Wicked Retahted poses as Count Dracula accompanied by Mortal Enema. I bet she did not have to rent her costume!

Here we see Occasional Rapist vanishing into some shiggy. I hope she's really on trail

CSI works her way around a stationary Nipple Butt who seems to be looking for a passing fish

Backsliders Broke Bench Mountain, Wicked Retahted,Twat Did You Say? and Finger Nips were awarded punitive down-downs.

On-on-on was attended only by the worst-of-the-worst. Goodnight from Trail 704. May the Hash go in Peace.

Just Shannon warns Virgin Janna about the many pitfalls of being a hasher while Janna'a sponsor, Pink Cherry Licker would rather converse with Occasional Rapist

Bareback Unicrack is all smiles and most likely because she missed trail.

I'm taking a poll: Should this house just be repainted or should the monstrosity be burned to the ground?!?

As if this place was not strange enough,it appears to have two names! And by-the-way, it is NOT a sports bar nor does it have live music. It DOES,though,feature numerous cocktails but do NOT bother ordering the drink that made this place famous in the 70's:The Giant Gopher

New Kids On My Cock shuns the old planks on the railroad trestle and walks along the 6X6 beams hoping they are more stable.

Finger nips and Last Call Norm were chided as backsliders

Broken Shaft,Hugh Heifer and Goggler begin to garner support for the Watermelon Head Award

Thmp-Thmp was chided for not taking advantage of his kilt being yanked off him by 32 Ring Circus at last week's NorthSouth Intercourse. He must being getting old!

Just Wendy was chided for peeing a little too close to trail.

Six of Nine appears to be enjoying 'the view' climbing the steps behind Ho To Housewife and Cock Throbbin'!!

Here's a view of the flip-flop trail people, Pink Cherry Licker and Virgin Josh, and the Vans trail people, Dung-Fu Grip and Boner Malfunction. I see some glaring differences in the two groups!

Groucho Cocks was punished for calling himself Grouch MARKS in during introductory circleup.

After viewing this picture,Jackoff told me this proves the sun rises and sets on his command

Cock Chaser tries to convince Chris the second hash is far easier than the first!

Twisted Fister, Tits and Game watch as co-GM Thmp-Thmp checks the time to make sure lazy hares on-out soon.

Here is what happens to harriettes when they are left alone for too long! As you can see, Deep Stroke,Twat Did You Say? and Tonya Hardon are deep 'in the cups'

This check proved the dowfall of the majority of the pack thanks to dBASED. He went so far he shortcut two blocks of trail, sounded On-on and made most miss the Liquor Check. dBASED is a bad man.

Here's the trail on-down to second Liquor Check. A Burmese Mountain Goat would have been hesitant to take THIS path!

And here is this year's Magnificent Maniac, Shiny Snail Trail, in all her raging glory, standing along and looking lost!

O Shit!,Arabian Goggler,Jackoff and Broken Shaft vie for the highly-coveted Watermelon Head Award

RA Dung-Fu Grip calls Snapping Twat and Hangs Loose to the altar. Hangs Loose is wearing a shirt from InterAmericas Hash 2001, Austin, Texas and Snapping Twat's name is on it!

The Slut tells Hairy to 'mark the check' so he lifts his leg to do so...

Allow me to introduce Tits and Game to the hashing world!

Hash Plant de semillas criada en interior. Cogollo compacto, afrutado y muy sobroso. HP es una Old Skool Shiva

Here's the evening's bachelor contingency discussing their chances for a 'happy ending' tonight: Boner Malfunction, Dung-Fu Grip, Today Is Monday and Twisted Fister, Good luck, guys!

This is Can'd H3's Penis,Penis,Penis. He said, Any name is fine as long as it doesn't contain the word 'Penis'. Thanks for the suggestion was the pack's reply!!

Dung-Fu Grip and Just Paul are ecstatic over how strongly Tits and Game can suck!! Goodnight from Trail 758. May the Hash go in Peace.

Ho To Housewife was ratted-out by (former) best friend Cock Throbbin' for getting lost in the high school parking lot. Bet she was reminiscing about all the fun she had there her senior year!

Point A this year was again the Forty Thieves area of George Washington Park. I see Puff the Magic Drag Queen rode his bike. Bet he'll be walking it home rather than riding it though.

Vaginal repair Kit was selected as the evening's Beer Fairy. It did little to curtail his drinking habit though.

Shameless Butt Plug decides to try his hand at grabbing a toy from these notoriously-crooked machines.

As Fucked-Over Fest progresses through his six pack, Hugh Heifer praises his dedication to duty and Ho To Housewife tells Hugh what he'd REALLY like her to do for him!

Not the French Riviera,just little old Capitola-by-the-Sea

I guess the two different color stop signs are for people that are color blind!

I feel sorry for the mortal and his dog that stumbled into a hash orgy! Dog Breath seems unconcerned though as he takes a pull off the bottle of whiskey

This trail is NOT a memory you'll wish to even remember,let ALONE treasure!!!

Twenty-first century version of The Three Stooges: Flip-Flop On The Rocks, CumFart Zone and Princess Di(arrhea). 'Nuff said 'bout THAT!

Steamy Baanorrhea and Cock Throbbin' try and stay out of the stream but this soon proved impossible.

Arabian Goggler leads Nipples and Butt Barrier on-out along the only pleasant section of trail

see recipe for new hamburger helper at thenourishingcook.com/2011/04/the-new-hamburger-helper/

Birthday wanker Puff the Magic Drag Queen appears unsure as to whether he should eat the birthday cake first or start on the two gift six-packs!

Cock Throbbin' can't resist checking her social media and apparently Ho To Housewife can't help but spy in either.

Notice how this picture differs from the previous one? Clitty is much closer and his smile has turned into a lustful leer

Hash browns for my blog recipe

snacksgiving.blogspot.com/2009/07/hash-browns.html

Ho To Housewife, Randi Bambi, Courtesy Flush, Shady Curtains and Bareback Unicrack wisely wait for the light to change on busy 41st Avenue. They're on the Eagle Trail and didn't even know it till now!