After the scary trestle trip, Snapping Twat and Just Jeff are rattled enough they think a little walking is in order.

Here's (still) Just Holly chatting with Dung-Fu Grip. It appears Just Holly has a soft drink on the left but I also guarantee you the one on the right is NOT Mountain Dew!

Hugh Heifer tells Twat Did You Say? she tried desperately to get a trail hint from the hares.

This bluegrass ensemble is here every Sunday and are pretty decent, especially the fiddle player.

Tits and Game appears Lilliputian as she passes a Redwood tree.

And the hares...Dog Breath, Ho To Housewife and (still) Just Robin.

Twisted Fister and Hugh Heifer apparently intend to eat as well as swill. Goodnight from Trail 730. May the Hash go in Peace.

Ralph Cramed-In and The Human Pube were congratulated for this being their birthday months. With luck, they'll be around for a few more.

Snapping Twat was chosen as the evenings Beer Fairy.

Swiss Army Cock retrieved his (current) girl-fiend and brought her in the room for a drink. We'll see more of her later...so to speak. View on!

Piss Pyle, looking the homeless hobo, waits for in the soup line for a cup from Occasional Rapist for the traditional face-feed.

A young man sits in the crowd with friends after the 2011 Annual Hash Bash in Ann Arbor, MI.

Monochrome conversion of digital image made in Adobe Lightroom – Nikon D700 w/ 135mm f/2 lens.

Cuff My Muff and Just Sarah exhibit their talents when it comes to blowing penis-whistles. Experience is obviously the best teacher!

The pack commandeered a corner out of the light, drank beer and kept a short leash on the four-legged hound contingency.

Ho To Housewife leads the litter into some shiggy and, worse yet, towards Soquel Creek. I ain't fording no friggin' stream in the cold and dark!

Fucked-Over Fest acted as stand-in for his virgin, Taylon, who split as soon as Beer Check was over.

Bacon Queef takes a break while Dung-Fu Grip pets the puppy and Poon Doggy waits his turn to get stroked.

Co-hare Ho To Housewife was appointed the evening's Beer Fairy as well. Here we see the level of dedication she brought to this important task!

Pussy Galore and her non-hasher cohort were punished for auto-hashing

Virgin Schuyler,Giant Asexual,Ho To Housewife and Twisted Fister guard a check while less-lazy hashers solve it for them.

Co-Scribe Shallow Hole and acting Hash Flash Ho To Housewife appear none the worse for wear. That being said, a beer greatly improves one's outlook on life though, doesn't it?!?

dBASED was convicted of leading the pack the wrong way and of giving a X-Rated eulogy for Last Call Norm this past Saturday. Here we see him sucking on one of the candy rings the newlywed hares hid on trail.

They were incredulous when condemned as hideous hares! Goodnight from Trail 624. May the Hash go in Peace

Phallus from Dallas and Mr. Wiggly made the jaunt up from CAN'd H3 out of Monterey for our pirate-themed hash.

Religious Adviser dBASED takes Banana Basher to task for only hashing trail until the first bar along trail,going in and not leaving!

Broke Bench Mountain was chided for sitting at Bocci's Cellar eating steak awaiting the pack's return. He didn't even have the decency to save any for us! That being said, I do not wish him to give me his bone.

Good-night (kiss) from Hash 377,May the Hash go in Peace

Even the beertendress begins drinking heavily when the hash is in the house

Cum Lord and Pussy Galore spend some quality time at the altar

dBASED was punished for falling asleep (passing out?) during Religion today.

Fap Jack, CumFart Zone and Jizziki are comfortable walking this section of trail. Running through downtown frequently attracts attention from blue-suited people we prefer to avoid.

And the hares... Cuff My Muff and Occasional Rapist. It was determined the only thing that could have salvaged this trail was Beer Check at the Shadowbrook.

As the sun becomes a golden ribbon of light on the western horizon, the pack sets out in pursuit of our furry little bunny

Riding here this morning, Ska-Skank Redemption utters, There's a puddle on my seat! Later it was discovered she spilled her drink, not her bladder!

Ghetto Man and Cum Rash (that's the one exhibiting her ample breasts!) appear complacent to allow other hounds the privilege of solving this check

Puff the Magic Drag Queen and TIMMY are made laughing stocks for the completion of their 669th and 369th hashes with Surf City respectively.

The only thing 'Distinguished' thing about this school is it can boast the Hash House Harriers convened a Liquor Check just beside their playground! Truly an honor.

It would appear Ho To Housewife is growing weary of being made fun of for being tonight's DFL.

While the one on the right is a cute little girl,the lecherous old man upon whose lap she sits is DEFINITELY not Santa Claus!!! Goodnight from Trail 665. A Merry Christmas to one and all!

Butt Balls digs into his gift and a bizarre one it was too.

dBASED and Pink Cherry Licker were punished for screwing-up a hash song.

Hash Flash Puff the Magic Drag Queen tries to get creative and take a picture in a mirror. Next time, try it without the flash, you half-mind!

dBASED tells Cumcerto, I supplied the house and the food, you should at least do the dishes! Thanks, Scrooge!! Goodnight from Trail 721. Merry Christmas from Surf City H3 to hashers everywhere! May EVERYONE go in Peace.

Virgin Rhonda was welcomed to the hash. For Joke,Song or Body Part she flattered the pack with a joke AND a flash!!

Dung-Fu Grip has decided to test the waters. I'm glad he didn't being a surf boards, we may not have seen him again tonight.

Fap Jack tries to constrain Pink Cherry Licker. PCL is co-haring this Mardi Gras-theme hash and is anxious to start awarding beads!

Here we see why it is not wise to get close to Hash Flash and especially when dark enough for the camera's flash to be activated. Princess Di(arrhea),now temporarily blinded, would soon be seen, hands in front of her, tripping over a curb and spilling her beer.

Virgin Tully is smiling now. My guess is that his sponsor, Tits and Game, probably did not tell him a lot about hashing!

Flip-Flop On The Rocks and Wicked Retahted were punished for skipping trail and simply heading for a nearby Chinese restaurant.