 (EV:$28.99)
$2.00: mirror, magnifying, wall-mount, ConAir The Classique Collection #41742, 8" diameter, 5x magnification, tri-fold arm extends 12.5" from wall, outer arm swivals 360 degrees, (EV:$42.74)
$1.00: extension cord, white, 2-prong, 6ft, vendor# 64646 (EV:$5.32)
$1.00: guitar, First Act Discovery, missing 3 strings, FG 125, 31"x10" (EV:$1.04)
$1.00: game, roller dice, Sportcraft, model no. 11005, barcode 04473610053 (EV:$3.01 price tag)
$1.00: hanging metal decoration, 18 point metal star, welded, very sharp and pointy, 18" across (EV:$81.90)
$1.00: (6) bottles of hair spray, flourescent, Star Quality, 5 bottles 3.5 oz each (3 purple, 1 green, 1 silver), 1 bottle 3.0 oz (yellow) (EV:$0.40 each price tags)
$1.00: carpet freshener, Glade, 42.6 oz (EV:$5.29)
$1.00: toy, Sit 'n Spin, blue with cow face. PlaySkool, 2013 Hasbro (EV:$18.89)
$1.00: toy, airplane, some sort of hard plastic material, WestAir N360SE, 17.5x18.25" (EV:$5?)
$1.00: toy, airplane, some sort of hard plastic material, Piedmont Commuter, N332SB, 14.25x18.25(EV:$5?)
$1.00: pan, skillet, flat, square, Calphalon, 11x11 (EV:$19.95)
$1.00: game, Blockbuster Movie Game, plays with any movie (EV:$5.00)
$1.00: 2 speakers, 5" cubes, Optimus XTS 40, Cat no 40-1991, wire kind (EV:$13.26)
$1.00: picture frame, 15.5x12.5, wood trim (EV:$22.99)
$1.00: snow shovel, definitely needed after both of ours broke this past winter! (EV:$8.98)
$0.50: vinegar, White House, half a 64oz bottle (EV:$1.70 at Peapod)
$0.50: wrapping paper, 40" long roll (EV:$1.00)
$0.25: shirt, holographic, Disney Camp Rock, style #k2826t0005 (EV:$9.00) Not an exact match.
$0.25: toy, Simpsons, Lisa Simpson, Burger King, 2011, light up red chest, 3"hx2"w (EV:$5.99)
$0.25: toy, Adventure Time, Jake, McDonalds, with spring chest, 3.5"x2.25(EV:$1.00)
$0.25: instrument, recorder, pink clear plastic, Yamaha (EV:$4.97)
$0.25: toy, top, gyroscope, with plastic case, CBOCS (EV:$4.99 price tag)
$0.10: glue, Elmer's Wood Glue, 8 fl oz (EV:$1.99 for 4 fl oz so $3.98 for 8 fl oz)
$0.10: lint brush, Magic Brush, Helmac Products, yellow plastic handle (EV:$6.45)
$0.10: toy, matchbox car, Cheerios, Chex, 43, blue and yellow, 3"x1"(EV:$1.04)
$FREE: lamp, 28" high, 11" wide (EV:$5.00)
$FREE: carpet, for outside (EV:$12.00)
$FREE: Sit 'n Spin, green with red face, PlaySkool, 2004 Hasbro, requires batteries and has button but it doesn't seem to work (EV:$18.89)
$FREE: paint, white, maybe 1/4 of a gallon of Glidden Ultra Hide Latex Eggshell (EV:$2.99 rationale:$11.97 for a gallon)
$FREE: candy, Ice Chips Margarita, sweetened with xylitol, 1.76 oz, shrinkwrapped (EV:$27.95 for 6, or 4.65 each)
$FREE: jar, plastic, locking top, DynaWare 10x5.5" (EV:$10.19)
$FREE: 7 manga books, Manga Shakespeare, Julius Caesar, Othello, Hamlet, Macbeth, Romeo & Juliet, The Tempest, A MidSummer Night's Dream (EV:$9.95 price tag for 4 of them, $10.95 price tag for 3 of them)
$FREE: wig, blonde with darker streaks, the lady called it a "Miley Cyris" wig (EV:$5.85)
Deadliest Snatch chided (tonight's) boyfriend Rat Pussy for not cleaning up the hash marks from their driveway from last week's Beer Check at their home.
