Tits and Game's shirt says, Here To Service You. I wonder if her (current) husband saw that before she left the house?!?

Ghetto Man and Cum Rash (that's the one exhibiting her ample breasts!) appear complacent to allow other hounds the privilege of solving this check

Puff the Magic Drag Queen and TIMMY are made laughing stocks for the completion of their 669th and 369th hashes with Surf City respectively.

It would appear Ho To Housewife is growing weary of being made fun of for being tonight's DFL.

While the one on the right is a cute little girl,the lecherous old man upon whose lap she sits is DEFINITELY not Santa Claus!!! Goodnight from Trail 665. A Merry Christmas to one and all!

dBASED and Pink Cherry Licker were punished for screwing-up a hash song.

TIMMY and Twat Did You Say? tool along Soquel Avenue wondering when trail will make the mandatory on-left or on-right towards home.

Hash Flash Puff the Magic Drag Queen tries to get creative and take a picture in a mirror. Next time, try it without the flash, you half-mind!

dBASED tells Cumcerto, I supplied the house and the food, you should at least do the dishes! Thanks, Scrooge!! Goodnight from Trail 721. Merry Christmas from Surf City H3 to hashers everywhere! May EVERYONE go in Peace.

Virgin Rhonda was welcomed to the hash. For Joke,Song or Body Part she flattered the pack with a joke AND a flash!!

Dung-Fu Grip has decided to test the waters. I'm glad he didn't being a surf boards, we may not have seen him again tonight.

Fap Jack tries to constrain Pink Cherry Licker. PCL is co-haring this Mardi Gras-theme hash and is anxious to start awarding beads!

Here we see why it is not wise to get close to Hash Flash and especially when dark enough for the camera's flash to be activated. Princess Di(arrhea),now temporarily blinded, would soon be seen, hands in front of her, tripping over a curb and spilling her beer.

Flip-Flop On The Rocks and Wicked Retahted were punished for skipping trail and simply heading for a nearby Chinese restaurant.

THIS is what Accu's really aiming for though

TIMMY uses a hand to steady himself on this slick, muddy hill. TIMMY is our oldest hasher and it shows too, doesn't it?!?

Puff's cat Sasha was none too happy by the carousing taking place right outside her bedroom window

The obligatory stop at Riverside Lighting for the official picture of the pack on our annual Lampshade Hash. Half-minds one and all!!

Cum Lord enjoys on-on-on. With Pussy Galore,it's difficult to tell where the shirt stops and the person begins

Over-indulged almost to the point of exhaustion,TIMMY,dBASED and the Rapist fall into a drug-induced stupor! Goodnight from Halloween Hash 657. May the Hash go in Peace

And the (birthday) hare-pair: Fap Jack and Shallow Hole. Their age is beginning to take it's toll. (sorry for the mist on the camera lens, curse this fog) Goodnight from Trail 857. May the Hash go in Peace.

Broke Bench Mountain was overjoyed to find good reception at on-on-on.

Half-minds The Human Pube, Occasional Rapist, dBASED and Hugh Heifer were put in a corner for obvious reasons!

Broke Bench is awarded a whoopee cushion as Troublemaker of the Year

Dung-Fu Grip attempts to justify his starting next week's hash at The Asti to Hugh Heifer. He met with little success

The first check, shy of a hundred yards from on-out, proved problematic and provided Ghetto Man with a few minutes to sexually assault Shiny Snail Trail!

Accuprick began listing a number of acts, both rude and painful, that would befall Paki-Sack if he ever went for his beer again!! Goodnight from Trail 706. May the Hash go in Peace.

Courtesy Flash was awarded a down-down, most likely because he failed to find a place to get a burrito along trail tonight.

Ho To Housewife leads the litter on-out. Most showed reluctance to leave the bar!

The moon laughs down at the pack as we trudge trail terrified.

This picture was taken soon after Hugh Heifer and Shady Curtains came back from Tampico. They were both profoundly intoxicated and we ALL got the boot! Yes, we were 86'ed from 99!!

This is what awaited the pack upon leaving 99 Bottles. Is it a UFO? A new restaurant opening? View on...

Hash Tag

Here's Asses Up in one of her seldom-visited pensive moments.

Fucked-Over Fest was joined by Moose Knuckle but only for his first beer. Fucked-Over Fest had to go it alone on the remaining five beers.

On-on-on was at Parish Publick House. Here we encountered long-ago kennel mate Clucker Fucker who has abandoned us to become a Derby Girl. I see she still swills-away nonetheless.

This is where Aptos Creek breached the sandbar stopping it from reaching Monterey Bay. When it finally did break free, it took a small child with it. Luckily, a brave guy waded out and brought the kid safely back to shore.

A parting shot(so to speak) as we finally herd the herd away from this venue.

And the hares... Ho To Housewife and Dung-Fu Grip. In theory this trail looked great. In practice, however, four fools almost drowned!

Finger Nips: Quit taking pictures of my butt, Puff!

Here's the perfect ending to a day of great hashing; a little bit of kissy-face romance from perennial love-birds Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker. Goodnight from Saturday Wharf to Barf. May the Hash go in Peace.

Many people told me they firmly believed hashing is the best solution to any and all maladies!

TIMMY!!! delivers the Chalk Talk to today's Virgins. Man, are they ever going to be sorry they picked THIS for their introduction to hashing!

FRB's to Liquor Check, Giant Asexual, Diddler On The Roofie and Dung-Fu Grip had the bottle to themselves for a minute.

This now fenced-off stream is the one that clogged a few years back and flooded a mobile home park and the Capitola Police Station. The results? View on..

Intrigued? The next picture contains a link(it may require pasting) that will provide you with some answers. Just so you'll know, this is NOT Banana's childhood home

And the hares...Shallow Hole and Dung-Fu Grip. Doesn't Shallow Hole's smile smack of postcoital afterglow?!? As for Dung-Fu Grip, doesn't this man appear to be over-occupied with alcohol?

Looking like characters from The Andy Griffith Show direct from Mayberry we have Wicked Retahted and Pink Cherry Licker.