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please don`t attack me . remember , he IS a teenage male . . . he gets that "urge" too , and SINCE he`s a teenage male , he more or less likely "explores his sexuality" , i`m sure . . . i don`t blame him for jumping though . they`re the most willing . and it`s just a theory . AND a jonas secret . these don`t mean anything when they`re things like this . so don`t get upset . remember ; it`s just a jonas secret . copyright claim . you will be fined if you redistribute or steal

The edible fig is one of the first plants that were cultivated by humans. Nine subfossil figs of a parthenocarpic (and therefore self-pollinating) type dating to about 9400–9200 BC were found in the early Neolithic village Gilgal I (in the Jordan Valley, 13 km north of Jericho). The find precedes the domestication of wheat, barley, and legumes, and may thus be the first known instance of agriculture. It is proposed that this sterile but desirable type was planted and cultivated intentionally, one thousand years before the next crops were domesticated (wheat and rye).

formerly a landfill site at Bromborough Dock that was turned into a nature park during a £2.3 million conversion. Now known as Port Sunlight River Park, it opened in summer 2014.

Under my satin high collar I'm wearing a tight, boned posture collar.

Hi. Who wants to watch me wank and spurt while I'm wearing this dress ? I'll be wearing a corset, suspender and stockings. Trannys only, no pervy men. Must have own photos.

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A remake of my previous upload. Cum with me as I show you an Amateur make of an Italian made Cumshooting shotgun. This Ebony styled gun is sure to make you masterbate on the spot. Cumming this summer, one Maid, one hoagie, one orgasm, plenty of sex. Credit Timathy Hersecack for advice

Brother Micah going full blast in Miami Beach

as ADDA DADA quotes OSCAR WILDE..."I may lie in the gutter, but I can look up and see the...perfect photo op!"

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AND sometimes it is NOT only a PHOTO OP...but an educational opportunity, too. And, we all know it's never too late to learn something new, especially when it involves NUDITY!

 

So when ADDA was at the CASTRO STREET FAIR and saw a sign for THE FORESKIN AWARENESS PROJECT with the hunky GLEN CALLENDER who I photographed at the NUDE IN the week previously. Well, needless to say, "photo op" popped into my mind, as well as, 'educational op'. OK, more of the photo op than educational but we'll talk about that later.

 

Mr. "I LOVE FORESKIN", Glen Callender, was going to do a 'private' educational demostration about foreskin. Yes, you read that right. FORESKIN, the natural state of the male penis, unless they have been snipped/cut/hacked by some crazed parents and doctors.

 

So 20 or so willing men gathered in a tent to hear Mr. FORESKIN explain on the evils of cutting off man's natural equiptment.

 

Mr. FORESKIN, in his doctor's lab coat and , only his I LOVE MY FORESKIN tshirt underneath welcomed the willing crowd to this educational presentation on.....THE EVILS OF CIRCUMCISION and the JOYS OF FORESKIN.

 

And just in case he didn't have the crowds total enrapturment....Mr. FORESKIN whipped off his lab coat, EXPOSING his extremelly well-endowed equipment and shouted..HOW MANY SEEDLESS GRAPES ARE UNDER MY FORESKIN!!!

 

Well, just in case anyone in the audiance needed just a little more encouragement to pay attention to the presentation...Mr. FORESKIN grabbed everyone's attention...well, actually more like BLEW THE FUCKING MINDS OF EVERY QUEEN IN THAT TENT!

 

As all Californians know, it is now the wine industry's time to harvest grapes, though I doupt any grape picker would ever fanthom that one of their grapes they picked would of end up in the crevices of a man's penis.

 

Like all willing school kids trying to please the teacher with a correct answer...Everyone's hand in the room shot up. Mr. FORESKIN had a certificate for the person with the right answer. Everyone wanted to GO TO THE HEAD OF THE CLASS on that one...Well, Mr. FORESKIN gentley pushed each little red grape out...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, EIGHT, NINE....and 10 is the answer!

 

With everyone's undivided attention (and i'm sure other things were at attention in the audience)...MR. FORESKIN went on to discuss the reasons men have FORESKIN.

 

First and foremost, the FORESKIN provides protection to the most sensitive part of the male's body. Yes, a penis with it's intact foreskin is far more sensitive than one that has had its foreskin cut away. When it is cut away, the skin on the penis actually has to reform into a harder skin to protect the sensitive organ.

