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ratty-assed dudes on haight st with funny signs including "Adopt a Punk". I hope the 2 bucks was enough for the photo. I did not correct the spelling...
I did two of these. Don't be mad! lol
1. Late last night my fictional boyfriend dumped me and left me the woods...again. I'm thinking about not saving him in the end next time he does it.
2. I smoke, sometimes like a camp fire.
3. I spend about 25 minutes of everyday looking for my car keys or cell phone.
4. I will NOT help you move.
5. I may need help moving.
6. In high school one of my boyfriends was my science teacher. It ended badly... (don't ask)
7. I always got straight A's in Science.
8. I have trouble keeping secrets but i'm working on it.
9. I once dremeled a hole in Girdee's face. The next day I bought a new Girdee.
10. I got my first tattoo when I was 14. I have a HUGE gross fairy on my back. She often haunts my dreams.
11. One of my best friends encourages me to masterbate more often to relieve my sick headaches.
12. I have been.
13. I work with the developmentally disabled and 2 or 3 days of the week I love my job!
14. I'm not always sure I believe in god, but I DO believe in ghosts because I think it's fun.
15. I went to college for fashion design but I can not sew.
16. I think Blythe saved my life.
photograph of a driver who believed it was fair to take up TWO spaces reserved for disabled drivers, whilst he ran over to the chip shop
erotic nude painting. naked young woman pleasing herself.
painting of masterbating young woman in bed.
a peek into her bedroom shows her touching herself. she fades as we look deeper into the scene and blends into the background.
bright and soft colors - light browns, pink and white.
you can purchase prints or the original at: www.etsy.com/shop/PAINTmatters
ainting X1
ME CUMMING HARD IN MY SHINY BLACK PLASTIC SHORTS WITH A VIBRATOR! I LOVE TO MASTERBATE THIS WAY. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A WOMAN VIBRATE MY COCK IN MY PLASTIC SHORTS. I WOULD LIKE TO BE TEASED WITH A VIBRATOR UNTIL I EXPLODE WITH CUM INSIDE MY PANTS! MY FANTASY IS TO HAVE A WOMAN SLOWLY CUT UP MY SHINY BLACK PLASTIC SHORTS AND VINYL JEANS WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS WHILE I'M WEARING THEM. THEN ALL THAT WOULD REMAIN IS ME STANDING THERE WITH MY CUM SOAKED UNDERWEAR!
Brother Micah and his band of insane Evangelical fire-and-brimstone preachers decided to make a stop at UC for a week. In response to them calling myself and my fellow students "Ignorant, promiscuous, cigarette-sucking, pot-smoking, beer-guzzling, fornicating, masturbating hell-faggots," I decided to give them the proverbial middle finger in the best way that I knew how. So, in the middle of one of their fiery, insulting, crowd-drawing sermons, I decided to shake things up a bit. Literally. They called me a whore. The crowd cheered.