Just Steve and Fucked-Over Fest survived another grin-and-bear-it moment at the hash by christening their new shoes.

This is the second time in as many visits to DeLaveaga Park that we've stumbled across reformed harriette Tater Tits. (in white) Here she is again with two friends walking their Rhodesian Ridgebacks.

Co-hare and birthday boy Fap Jack listens as Randi Bambi attempts to pry Beer Check location from him. Insufficient bribe money was offered though.

Dung-Fu Grip and Fucked-Over Fest wait, money in hand, to get one more beer before on-out. Both are well-known heavy drinkers.

Just our usual bevy of beauties at a Surf City hash: Cumz Out My Nose, Snatch.cum and Goldie Coxxx. Ho-hum.

Significant swilling occurred here while awaiting the arrival of DFL's Dung-Fu Grip and Ho To Housewife. They completed every wet step of trail in Carbonera Creek. Half-minds!!

Puff the Magic Drag Queen looks as if he forgot where he parked his car.

When polled for their opinion of trail, Ska Skank

Redemption and Finger Nips expressed their opinion succinctly!!

Beer Check at last and at the palatial estate of Just Robin. Now I REALLY wonder what she does for a living! Wanna go inside?

Yes, keep clear. You would not wish to be near this door when fire chooses to exit!

dBASED, notoriously afraid of cold weather, already wears his Happi Coat while waitperson Hailey gathers the first discarded glass of the evening.

Yes, we're back to Redz. Hash Flash refused to take his camera out of it's waterproof bag in the pouring rain. Let's watch people dry off and eat now.

Just Steve and Just Andrew(carrying the remnants of Liquor Check in a CLEAR bag!) head through a parking lot deftly avoiding a CHP officer in the next lot over.

She was feeding quarters into this machine in the guy's bathroom. Good afternoon from Trail 606. May the Hash go in Peace.

Less than a block from on-out and Bareback Unicrack and Virgin Marie are already walking!?!

Beer Check on the harbor jetty was in full-tilt boogie mode by the time Eagle Trail DFL's TIMMY and Puff the Magic Drag Queen arrived. These bastards better have left us a beer!!

Pink Cherry Licker and Shallow Hole celebrate the joy of surviving the shiggy and, furthermore, NOT being hit by a wayward golf ball! I'd watch that cactus to your left though!!

Taco Tramp carries TIMMY's old man walker. He appears to be too busy drinking to use it right now.

Moose Turd Pie and Slonad leave civilization behind and head on-up a foot path and through a small patch of poison oak. We've just passed the Turkey-Eagle split.

Wicked Retahted and Flip-Flop On The Rocks were awarded down-downs for assuming the FRB position on trail tonight.

Virgin Hilary's brother, Just Jordan (Tobago H3), is responsible for Hilary and Mary Kate's appearance. Let's see how much sibling love remains after tonight

Hot Harriette Huddle: Chippin' Ballz, Occasional Rapist, Cumz Out My Nose.

Cum Lord is asked about the rumors as to why he only lets Pussy Galore adopt FEMALE dogs

Religion over, RA Dung-Fu Grip walks away from the altar, chairs begin to be folded up for the trip home. The 2016 edition of Wharf to Barf is winding down.

This should have read, 'Watch your STEP'. It was a very steep ( and damned dark by now) hill. However, watching your FEET rather than where you were placing them would have insured your arriving at the bottom with by a a broken neck!!!

The walk to on-on-on was beneath a moon that just cried for the howling of a werewolf nearby.

Virgin Carolyn soon joined the other Virgins. Carolyn flashed after being heckled by her daughter(!) and the Marines spit up jokes.

This photo needs no explanation. I must say though I found nothing 'happy' about reaching fifty!!

Photo courtesy of Hugh.

The last to leave. See? I told you Cumcerto finally stayed for on-on-on! Goodnight from Trail 734. May the Hash go in Peace.

Eddie removes the horse's head (He's the meanest, he sucks the horses'....) as his hash moniker is announced.

Hugh Heifer heads on-up from Liquor Check on the banks of Soquel Creek. I'm so glad no one went for a swim. I sure as hell wasn't going in after 'em.

After the scary trestle trip, Snapping Twat and Just Jeff are rattled enough they think a little walking is in order.

Here's (still) Just Holly chatting with Dung-Fu Grip. It appears Just Holly has a soft drink on the left but I also guarantee you the one on the right is NOT Mountain Dew!

Hogazm, apparently admitting her need for a little exercise, actually runs on-up this hill!

Hugh Heifer tells Twat Did You Say? she tried desperately to get a trail hint from the hares.

In this snapshot of hash life,Thmp-Thmp tries to convince Deep Stroke,Occasional Rapist and Princess Di(arrhea) this is NOT a trail harriettes will enjoy.

Is Deadliest Snatch actually reading the ingredients label on a bag of munchies?!? What's she doing, making sure it's got enough sugar and calories in it!?!

Tits and Game appears Lilliputian as she passes a Redwood tree.

Occasional Rapist, Princess Di(arrhea) and Giant Asexual gossip as the cross over the river on the Water Street Bridge and near the police station. Running may draw attention to them!!

And the hares...Dog Breath, Ho To Housewife and (still) Just Robin.

I was afraid to ask the name of this brain-munching deviate! Hey, what happened to Psycho-Baby's pet rat???

My Fucking Precious and Pink Cherry Licker find it somewhat challenging to negotiate this stream crossing after drinking to excess.

Twisted Fister and Hugh Heifer apparently intend to eat as well as swill. Goodnight from Trail 730. May the Hash go in Peace.

Ralph Cramed-In and The Human Pube were congratulated for this being their birthday months. With luck, they'll be around for a few more.

Achy Break Snatch was chastised for flashing at the Can'd H3 hash multiple times but NEVER flashing at her mother hash!

Snapping Twat was chosen as the evenings Beer Fairy.

Bride and co-hare Occasional Rapist and grom and co-hare dBASED deliver pre-nuptial Instructions of Trail. After they finished, I decided their minds were elsewhere on this day!

Poon Doggie, Slonad and Vaginal Tongs head on-down the steps in the typical ultra-slow Surf City on-out.