Ralph Crammed-In,Shallow Hole and Lacy Bitch visit the ice block

H3SoB's Max Lode tells Jackoff On The Pot he's none to sorry he moved up to Santa Cruz

Jackoff was made a laughing stock for the foolish completion of his 69th hash with Surf City

Snapping Twat and Transcuntnanal were awarded patches for completing their first haring for us while Finger Nips received one for her 10th haring.

Hash Taha

© Carwei Angeles | Photography

GROOMING | Kiko Escobar

STYLING | Stephen Atienza

COAT | Effy Fang

Mandals | Ranroe

LOCALE | The Penthouse Photography Studio

I'm beginning to have serious doubts as to whether this is a good place for hashers to assemble!!

Only half a mile from on-out,Jackoff felt capable of rendering an opinion on this trail

Bestiality was a fitting end to this trail! Goodnight from Hash 519,May the Hash go in Peace

The back room at the Red Room filled with horny hashers!

Hash Run for Cinco de Mayo

Post run beers.

The smiles were not very large as Snapping Twat, Accuprick and Ho To Housewife count on-back four from a numbered back check.

While Daddy War Bucks communes with the keg,notorious snake Ho Chi Minge Clitty chats up Little Wrinkled Fanny

Assembling at Fast Eddy's

Cumfart Zone was awarded the Watermelon Head Award and Dog Breath was first-runnerup. Neither position had a cash award!

Religious Adviser Accuprick, showing his fondness for hot harriettes, picked the ever-lovely Cock Throbbin' for his Beer Fairy.

Beer Fairy Vaginal Repair Kit spilled a down-down and was made to mop it up with his shirt which grossed him out so much he tossed it onto Poon Doggy's back.

Boner Malfunction refuses to be alcohol-less for this leg of trail and has filled his water bottle with some of the cheap-ass wine provided for us at this alcohol stop.

Foot Loose listens as Pussy Galore says, TIMMY is one of the reasons I do not come down from Boulder Creek much anymore

Fap Jack, Pink Cherry Licker and Groucho Cocks were chided for returning to the bar immediately after introduction circleup was completed.

Dung-Fu Grip strategically inserts himself into a bevy of cure harriettes consisting of Ska Skank Redemption, Pink Cherry Licker and Just Ciarra

Hairy Potter has finally caught up with wife Choka-cola. Her smile indicates she's gotten him to promise to perform her favorite act tonight to tell him she will not leave him on rail again

Look! It's Johnnie Cockring chatting up another non-runner, Mrs. Groper

Shallow Hole and New Kids On My Cock finish their accoutrements before on-out.

Jackoff On The Pot was appointed Beer Fairy. It's the only way to keep him from drinking too much

And here's the worst-of-the-worst: Deep Stroke, Dung-Fu Grip and Twisted Fister. Bad humans all!! Goodnight from Trail 708. May the Hash go in Peace

Here's dBASED volunteering to break the hymen on the tequila bottle. I think actually he was just trying to avoid any 'backwash' from those after him!

Hash (Mari')

Kyo (me)

First check proved perplexing but allowed New Kids On My Cock time to tie his shoes. Tied shoe laces have always proven beneficial on trail!

Felcher does not trust Jackoff near his (current) wife so he (wisely) moves in to separate them

Hash@ Aladdin Jr 11/23/12

Thmp-Thmp, Ho To Housewife, Shallow Hole, Cock Throbbin' and TIMMY partake at Beer Check and keep a respectable distance from an angry Monterey Bay. I guaran-damn-tee ya some half-mind will get closer soon though.

Vince has finally managed to situate himself with harriettes Foot Loose and Panty Free,Snatch.cum and Mass Storage Device

The ever-lovely Cock Throbbin' was selected as the evening's Beer Fairy.

Dog Breath was congratulated for the (mostly) successful completion of his 200th hash with Surf City

CumFart Zone, Hangs Loose and Vaginal Repair Kit were honored for bumming beers off the people working out at Cross Fit Training as they passed by on trail!

Cum Lord reluctantly answers Foot Loose and Panty Free's question: Yes, TIMMY! is a bad hare!

Auto-hashers My Little Bony,Jackoff On The Pot, R-U-Crammed In? behind the wheel

Can you believe Can'd H3's GM Mr. Wiggly and Surf City H3's Hash Cash Puff the Magic Drag Queen were actually in the American Armed Forces?!?

A few seconds later, Cock Throbbin' tossed Twisted Fister away as adamantly as she did the remnants of this down-down!

Here's our celebratory cake for this year's Wharf to Barf bearing in mind the historic drought California is suffering through.

Wicker Retahted and Bareback Unicrack were punished as non-runners. Unicrack thought Derby Girl boot camp was more important than hashing!

Tonya Hardon,Cuff My Muff and Just Jacquie pose with the rep. I don't know why Arabian Goggler is with these attractive harriettes

RA Accuprick awarded Pee Skool an congratulatory down-down for hosting Religion.

Here's Dog Breath trying to clear himself of charges he physically abused Cum Pumper causing the injury we saw at Beer Check. His defense sounded like the old joke, 'I was only trying to help that sheep over the fence, officer!'

Ho To Housewife announces she has a cock to give away for free if you promise not to eat it. After remembering to whom she was speaking she clarified by saying, I'm talking about a ROOSTER, you half-minds!!

Floater,Flipper,O Shit!, Ralph,Slow and Ho Chi Minge Clitty move on-out through Wagner Grove. Little do they know...

These are hash browns, served in a fancy way, shredded potatoes are actually hash browns. In this breakfast I ordered, it was extra loaded with cheese, tomotoes, green onions, with a side of salsa and sour cream. This was a great and VERY filling breakfast.

Princess Di(arrhea), Ralph Crammed-In, New Kids On My cock and TIMMY (wisely) wait for the light to change at a busy intersection. Most people using this road have just left the same bar we were in!