Here's Princess Di(arrhea) and (current) husband Thmp-Thmp making fools of themselves in front of Parish Publick House. Shoppers swerved wildly when passing!

Just Laura sucks in some air as the angle of the ascent increased

And the hare-trio: Achy Breaky Snatch, Twisted Fister and New Kids On My Cock

Harriettes row: Cuff My Muff, Terminator, Last Call Norm and Wet Hairs

Uh-oh! Six of Nine and Mara get

kissy-face and Hugh Heifer dances! Hash Flash is done!! Goodnight from Trail 722. May the Hash go in Peace.

Here's the recently-completed bridge over Hagemann Gulch into the Arana Gulch Greenspace. And yes, you're right, Puff was way-the-hell off-trail, otherwise he wouldn't have been here!!

Another Virgin and Just Sue wants to flash,the RA is rapidly losing control

Puff's hideous fashion statement netted him the next visit to the block

As Hash Flash was partway up this hill, you cannot begin to see how truly steep it was. Worse yet, false trail marking was found at the top!!

The decibel level on the next voice vote was highest for Under Mother Fucker. It was also learned than when a pregnant woman did volunteer to fulfill his fantasy, he looked at her belly and said, You're not pregnant enough!!

On-on-on over,Puff the Magic Drag Queen returned to find these drunkards still at his house! Goodnight from Trail 726. May the Hash go in Peace

Here we see The Pedofiddler requesting a renaming claiming her name reminds her of the word 'pedofile'. We agreed to accommodate her request. View on.

The hash commandeers a corner of Malone's Bar and Grille. We like corners, no one can sneak up behind us!

This section of circleup for introductions features hot harriettes Snapping Twat, Shallow Hole, Ho To Housewife and Twat Did You Say?

Puff prays this will not take too long

String Cheese leads a litter of harriettes into Beer Check: Pink Cherry Licker, Occasional Rapist, Deadliest Snatch and a far behind Hugh Heifer.

In the end,Hugh garnered the coveted Watermelon Head Award. However, it proved bigger than she. Therefore...

Wicked Retahted poses as Count Dracula accompanied by Mortal Enema. I bet she did not have to rent her costume!

CSI works her way around a stationary Nipple Butt who seems to be looking for a passing fish

Shameless Butt Plug decides to try his hand at grabbing a toy from these notoriously-crooked machines.

'Hash'

Find Jackoff and Vince in a dark corner and you'd run like Snatch is too

Just Shannon warns Virgin Janna about the many pitfalls of being a hasher while Janna'a sponsor, Pink Cherry Licker would rather converse with Occasional Rapist

Bareback Unicrack is all smiles and most likely because she missed trail.

I'm taking a poll: Should this house just be repainted or should the monstrosity be burned to the ground?!?

As if this place was not strange enough,it appears to have two names! And by-the-way, it is NOT a sports bar nor does it have live music. It DOES,though,feature numerous cocktails but do NOT bother ordering the drink that made this place famous in the 70's:The Giant Gopher

Here's what stacked the pack like a box of animal crackers! Yikes, I fear we are going to get wet!

Here we see winos Twisted Fister, Scalded Squirrel, Bromancing The Mangina and Dung-Fu Grip perched at Liquor Check looking for chicks in bikinis.

Finger nips and Last Call Norm were chided as backsliders

Just Wendy was chided for peeing a little too close to trail.

Groucho Cocks was punished for calling himself Grouch MARKS in during introductory circleup.

After viewing this picture,Jackoff told me this proves the sun rises and sets on his command

Cock Chaser tries to convince Chris the second hash is far easier than the first!

Here we see Shallow Hole has surrendered to the inevitability of getting her feet wet. This small pond left her no alternative after your Hash Flash refused to carry her ass through it!

Cumfart Zone was first to the altar for revealing the details of a certain bizarre sex act she was recently called upon to perform. Beer Fairy Ho To Housewife appears intrigued!

Twisted Fister, Tits and Game watch as co-GM Thmp-Thmp checks the time to make sure lazy hares on-out soon.

Here's two-decade-backslider Ho Chi Minge Clitty exiting the Highway 1 underpass. I fear this man may be a real runner and consequently has no future with Surf City

Occasional Rapist and Banana Slut rejoice thinking trail is almost over! Ha. Fools.

As there was no Religion on the Pub Crawl Hash, Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker joined today's hare-pair, Transcuntnanal and Finger Nips.

This check proved the dowfall of the majority of the pack thanks to dBASED. He went so far he shortcut two blocks of trail, sounded On-on and made most miss the Liquor Check. dBASED is a bad man.

After Ho To Housewife announces the free rooster, Twat Did You Say? says she'll take it if it will eat her cat!

Here's the trail on-down to second Liquor Check. A Burmese Mountain Goat would have been hesitant to take THIS path!

See what Tits and Game fantasizes about? Having something long and pointed up her butt! This is one weird harriette!!

37th Hash Bash concert at the Blind Pig.

John Sinclair will be there!

prints available

Hangs Loose and Vaginal Repair Kit lead the walking contingency. It doesn't look like this homeowner possess a lawn mower.

Here's the evening's bachelor contingency discussing their chances for a 'happy ending' tonight: Boner Malfunction, Dung-Fu Grip, Today Is Monday and Twisted Fister, Good luck, guys!

Circleup for Introductions: Snake Me anywhere(dealing with her dog), TIMMY!!, CumFart Zone, Whorebraham Lincoln, Fucked-over Fest, My Little Bony, Princess Di(arrhea).