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Every time CumFart Zone open her mouth this way, she attracts harriers! This time it's Hangs Loose and Jizziki.
Cumfart Zone was awarded the Watermelon Head Award and Dog Breath was first-runnerup. Neither position had a cash award!
Religious Adviser Accuprick, showing his fondness for hot harriettes, picked the ever-lovely Cock Throbbin' for his Beer Fairy.
Beer Fairy Vaginal Repair Kit spilled a down-down and was made to mop it up with his shirt which grossed him out so much he tossed it onto Poon Doggy's back.
Boner Malfunction refuses to be alcohol-less for this leg of trail and has filled his water bottle with some of the cheap-ass wine provided for us at this alcohol stop.
Foot Loose listens as Pussy Galore says, TIMMY is one of the reasons I do not come down from Boulder Creek much anymore
Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker and Groucho Cocks were chided for returning to the bar immediately after introduction circleup was completed.
Dung-Fu Grip strategically inserts himself into a bevy of cure harriettes consisting of Ska Skank Redemption, Pink Cherry Licker and Just Ciarra
Circleup for introductions: Co-GM's Fap Jack and Pink Cherry Licker. Cock Throbbin' just likes to be near the seat of power!
Hairy Potter has finally caught up with wife Choka-cola. Her smile indicates she's gotten him to promise to perform her favorite act tonight to tell him she will not leave him on rail again
And here's the worst-of-the-worst: Deep Stroke, Dung-Fu Grip and Twisted Fister. Bad humans all!! Goodnight from Trail 708. May the Hash go in Peace
Here's dBASED volunteering to break the hymen on the tequila bottle. I think actually he was just trying to avoid any 'backwash' from those after him!
First check proved perplexing but allowed New Kids On My Cock time to tie his shoes. Tied shoe laces have always proven beneficial on trail!
For a reason unknown to this Hash Flash, co-hares Pink Cherry Licker and Fap Jack chose lederhosen for a theme. Here we see Shallow Hole and Ho To Housewife have acquiesced to their dictate.
Thmp-Thmp, Ho To Housewife, Shallow Hole, Cock Throbbin' and TIMMY partake at Beer Check and keep a respectable distance from an angry Monterey Bay. I guaran-damn-tee ya some half-mind will get closer soon though.
Vince has finally managed to situate himself with harriettes Foot Loose and Panty Free,Snatch.cum and Mass Storage Device
Dog Breath was congratulated for the (mostly) successful completion of his 200th hash with Surf City
R. Sole, upon hearing the RA's name is Jackoff, checks the contents of her down-down just to be sure... Goodnight from Trail 548. May the Hash go in Peace
CumFart Zone, Hangs Loose and Vaginal Repair Kit were honored for bumming beers off the people working out at Cross Fit Training as they passed by on trail!
Can you believe Can'd H3's GM Mr. Wiggly and Surf City H3's Hash Cash Puff the Magic Drag Queen were actually in the American Armed Forces?!?
A few seconds later, Cock Throbbin' tossed Twisted Fister away as adamantly as she did the remnants of this down-down!
Here's our celebratory cake for this year's Wharf to Barf bearing in mind the historic drought California is suffering through.
Here's Dog Breath trying to clear himself of charges he physically abused Cum Pumper causing the injury we saw at Beer Check. His defense sounded like the old joke, 'I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence, officer!'
Ho To Housewife announces she has a cock to give away for free if you promise not to eat it. After remembering to whom she was speaking she clarified by saying, I'm talking about a ROOSTER, you half-minds!!
These are hash browns, served in a fancy way, shredded potatoes are actually hash browns. In this breakfast I ordered, it was extra loaded with cheese, tomotoes, green onions, with a side of salsa and sour cream. This was a great and VERY filling breakfast.
Princess Di(arrhea), Ralph Crammed-In, New Kids On My cock and TIMMY (wisely) wait for the light to change at a busy intersection. Most people using this road have just left the same bar we were in!
Hash Taha
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GROOMING | Kiko Escobar
STYLING | Stephen Atienza
CREATIVE DIRECTION | Bryan D. Sy
LOCALE | The Penthouse Photography Studio
dBASED was made a laughing stock for completing, more or less, his 550th hash with Surf City and was treated to a rousing chorus of Get A Life!!
Speaking of backsliders, here we see Monthly Friend, New Kids On My Cock and Slonad receiving the punitive down-down they all so richly deserve.
The S.S. Palo Alto, AKA The Cement Ship, looks like a modern-day Flying Dutchman under this shroud of fog.
Notice how Twisted Fister has inserted himself, so to speak, into a group of harriettes; Ho To Housewife, Achy-Breaky Snatch and Cock Throbbin'.
Barely two blocks from on-out and Tits And Game has already managed to untie one shoe. She may be in for a really...long...trail!
Last Call Norm was punished for showing up late. What could be more important than making a complete arse of yourself?!?
Why, Jackoff of course! Here he is seen checking Skankels drivers license to insure she has reached the age of consent