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As Hash Flash was partway up this hill, you cannot begin to see how truly steep it was. Worse yet, false trail marking was found at the top!!
The visitors from Can'd H3, Monterey, were thanked for their presence with complimentary down-downs: Five-Finger Discunt, Under Mother Fucker and Penis,Penis,Penis.
The hash commandeers a corner of Malone's Bar and Grille. We like corners, no one can sneak up behind us!
String Cheese leads a litter of harriettes into Beer Check: Pink Cherry Licker, Occasional Rapist, Deadliest Snatch and a far behind Hugh Heifer.
Deadliest Snatch, Bacon Queef and Bareback Unicrack walk away from on-out. Note the incredibly inappropriate shoes Bareback Unicrack has chosen for this trail. She better hope there's no shiggy!
Wicked Retahted poses as Count Dracula accompanied by Mortal Enema. I bet she did not have to rent her costume!
From today's Only in Santa Cruz file...Only here would the City Council attempt to tell a creek which way to flow!! However...
Shameless Butt Plug decides to try his hand at grabbing a toy from these notoriously-crooked machines.
Backsliders Broke Bench Mountain, Wicked Retahted,Twat Did You Say? and Finger Nips were awarded punitive down-downs.
On-on-on was attended only by the worst-of-the-worst. Goodnight from Trail 704. May the Hash go in Peace.
Just Shannon warns Virgin Janna about the many pitfalls of being a hasher while Janna'a sponsor, Pink Cherry Licker would rather converse with Occasional Rapist
I'm taking a poll: Should this house just be repainted or should the monstrosity be burned to the ground?!?
As if this place was not strange enough,it appears to have two names! And by-the-way, it is NOT a sports bar nor does it have live music. It DOES,though,feature numerous cocktails but do NOT bother ordering the drink that made this place famous in the 70's:The Giant Gopher
The very first check finds Scribe Cock Throbbin' already hare at work concocting lies for this week's Hash Trash.
New Kids On My Cock shuns the old planks on the railroad trestle and walks along the 6X6 beams hoping they are more stable.
Here we see winos Twisted Fister, Scalded Squirrel, Bromancing The Mangina and Dung-Fu Grip perched at Liquor Check looking for chicks in bikinis.
In the end,Hugh garnered the coveted Watermelon Head Award. However, it proved bigger than she. Therefore...
Thmp-Thmp was chided for not taking advantage of his kilt being yanked off him by 32 Ring Circus at last week's NorthSouth Intercourse. He must being getting old!
Six of Nine appears to be enjoying 'the view' climbing the steps behind Ho To Housewife and Cock Throbbin'!!
Here's a view of the flip-flop trail people, Pink Cherry Licker and Virgin Josh, and the Vans trail people, Dung-Fu Grip and Boner Malfunction. I see some glaring differences in the two groups!
As there was no Religion on the Pub Crawl Hash, Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker joined today's hare-pair, Transcuntnanal and Finger Nips.
Cumfart Zone was first to the altar for revealing the details of a certain bizarre sex act she was recently called upon to perform. Beer Fairy Ho To Housewife appears intrigued!
Twisted Fister, Tits and Game watch as co-GM Thmp-Thmp checks the time to make sure lazy hares on-out soon.
After Ho To Housewife announces the free rooster, Twat Did You Say? says she'll take it if it will eat her cat!
Here's the trail on-down to second Liquor Check. A Burmese Mountain Goat would have been hesitant to take THIS path!
Courtesy Flush, Cheek and Dong, Puff the Magic Drag Queen and Just Frank were treated to another down-down when Cheek and Dong neglected to remove his hat for the first one.
And here is this year's Magnificent Maniac, Shiny Snail Trail, in all her raging glory, standing along and looking lost!
RA Dung-Fu Grip calls Snapping Twat and Hangs Loose to the altar. Hangs Loose is wearing a shirt from InterAmericas Hash 2001, Austin, Texas and Snapping Twat's name is on it!