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or itching.
whichever that is..
[yes I did raid jade L.s photos so these are credit to her...since her tag is on it obviously haha]
The origin (or early spreader) of the "'Captain Pugwash' had characters called Master Bates, Seaman Stains and Roger the Cabin Boy" myth. Victor Lewis-Smith and Paul Sparks in the 'Sunday Correspondent' in 1990.
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Ancient Erotic Peruvian Art Sculptured Men masterbating Moche 800 AD
Displayed At Larco Museum of Lima Perú
erotic nude painting. naked young woman pleasing herself.
painting of masterbating young woman in bed.
a peek into her bedroom shows her touching herself. she fades as we look deeper into the scene and blends into the background.
bright and soft colors - light browns, pink and white.
you can purchase prints or the original at: www.etsy.com/shop/PAINTmatters
I know you're not a phychic...but I sense THAT this means I didn't do well on my date ... so I may have to chuck my wagon tonight. Know what I mean? I have to find someone to Battle the Cyclops with. Someone to Ax the timber. Some gal to Anger the cobra or find a little five on one action or Bake cream cakes with; Bash the bishop; Beat the morning wood; Beat the red-headed cock-eyed woodpecker with; Ben his Franklin; Bitch-slapping his stomper; Choke his chicken; you know? Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse; Crank the one-eyed yogurt thrower; Date Pamela HANDerson; Dr. Spankenstein Time; Erupt old faithful; Fight one-eyed Willy; do the Five knuckle shuffle; Fondle the frankfurter; Giving Kojak the third degree; Greet Mr. Happy; some Hand, dick co-ordination; Hold your sausage hostage; Increase the surface temperature of the ship's primary cannon using rapid linear motion; some Jack the beanstock; Jingle the Pringles; Magic your Johnson; Make love to Miss Michigan; Mangle the moose; Massage your clovers; Meet Mother Palm and her five daughters; Milk the one eyed jeans snake; Oil the barber pole; Pet the one-eyed gopher; Play the skin Banjo; Polish the dolphin; Pop the top off the Champaign bottle; Pull Nixon's nose; Pulling your Yankee Doodle; Put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college; Relish up the hot dog; Rough up the suspect; Shake hands with Mr Peeper; Shine the helmet; Shoot for pearls; Slap little Johnny behind the German helmet; Spank the money; Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun; Stain the mitt; Stroke the puppy; Tackling the totem; Tantalizing your toboggan; Making the tissue the issue; Visit the petting zoo; Whack the Chalupa; Wrestle with the one eyed champ; Torture little Timmy.....you know? Start the lawnmower .... Squeeze the lizard....IF you catch my drift.
Ahhhh what am I saying...I had no chemistry. Need to have a buzz with her. Tonight.... there wazz no buzz. No 'b'. No 'uzz'. Knaw'mean?
Paul Reubens was 38 years old, and wildly successful due to his creation/alter ego "Pee-Wee Herman." He had a brilliant kids show, and of course the fab Pee Wee's Big Adventure, filmed around Los Angeles, and featuring of course, Large Marge.
On hiatus from work, he decided to spend some time with his parents, in South Florida. Obviously not getting enough stimulation at the folks house, he ventured to the South Trail Cinema, an adult XXX movie theater nearby. It was around 10pm, and Reubens settled down to a happy heaping helping of the titty flick, "Nurse Nancy."
According to the police report (complete with spelling errors) that refers to Reubens as the Def (defendant):
The officer "did observe the Def's penis exposed. The Def did begin to masterbate his exposed penis with his left hand. At approx 2035 hrs, the Def did again expose his penis and masterbate again."
There you go, in all its glory. Paul was arrested along with 3 other men that night. It was July 26, 1991.
A local reporter recognized the name on the police blotter the next morning, and within 48 hours, Pee-Wee's weeny became a national media frenzy. Stars like Joan Rivers, Bill Cosby, and Cyndi Lauper publicly supported Reubens, but it did seem that his career was over.
CBS immediately pulled reruns of the now cancelled "Pee-Wee's Playhouse," Disney-MGM Studios suspended a two minute video that Reubens had narrated for its backstage tour, and toy stores removed Pee Wee dolls from the shelves.
On August 9th, he had a court appearance and was released on a $219 bond. He could have faced as much as 60 days in jail, and a $500 fine. 4 months later he pleaded "no contest" to the charge of indecent exposure, paid a $50.00 fine and was ordered to perform 70 hours of community service.
2 years after the fact, a Florida judge erased the incident from Paul's permanent record.
Trivia: Showing at the theatre was a triple bill: "Nurse Nancy," "Catalina Five-O" and "Tiger Shark." "Nancy" star Sandra Scream stated in the press, "It's increased notoriety of my name, but its unfortunate that it have to happen this way. I would like to stand in my own light. I don't want a scandal to inflate my career. This is not a Jessica Hahn thing." Who?
Contrary to legend, Reubens' star was not removed from the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Reubens continues to be quite active in show business.
But as far as Pee-Wee goes, rest in peace.
I personally liked his character and am disgusted that with so many stars being lauded for their other than stellar public behaviour. Paul's punishment from the industry is shameful.