 

The FORESKIN also provides a a 'ribbed' pleasure for women. When the foreskin is pulled back during erection and sex, the skin provides stimulus to the woman.

 

Then Mr. FORESKIN wanted to dismiss the myth that an uncut penis is dirtier than a cut penis. So, he showed everyone HOW TO CLEAN A PENIS WITH FORESKIN...Well, it's the same way as with a cut penis. Though with foreskin, pull the foreskin away to clean the penis head as opposed to the cut penis which already has the exposed penis head.

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Various studies state that most erectile disfunction occurs in CUT men, and not uncut...(though i did see many ads for VIAGRA in europe)

 

All male animals have foreskin and they seem to be doing just fine.

 

Why the push for cutting men's foreskin? In the 1880's victorian area, religious prudes wanted to stop males from masterbation so they started a campaign to cut off foreskin. Needless to say, nothing will prevent guys from masterbating...

 

Mr. FORESKIN wants everyone to become educated on the subject and STOP CUTTING MALES. In other words, STOP MALE GENITAL MUTILATION.

 

Needless to say, it was fun to see the handsome Mr. FORESKIN pull back his forskin. LOTS of times. Ok. It was seeing his nice BIG UNCUT DICK, too!

 

And ADDA must say, all my BIG FAG YEARS...ADDA has never, ever, and i repeat never, ever, never seen anything like that BEFORE...GRAPES IN THE FOLDS OF A MAN'S FORESKIN

 

And ADDA must say, I did learn a few things.

 

So ADDA is joining the FORESKIN MOVEMENT, is there a FORESKIN PARTY? ( the Republican party is full of DICK HEADS). ADDA wants you to join, DON'T CUT, & TELL EVERYONE movement.

 

THANKS to Mr. FORESKIN, Glenn Callender at the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project

 

Most bizarre referrals thus far. How people got here via google.

 

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as ADDA DADA quotes OSCAR WILDE..."I may lie in the gutter, but I can look up and see the...perfect photo op!"

======

AND sometimes it is NOT only a PHOTO OP...but an educational opportunity, too. And, we all know it's never too late to learn something new, especially when it involves NUDITY!

 

So when ADDA was at the CASTRO STREET FAIR and saw a sign for THE FORESKIN AWARENESS PROJECT with the hunky GLEN CALLENDER who I photographed at the NUDE IN the week previously. Well, needless to say, "photo op" popped into my mind, as well as, 'educational op'. OK, more of the photo op than educational but we'll talk about that later.

 

Mr. "I LOVE FORESKIN", Glen Callender, was going to do a 'private' educational demostration about foreskin. Yes, you read that right. FORESKIN, the natural state of the male penis, unless they have been snipped/cut/hacked by some crazed parents and doctors.

 

So 20 or so willing men gathered in a tent to hear Mr. FORESKIN explain on the evils of cutting off man's natural equiptment.

 

Mr. FORESKIN, in his doctor's lab coat and , only his I LOVE MY FORESKIN tshirt underneath welcomed the willing crowd to this educational presentation on.....THE EVILS OF CIRCUMCISION and the JOYS OF FORESKIN.

 

And just in case he didn't have the crowds total enrapturment....Mr. FORESKIN whipped off his lab coat, EXPOSING his extremelly well-endowed equipment and shouted..HOW MANY SEEDLESS GRAPES ARE UNDER MY FORESKIN!!!

 

Well, just in case anyone in the audiance needed just a little more encouragement to pay attention to the presentation...Mr. FORESKIN grabbed everyone's attention...well, actually more like BLEW THE FUCKING MINDS OF EVERY QUEEN IN THAT TENT!

 

As all Californians know, it is now the wine industry's time to harvest grapes, though I doupt any grape picker would ever fanthom that one of their grapes they picked would of end up in the crevices of a man's penis.

 

Like all willing school kids trying to please the teacher with a correct answer...Everyone's hand in the room shot up. Mr. FORESKIN had a certificate for the person with the right answer. Everyone wanted to GO TO THE HEAD OF THE CLASS on that one...Well, Mr. FORESKIN gentley pushed each little red grape out...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, EIGHT, NINE....and 10 is the answer!

 

With everyone's undivided attention (and i'm sure other things were at attention in the audience)...MR. FORESKIN went on to discuss the reasons men have FORESKIN.

