Occasional Rapist will soon 'reach the end of her rope' with this trail!! Tiny Whiny Bitch waits to see if she survives the fall before he proceeds.

Deadliest Snatch actually ate almost as much as she drank before on-out. Bracing herself for a potential disaster I assume.

This is as close as co-RA Pixillated Obscenity would come to Puff all day

This is Banana and Jackoff after a few more whiskey's. Jackoff seems to be having some type of seizure!!!

TIMMY!!, Cum You Will Not and Cuntjungle bemoan both the inclination as well as the length of the hill they have been coerced into dealing with.

Achy Breaky Snatch was chided for making a drunken nocturnal raid on Accuprick's private residence. Accu's wife demanded answers and quickly too!!

dBASED and Samantha, however, appear far less overjoyed over this event than Jackoff

Emerging from the forest and back into the light, Eyeful Hands and Penis,Penis,Penis find it's not really midnight after all!

Six of Nine was thanked for finally paying for a hash!

Twat Did You Say? was congratulated on completing her 75th hash with us.

Hashers assembled around the fire as the wind off Monterey Bay was stiff and cold. (Somewhat reminiscent of my last girlfriend)

Form a chorus line with Just Ciarra. If only Shallow Hole didn't have that beer bottle in her right hand....

Hugh Heifer and Jackoff are especially 'happy' due to the substance Hugh has in that 'water' bottle I later heard

H3SoB's Blow 'Ho tells Jackoff On The Pot she's happy she only sees him once a year now

Here's two of the hares, New Kids On My cock and Twisted Fister. They appear to be consulting over something. Let's move closer...

Virgin Kory dropped trou, the other Virgins went the joke route. Sorry, harriettes, Hash Flash did NOT record Kory's flashing.

Broke Bench Mountain, Thmp-Thmp, Cock Throbbin' and Ho To Housewife coagulate at a check hoping the on-on is given so they need do no work at all tonight.

Courtesy Flush, Puff hte Magic Drag Queen and Just Frank were laughed at for being the only 3 foolish enough to ford the San Lorenzo River. Cheek and Dong just stayed for a free beer!

The hash dismissed, a few our our less-intelligent members stuck around to hear Accuprick continue singing hash and rugby songs

Kevin Hash portrait 2014

Ah, yes. Harriettes corner: Shallow Hole, Twat Did You Say?, Princess Di(arrhea) and Finger Nips.

Clitty was welcomed back though no one remembered him from his previous visit and hopes to forget him soon after this one as well

Jackoff makes his first of three trips to the ATM machine tonight

Religious Adviser Accuprick chose non-hashing Fudgina ad the evening's Beer Fairy. Must have been her more-than-ample assets that attracted the RA to her!

FRB Cock Throbbin' stands alone beside Carbonera Creek waiting on the rest of the pack. We hoped this was only to be Liquor Check but were soon disappointed.

Got Wood? certainly was not getting any at this point in his life!!

This check proved the dowfall of the majority of the pack thanks to dBASED. He went so far he shortcut two blocks of trail, sounded On-on and made most miss the Liquor Check. dBASED is a bad man.

This log jam of fallen trees proved quite challenging to traverse!!

Either Broke Bench swallowed his beer bottle or he's three months pregnant! I see Deep Stroke has adorned her skirt with patches from the hashes she's been kicked out of

The doors were locked or we may have used this for Religion. Just kiddin', lightning would strike us were we to walk into a church I fear.

While true trail actually did go through the cemetery, all but New Kids On My Cock skirted the bone yard by staying on the road.

And the hares...Cock Throbbin', Dung-Fu Grip and Ho To Housewife. They will not be asked to hare again for a while!

Shameless Butt Plug leads a group of walkers even though he, too, is probably lost!

New Kids On My Cock is forlorn it's taking so long to get that first beer.

Cock Throbbin' was awarded a congratulatory down-down for snaring one of the hares.

At first glance, this appears to be an open invitation to some strange sexual position!

'Hash'

Hogazm has obviously attended FAR too many hashes without a break

And who attended? Only TIMMY, Banana and Jackoff. Goodnight from Trail 554. May the Hash go in Peace

Cumcerto, Princess Di-arrhea,Canadian Penny Slut and Shallow Hole await the on-on from a check. They're feeling lazy this evening apparently.

Twisted Fister thought Ho To Housewife was doing him a favor taking Toilet Baby this evening but she just used him as a sled dog to pull her lazy ass along trail!

Channel 8 covered the first part of trail but refused to drag their butts through the poison oak that was soon to come

When queried about his troop number, 618, The Human Pube said it meant he'd have sex with any chick 18 and older!

Just Robin's head is knocked over as she hears she will henceforth and forever be known as... Cock Throbbin'.

Jackoff hits on Sri while Boner checks the weather between here and his home in Monterey. The outcome?

Ho Chi Minge Clitty,Slow and Incocknito saw these women during on-in at Mobo Sushi and hit on them while their boyfriends were away

Virgins Laura and Minnie listen as the RA give details of Joke, Song or Body Part. Laura gave harriers what they wanted but, sorry, Hash Flash has retained that picture for personal use. Minnie spit-up a joke damn near as old as TIMMY!

After getting her 'on-on' tattoo in an appropriate spot, CumFart Zone appears to have forgotten to tuck it away.

Shallow Hole, Shiny Snail Trail and Occasional Rapist were awarded down-down for their 'Donkey Dick Dance' at Beer Check. I warn you, don't think about it too hard!

Here's Princess Di(arrhea) and (current) husband Thmp-Thmp making fools of themselves in front of Parish Publick House. Shoppers swerved wildly when passing!