Here's Surf City's new Beer Wagon, Rat Pussy's '71 Cadillac Eldorado sporting a five-HUNDRED cubic inch V-8. Have we got old-school classic style or WHAT?!?

First of the flock to feed: Just Foot Pussy, Cock Throbbin', Thmp-Thmp and Princess Di(arrhea)

Drinks Like A Bitch eavesdrops on some chick talk from Wet Feral Pussy and Wet Hairs

Hare-pair Pussy Wood and Electric Labia Land shared little during Instructions of Trail. Basically they said, Good Luck!

Just Pussy Foot appears to be on a 'runners high' as he hoofs it on-up the trail from Seacliff State Beach.

Diddler On The Roofie, Wet Feral Pussy and Accuprick must have really ran crossing this street, note the red light on the opposite side and the truck rushing by!

Just Foot Pussy and Just Nate watch as Thmp-Thmp's face turns inside out after his encounter with the bottle at Liquor Check.

Hairy Potter and Lizzardo listen as Cuff My Muff lists the reasons she does not trust hare Foot Loose and Panty Free

Fap Jack's unacceptable facial features are attended to by surrogate mother Pink Cherry Licker as Just Foot Pussy wonders, What the hell?!?

A crowd gathers around the pitcher, no surprise there. I see Just Foot Pussy is still sporting his 'summer' hair cut!

Back Sliders Pussy Wood, Bareback Unicrack, Banana Basher, Snapping Twat and Tiny Wanker were punished for their poor behavior.

Pussy Sipper, Shallow Hole, her (current) husband Waxi-pad and TIMMY's long-suffering wife fire up their ragin'-cajun music machine. Most excellent, too!

Here we see the response of co-hares Ho To Housewife and Pussy Wood to a question about their trail: Complete silence and then they left!

The remnants of the pack, Accuprick, Hangs Loose, Just Foot Pussy, Bacon Queef and Dung-Fu Grip enjoy one more beer before calling it quits. Happy St. Patrick's Day to one and all. Goodnight from Trail 845. May the Hash go in Peace.

Thmp-Thmp is in harrier heaven surrounded by but a few of our hot harriettes: Hugh Heifer, Twat Did You Say?, Princess Di(arrhea) and Pussy Wood.

Co-hares Ho To Housewife and Pussy Woods ask the pack if they have questions pertaining to trail.

Just Foot Pussy prepares to suck on the bottle left for us at Liquor Check. I hope he didn't have too many beers at prelube!

hash student body

Before he forgets his name, Just Foot Pussy scribbles his hash handle on his drinking vessel.

No hash name Jo drinking from the "Hashit".

Deadliest Snatch listens intently as co-hares Ho To Housewife and Pussy Wood deliver Instructions of Trail and dBASED sets his watch for their 15 lead time.

TIMMY and Thmp-Thmp are joined in these discarded chairs by Just Pussy Foot. Does his pose remind you of Burt Reynolds in the April '72 Cosmopolitan magazine?!?

Co-hares Rat Pussy and Pussy Wood were satisfied to let Just Foot Pussy deliver Instructions of Trail. I agree, one friggin' liar is enough!

Lead hare Ho To Housewife delivers Instructions of Trail as Virgin Co-Hares Rat Pussy and Deadliest Snatch listen and are dismayed by the lies being told about their trail.

My sisters taeyang HasH O3O.

Hes name is Jamie Rich.

hash?

TIMMY and Plastic Pussy try to remain inconspicuous as the RA scans the clan for victims.

Rat Pussy, Deadliest Snatch, Occasional Rapist and dBASED await the arrival of their next beer. How typical. Goodnight from Trail 807. May the Hash go in Peace.

Virgin Nate makes the decision New Kids On My Cock, Thmp-Thmp and Rat Pussy are weird and he does not wish to be seen with them. Wise decision, Virgin Nate!

Plastic Pussy was chided for his back-sliding ways

First Responders, AKA 'mooches', Pink Cherry Licker, Fap Jack, Princess Di(arrhea) and Pussy Wood had first shot at all the shots available!

Co-hare Electric Labia Land pals around with (current) consort Shameless Butt Plug. He wisely avoided this trail too.

Tongue Job circles single harriettes Finger Nips and Pussy Wood as a Great White Shark would a fur seal!

Rat Pussy and Ho To Housewife guard the check even though Dog Breath wants them to check in a direction he himself is far too lazy to go.

This section of circleup for introductions features Jizziki, Just Foot Pussy, Twisted Fister, Princess Di(arrhea), Courtesy Flush and Just Sasha.

Finger Nips was invited to join the RA at the altar for screwing-up the song crooned to Just Foot Pussy.

Analversaries: Accuprick for 200 hashes, Pussy Wood for 25, Steamy Baanorrhea for 25 and, the harrier with No Life, dBASED an astounding 675.

Plastic Pussy exhibits the visual representation of his name he found in a pervert store somewhere!

Just Foot Pussy was awarded a patch for the (mostly) successful completion of his 50th hash with us.

Ho To Housewife to Just Foot Pussy: Don't fall, fool. I'm putting my feet exactly where you put yours!

Dung-Fu Grip, Thmp-Thmp, Jizziki and Rat Pussy debate whether or not to even attempt a trail they are 100% sure will suck!

Hey, Pussy Wood. I bet you'd love to have your 'Way' with a 'Woody' occasionally, wouldn't ya?!?

Co-hare Hugh Heifer has just returned from retrieving the bottle from Liquor Check and Pussy Wood goes to meet her. That lush!

Rat Pussy wisely awaits the on-on before heading on-out again. He's been fooled more than once on this trail tonight.

Thmp-Thmp was prepared to smack Just Foot Pussy is he failed to removed his hat for his welcoming down-down.

Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip thanks the harriettes that 'complied' at a Boob Check: CumFart Zone, Achy-Breaky Snatch, Anal Fulcrum, Cumcerto and Pink Cherry Licker.

Co-hare Just Foot Pussy delivered an inadequate version of Instructions of Trail. If you're wondering about the Under New Management shirt, he and Bacon Queef wed recently. If you're a married man, you'll understand.

Pussy Wood is wished success in her upcoming Fellowship in France. Even better, we will be shed of her skin for the next three months!