 

First and foremost, the FORESKIN provides protection to the most sensitive part of the male's body. Yes, a penis with it's intact foreskin is far more sensitive than one that has had its foreskin cut away. When it is cut away, the skin on the penis actually has to reform into a harder skin to protect the sensitive organ.

 

The FORESKIN also provides a a 'ribbed' pleasure for women. When the foreskin is pulled back during erection and sex, the skin provides stimulus to the woman.

 

Then Mr. FORESKIN wanted to dismiss the myth that an uncut penis is dirtier than a cut penis. So, he showed everyone HOW TO CLEAN A PENIS WITH FORESKIN...Well, it's the same way as with a cut penis. Though with foreskin, pull the foreskin away to clean the penis head as opposed to the cut penis which already has the exposed penis head.

.

Various studies state that most erectile disfunction occurs in CUT men, and not uncut...(though i did see many ads for VIAGRA in europe)

 

All male animals have foreskin and they seem to be doing just fine.

 

Why the push for cutting men's foreskin? In the 1880's victorian area, religious prudes wanted to stop males from masterbation so they started a campaign to cut off foreskin. Needless to say, nothing will prevent guys from masterbating...

 

Mr. FORESKIN wants everyone to become educated on the subject and STOP CUTTING MALES. In other words, STOP MALE GENITAL MUTILATION.

 

Needless to say, it was fun to see the handsome Mr. FORESKIN pull back his forskin. LOTS of times. Ok. It was seeing his nice BIG UNCUT DICK, too!

 

And ADDA must say, all my BIG FAG YEARS...ADDA has never, ever, and i repeat never, ever, never seen anything like that BEFORE...GRAPES IN THE FOLDS OF A MAN'S FORESKIN

 

And ADDA must say, I did learn a few things.

 

So ADDA is joining the FORESKIN MOVEMENT, is there a FORESKIN PARTY? ( the Republican party is full of DICK HEADS). ADDA wants you to join, DON'T CUT, & TELL EVERYONE movement.

 

THANKS to Mr. FORESKIN, Glenn Callender at the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project

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Paul Reubens was 38 years old, and wildly successful due to his creation/alter ego "Pee-Wee Herman." He had a brilliant kids show, and of course the fab Pee Wee's Big Adventure, filmed around Los Angeles, and featuring of course, Large Marge.

 

On hiatus from work, he decided to spend some time with his parents, in South Florida. Obviously not getting enough stimulation at the folks house, he ventured to the South Trail Cinema, an adult XXX movie theater nearby. It was around 10pm, and Reubens settled down to a happy heaping helping of the titty flick, "Nurse Nancy."

 

According to the police report (complete with spelling errors) that refers to Reubens as the Def (defendant):

 

The officer "did observe the Def's penis exposed. The Def did begin to masterbate his exposed penis with his left hand. At approx 2035 hrs, the Def did again expose his penis and masterbate again."

 

There you go, in all its glory. Paul was arrested along with 3 other men that night. It was July 26, 1991.

 

A local reporter recognized the name on the police blotter the next morning, and within 48 hours, Pee-Wee's weeny became a national media frenzy. Stars like Joan Rivers, Bill Cosby, and Cyndi Lauper publicly supported Reubens, but it did seem that his career was over.

 

CBS immediately pulled reruns of the now cancelled "Pee-Wee's Playhouse," Disney-MGM Studios suspended a two minute video that Reubens had narrated for its backstage tour, and toy stores removed Pee Wee dolls from the shelves.

 

On August 9th, he had a court appearance and was released on a $219 bond. He could have faced as much as 60 days in jail, and a $500 fine. 4 months later he pleaded "no contest" to the charge of indecent exposure, paid a $50.00 fine and was ordered to perform 70 hours of community service.

 

2 years after the fact, a Florida judge erased the incident from Paul's permanent record.

 

Trivia: Showing at the theatre was a triple bill: "Nurse Nancy," "Catalina Five-O" and "Tiger Shark." "Nancy" star Sandra Scream stated in the press, "It's increased notoriety of my name, but its unfortunate that it have to happen this way. I would like to stand in my own light. I don't want a scandal to inflate my career. This is not a Jessica Hahn thing." Who?

 

Contrary to legend, Reubens' star was not removed from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Reubens continues to be quite active in show business.

 

But as far as Pee-Wee goes, rest in peace. The above was taken from a web posting. I lost the link.

 

I personally liked his character and am disgusted that with so many stars being lauded for their other than stellar public behaviour, Paul's punishment by the TV and film industry is shameful.

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