Speaking of backsliders, here we see Monthly Friend, New Kids On My Cock and Slonad receiving the punitive down-down they all so richly deserve.

Hash in Amsterdam.

Taken from michael tyler -geoblog.

The S.S. Palo Alto, AKA The Cement Ship, looks like a modern-day Flying Dutchman under this shroud of fog.

Penis,Penis,Penis and Bloody Wanker plan their next stream crossing. Notice how dark it's getting down in this friggin' canyon we're trapped in?

Hash browns made in my deep fryer. Turned out a little too crispy, but were still delicious.

Notice how Twisted Fister has inserted himself, so to speak, into a group of harriettes; Ho To Housewife, Achy-Breaky Snatch and Cock Throbbin'.

Barely two blocks from on-out and Tits And Game has already managed to untie one shoe. She may be in for a really...long...trail!

Last Call Norm was punished for showing up late. What could be more important than making a complete arse of yourself?!?

Why, Jackoff of course! Here he is seen checking Skankels drivers license to insure she has reached the age of consent

Because Pixie promised to keep his front side warm while his rear chilled

Karachi Hash weekend in photo from L to R: Mike 'knobrot' Cockman, Cor 'Blimey' Scouten, Half Blimey and Gary 'Sugaray' Leonard

TIMMY whines to New Kids On My Cock about the hills the hare-pair threw at us tonight. It gives me great pleasure that due to his recent birthday, TIMMY has regained the prestige of being the oldest Surf City hasher

Dung-Fu Grip and Twat Did You Say?, let their inner child run rampant. Quite the swingers. aren't they?!?

Little Anal Annie's Garden Paradise was full-to-overflowing as hounds awaited on-out.

Damnit Janet, Want 2 Screw plays doctor with CumFart Zone who has still neglected to get dressed after her tattoo was applied.

Now it's Ralph's turn to comment after Jackoff secures a drink

We're now following the course used by the local zip line tour that uses the lofty heights of the redwood trees. It's safer than a dBASED trail I bet!

Here we see Broke Bench Mountain 'wearing' Occasional Rapist's panties! No,he did not strip her, they were removed WITHOUT taking her pants off!!

Here's Boner Malfunction negotiating the steep steps on-up from Walnut Avenue. He was rewarded for all his hare work by being allowed to view the YBF mark! He was NOT a happy hasher!

Jackoff On The Pot prepares to toke-up before on-out

This bank sign reinforced the fact we are becoming somewhat weary of 'the chase' by this stage of trail!

TIMMY heads on-up a small hill silhouetted by the evening sun. I think he's sinking even faster than the sun by this stage of trail!!

Little Anal Annie issued a warning one of her dogs is a canine garbage disposal so do NOT leave any food you brought where she can reach.

This looks like a sign you'd see at a meeting of the NAMBLA. The acronym stands for North American Man/Boy Love Association.

Believe it or not, Shameless Butt Plug actually grabbed a toy from this machine. Skill? Luck? You make the call!

Though preparing for a marathon later this month, Cock Throbbin' has no problem with joining us once a week.

Hash neir

Occasional Rapist will soon 'reach the end of her rope' with this trail!! Tiny Whiny Bitch waits to see if she survives the fall before he proceeds.

A blissful blend of hash browns, eggs, seasonal veggies, bacon, and cheddar cheese, served with house-baked Como toast & fresh fruit.

Deadliest Snatch actually ate almost as much as she drank before on-out. Bracing herself for a potential disaster I assume.

This is as close as co-RA Pixillated Obscenity would come to Puff all day

This is Banana and Jackoff after a few more whiskey's. Jackoff seems to be having some type of seizure!!!

Achy Breaky Snatch was chided for making a drunken nocturnal raid on Accuprick's private residence. Accu's wife demanded answers and quickly too!!

dBASED and Samantha, however, appear far less overjoyed over this event than Jackoff

This is when Puff's batteries gave up, good place I guess! Goodnight from Trail 654. May the Hash go in Peace

Emerging from the forest and back into the light, Eyeful Hands and Penis,Penis,Penis find it's not really midnight after all!

Six of Nine was thanked for finally paying for a hash!

Twat Did You Say? was congratulated on completing her 75th hash with us.

Hashers assembled around the fire as the wind off Monterey Bay was stiff and cold. (Somewhat reminiscent of my last girlfriend)

First to appear at Point A this week was this doe! She did not, however, stay for trail!

Hugh Heifer and Jackoff are especially 'happy' due to the substance Hugh has in that 'water' bottle I later heard

H3SoB's Blow 'Ho tells Jackoff On The Pot she's happy she only sees him once a year now

Here's two of the hares, New Kids On My cock and Twisted Fister. They appear to be consulting over something. Let's move closer...

Virgin Kory dropped trou, the other Virgins went the joke route. Sorry, harriettes, Hash Flash did NOT record Kory's flashing.

Broke Bench Mountain, Thmp-Thmp, Cock Throbbin' and Ho To Housewife coagulate at a check hoping the on-on is given so they need do no work at all tonight.

Courtesy Flush, Puff hte Magic Drag Queen and Just Frank were laughed at for being the only 3 foolish enough to ford the San Lorenzo River. Cheek and Dong just stayed for a free beer!

The Cement Ship is now enjoyed only by seals and sea otters and makes an excellent bathroom for the gulls!

The hash dismissed, a few our our less-intelligent members stuck around to hear Accuprick continue singing hash and rugby songs

Kevin Hash portrait 2014

Ah, yes. Harriettes corner: Shallow Hole, Twat Did You Say?, Princess Di(arrhea) and Finger Nips.