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OMG! He just totally whipped it out and started playing with himself! Geez, I thought this was a family place!
For mature readers only.If you have a closed mind and feel the subject of sex is a Gross subject that you wish to not take part in,Or you are numb from the waist down due to wasting your love juices on fools with 3 inch dicks and those who dont care enough to lick the clit ,feel free to bypass this particular blog..
but Please by all means remain my friend..ONELOVE RaphealRobinson
this is MRGX T.V
MONDORAYGE TELEVISION.
Dr.Longstroke The Orgasmictecnologist says:
Sex should be an event,a marathon of endurence and stamina.To fall short within the stroke or cum before the woman cums is totaly unheard of.If your man cant last a maximum of three hours and a minimum of 45 minutes,you should stand up and say,"fuck that shit!!"You deserve multiple orgasms before he even thinks of getting one and nothing less.That my Word.
which leads me to the following Questions:
Q1.One month go by,You finally give him some.Three to five pumps and he cums all over you.He's embarrased,He says,"Im sorry sweetheart just give me 2 minutes then Im all man again."
Two minutes turns into 45 minutes and now he cant get it back up.What would you say to him?
and what would you really be thinking?
Q2.You and your man havent had sex in over three weeks.You come home and you catch him in the bathroom masterbating to a porno mag.To your surprize he just about to shoot his load,he turns with his cock in his hand and gets it all over your new 150$ shoes!
What would YOU do?
Q3.Your mate comes home late with Paris Hilton and he says she wants to pay him to perform oral sex on her right in front of you...She wont say how much money she'll pay,not until he was finished.
What would you do?
Ok.dig deep,holla back.Fuckin'A dude.Vol 3
Be sure to check for me.I might just be in your neighborhood.
Dr.Longstroke.
I thought this little guy killed kittens if god caught you masterbating...but I guess now it's a kids show and advertizement for Target. Weird.
2 shoots, 1 more of a fail than the next.
laurel- interrupted by homeless guy masterbating.
amanda- pregnant girl was sick.
taco bell with jb.
tried on dresses at kohl's.
oh well.
Ancient Erotic Peruvian Art Sculptured Men masterbating while dead physical pleasure in the afterlife Notice death mask & stitched mouths Moche 800 AD
Displayed At Larco Museum of Lima Perú
While waiting for my breakfast at Jumbo Donuts, I ducked into their dimly lit bathroom. After spotting this on the wall, yeah, I decided that I didn't have to go that bad.
He was picking his nose and fiddling with himself in front of all the families gathered around him. His only defense against the hundreds of thousands of prying eyes is to publicly masterbate.
yummy poster of pete in vegas gap.
i think i could masterbate to this all day long...XP XP XP
....seriously
Yes I can be a perverted fan!! :) Sorry if its gross, still think its funny :) The expression on his face made me think of it lol.
Credit to nickjonline for the pic.
oly 35 spn - apparently some piece has broken off and he should be holding a musical instrument - at least that what they told me
check back soon, more work on all three of these projects, the floor, by Sadiesyx, the backdrop and Squiggles by plexus aka me