Just Foot Pussy was congratulated for shedding blood on trail. However, he was laughed at for running into a tree stump. Uh, it's not like they move!
Thmp-Thmp, Transcuntnanal, Cock Throbbin' and Pussy Wood express displeasure with another forced crossing if busy, high-speed Highway 1.
Rat Pussy, Dung-Fu Grip and Achy-Breaky Snatch struggle up (yet) another hill. We can't even see the damn ridge line yet.
Deadliest Snatch does not wish to be DFL this evening and leaves Rat Pussy and Princess Di(arrhea) to fend for themselves.
We're right beside Monterey Bay now and Deadliest Snatch, Rat Pussy, Transcuntnanal and Pussy Wood begin to be obscured by the mist.
Bacon Queef has her temporary on-on tat inspected by (current) husband Just Foot Pussy. I'm certain a more 'detailed' exam will be performed at home later.
Twisted Fister, The Human Pube, Steamy Baanorrhea and Just Foot Pussy were punished as back sliders.
Cum Pumper is presented with a patch for her first haring. With luck, it will be her last as well. Cum Pumper has, however, developed a huge following on Flickr. Obviously, these people do not know her like we do!
Broke Bench Mountain and Cuff My Muff crowd around Choka-cola and Hairy Potter for their first viewing of their cute, little offspring.
The easiest picture tonight was that of Hairy's pate. More than enough light was reflected so even Puff's cheap-ass camera could focus
Hash Theater.
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Steve.D.Hammond.
Rat Pussy and Deadliest Snatch were congratulated for a double anniversary: The completion of both their 25th hash AND their 25th CONSECUTIVE hash! Geez, get a (real) life, kids!!
I recognize that yellow bag Pussy Galore is rooting through!! She's been to Marini's Candy store again!!! Doesn't look like she's much into the sharing thing either, does it?!?
Transcuntnanal and Pussy Wood have a 'message' for their fair-weather kennel mates: You lazy bastards!
Cum Pumper pumped out an amazing quantity of blood for being such a small critter! A tale of treachery would emerge during Religion about this injury. Stay tuned-in.
Here are the worst of the worst, Accuprick, Rat Pussy, TIMMY, Deadliest Snatch and The Pedofiddler, settling their bar tab. Goodnight from Trail 824. May the Hash go in Peace.
Co-hares (birthday girl) Hugh Heifer and Cum Lord swill heavily while TIMMY stands guard to insure they do not become too intoxicated.
Harriettes Finger Nips, Hugh Heifer and Pussy Wood were chided for following Pearl Necklace on trail when he was trying to shortcut.
Pussy Wood, Transcuntnanal and Princess Di(arrhea) give not a thought to cars as they meander aimlessly across dark, busy streets.
Here's Deep Stroke hawking her wares. She's still trying to divest herself of the last of the Sex on the Beach she concocted for us. I wish she'd left it in her motorhome, or, better yet, pour that stuff in the gas tank!!
Some Circle-up for Introduction action: Flip-Flops On the Rocks, Wicked Retahted, Rat Pussy, Bacon Queef, Occasional Rapist.
This group: Apple Bobber, Pink Cherry Licker, Cumcerto, Just Foot Pussy, Bacon Queef and Rat Pussy were punished for not carrying bottle openers with them.
As introductions were about to start I took notice of Wet Feral Pussy and her idea of a lamp shade. Looks upside down to me! She may not even possess HALF a mind!?!