Virgin Emily poses beside the monument saying New Brighton Beach was originally called as China Beach due to it's early residents. Emily walked away and was heard to mutter, NOBODY can see China from here!

Many harriettes showed a 'deep' interest in the JUMBO Cock Pops!

Acting Religious Adviser Dung-Fu Grip (yes, the wader from Beer Check) chose Princess Di(arrhea) as his Beer Fairy

Ho Chi Minge Clitty was on CSI's hit list and was brought to the altar

The RA awarded New Kids On My Cock a down-down for being the only hound to shed blood on this trail.

Plastic Pussy!! He didn't grimace too much but I doubt he'll be writing Mom about it either

Here we see CumFart Zone reading a porno book she found on trail. All of a sudden she stopped. Crap!, she yelled, this is my diary!!

Prelube began with Seasons Greetings from Jackoff On The Pot

Here's Just Anne. She's smiling because she doesn't remember it's her fifth hash hence her naming ceremony will transpire during Religion

This place has been called The Corner Pocket, The Pocket, Carl's Corner Pocket and P. All, I would assume, in an effort to stay one step ahead of their creditors

The corner of Parrish House was Hasher Heaven. Everyone was watching Banana and Jackoff to see what they did next

Is there, just out of curiosity, a point in time when a bicyclist need NOT control their speed?!?

Hangs Loose received a congratulatory down-down as he is celebrating Poon Doggy's eighth birthday.

Any harrier would smile as is Dog Breath if they were surrounded by Twat Did you Say?, Deadliest Snatch and Princess Di(arrhea)!

The first check half a block away turned into a party scene. How could any law enforcement officer NOT know what's in these ubiquitous red cups?!?

Occasional Rapist, Twat Did You Say?, Pink Cherry Licker and Hugh Heifer secured some of the only seats available. Nice tongue, Occasional Rapist!

Slonad, Jizziki and CuntJungle set a leisurely pace for on-out. Many could not keep up though.

Virgin "That bald guy" is welcomed

Cumz Out My Nose, Occasional Rapist and Wicked Retahted smile away. This is, apparently, NOT their first beer of the evening.

I was unaware there was a pumpkin patch around here. It's a somewhat out-of-the-way location too. I hope this person is not expecting to reel in a lot of business in this location. The homeless will probably rob him blind as well.

Pink Cherry Licker has just returned from a hash-saving beer run to the nearest 7-11. Hugh was unable to fill the trough before today's hash.

Hugh Heifer, Thmp-Thmp, Rat Pussy, Dung-fu Grip and Courtesy Flush crowd around Just Sasha to view the next picture clue.

These are hash browns made from home-canned shredded potatoes. It was an experiment in the convenience of having pre-shredded potatoes available for breakfast during winter.

While I was able to fry them into hash browns, they lacked the necessary starch and so I'm no longer canning them as shredded.

Twisted Fister does not appear too concerned by the fact Tits and Game is quite happily married. He's deluding himself yet again!

The next section of trail consisted of clambering across this wharf rat infested section of this breakwater. Thanks, hares!!

Is not in the least bit concerned about getting his paws wet

A gorilla Beer Check was contemplated but the line at the counter to buy beer was just too damn long.

Crossing the world's tallest,most unstable trestle

DuuHHH slogs across hopefully making enough noise to scare off the leeches

'First Responders' Hairy Fuck 2.5 and TIMMY position themselves rather close to the four(count 'em-FOUR!!) beer containers

Nutz wisely watches Thunder Pussy negotiate the slick grass on a steep on-down before attempting it himself

DungFu Grip makes a Pubic Service announcement about Sunday's Anal 420 Hash Bash Hash Bash.

Notorious back-slider Cock Throbbin' was selected the evening's Beer Fairy.

As usual,Sri resorts to her temptress trick of exposing her breasts to distract Naughty Girl's pool game

H3SoB's Brrrr takes notes hoping some blackmail money comes her way in the future

Co-hares New Kids On My Cock and dBASED were not pleased when the votes were tallied and trail was condemned as poorly planned and the execution even worse. Goodnight from Trail 821. May the Hash go in Peace.

The Boulder Creek Brood:Pussy Galore, Get Up and Run,Bitch and Cum Lord. Apparently they drank their local watering hole dry and have migrated to the next town over

Banana Slut and Puff pretend they're not over 50, rather unsuccessfully too I might add

Jackoff On The Pot and Rod Lover were chided for staying at Bocci's to ogle the waitresses rather than outing with Surf City's beautiful harriettes

Fucked-Over Fest and Ho To Housewife were congratulated for completing the 25th hash with us.

Twat Did You Say?, Virgin Laura, Banana Basher and Wicked Retahted were punished for not making it to Liquor Check.

This hash marked the return of Hugh Heifer's offspring Edgar's Girlfriend. He's on loan from his dad in Singapore

Deadliest Snatch toasts a marshmallow. Note the near-orgasmic ecstasy CumFart Zone derives from doing this!!

The food spread at Beer Check

Oh, yeah, the signs. They of course say stuff like, 'No Trespassing' or 'Area Closed'. You know, stuff that makes an adventurous hasher charge right in!

Jackoff On The Pot was unable to escape his crime this night

Speaking of Chewy, here he is galloping along the street and he seems to have been able to dump Hangs Loose somewhere and has 'gone rogue'!!

Broke Bench's adding a cup on top of her head proved the solution.